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Quote #176
Submitted by Aesix on August 25th, 2009From #Rebel_Riot_Radio on Social-kink
Comment: This is in context
Score: 10/10 (3 votes)
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|-19:55:25-| <AeSix> He was masturbating a giraffe not too long ago
|-19:55:26-| <AeSix> :P
|-19:55:30-| <Troi> No...
|-19:55:36-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-19:55:42-| * DJ^Laraa looks for a giraffee
|-19:55:46-| <Troi> I honestly didn't name my penis
|-19:55:56-| <Troi> but I suppose that's as good a name as any
|-19:55:26-| <AeSix> :P
|-19:55:30-| <Troi> No...
|-19:55:36-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-19:55:42-| * DJ^Laraa looks for a giraffee
|-19:55:46-| <Troi> I honestly didn't name my penis
|-19:55:56-| <Troi> but I suppose that's as good a name as any
Quote #187
Submitted by Drspice on Febuary 4th, 2010From #ICannt on Icannt
Comment: Talking about BP's Slush Puppies
Score: 10/10 (4 votes)
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[03:35:38 pm] <+Dicko> They're slurpees that you add your own flavour to from one of 8 squirters
[03:35:44 pm] <+Dicko> rape is win
[03:35:46 pm] <+Dicko> Grape*
[03:35:48 pm] <+Dicko> oh god
[03:35:44 pm] <+Dicko> rape is win
[03:35:46 pm] <+Dicko> Grape*
[03:35:48 pm] <+Dicko> oh god
Quote #27
Submitted by FuctFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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{fuct} well, if you're half mexican, it's in your blood to get across a border
Quote #125
Submitted by Nibbler on January 14th, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (6 votes)
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<Robz> Funniest stuff
<Robz> Had a guy argue in UZombie that someone who was banned should be unbanned because the person is a girl.
<Robz> "Girls shouldn't be banned" basically.
<a_newbie> oh, i didn't realise we were trying to attract girls to the network, reguardless of social capabilities
<a_newbie> if they're retards, they get banned, just like everyone else
<a_newbie> retardation doesn't discriminate
<Robz> Exactly.
<Jayson`Ubuntu> lol
<a_newbie> just because they have two working teats and a lukewarm hole in their crotch doesn't mean they should be treated any different
<Robz> Had a guy argue in UZombie that someone who was banned should be unbanned because the person is a girl.
<Robz> "Girls shouldn't be banned" basically.
<a_newbie> oh, i didn't realise we were trying to attract girls to the network, reguardless of social capabilities
<a_newbie> if they're retards, they get banned, just like everyone else
<a_newbie> retardation doesn't discriminate
<Robz> Exactly.
<Jayson`Ubuntu> lol
<a_newbie> just because they have two working teats and a lukewarm hole in their crotch doesn't mean they should be treated any different
Quote #186
Submitted by A newbie on Febuary 3rd, 2010From #icannt on Icannt
Comment: Hooray for taking things out of context!
Score: 9/10 (4 votes)
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<Dicko> got 3 inches on me :(
Quote #121
Submitted by Planb on December 29th, 2008From #badgirls on Social-kink
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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{Sniper-XXX} I just have reason to believe she isn't a guy
{Sniper-XXX} just a fucked up lady
{Sniper-XXX} -_-
{Zordberg{s}c} is she the 75yr old you wanted to go see the other day?
{Sniper-XXX} 62, and no, that wasn't her
{Sniper-XXX} I'd say age 70 is my limit
{Sniper-XXX} just a fucked up lady
{Sniper-XXX} -_-
{Zordberg{s}c} is she the 75yr old you wanted to go see the other day?
{Sniper-XXX} 62, and no, that wasn't her
{Sniper-XXX} I'd say age 70 is my limit
Quote #182
Submitted by Fuct on December 29th, 2009From #notorious on Com
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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{uncouth} Yeah, she's in montreal.
{babylon} those from quebec are... a different breed.
{uncouth} Amen.
{uncouth} Cuntish.
{uncouth} arrogant.
{uncouth} Like Texans.
{uncouth} :D
{babylon} YES!
{babylon} that's EXACTLY.
{babylon} quebec = texas.
{babylon} those from quebec are... a different breed.
{uncouth} Amen.
{uncouth} Cuntish.
{uncouth} arrogant.
{uncouth} Like Texans.
{uncouth} :D
{babylon} YES!
{babylon} that's EXACTLY.
{babylon} quebec = texas.
Quote #79
Submitted by Meh on March 2nd, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (4 votes)
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<LuckyFork> Why is it called an asteroid when its up in the hemishpere but a heamoerroid when its up your ass?
Quote #114
Submitted by A_newbie on November 12th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (7 votes)
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<Grover> you think your so smart with your corrections and your grammar
<SiBr3> *you're
<SiBr3> *you're
Quote #82
Submitted by A_newbie on March 8th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (5 votes)
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<a_newbie> you should post more on the forums micolous
<micolous> i don't like forums
<micolous> other people get to express their opinions
<micolous> i don't like forums
<micolous> other people get to express their opinions
Quote #145
Submitted by Nibbler on Febuary 3rd, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (6 votes)
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<Ziggy> my hdd partitions are named after african nations
<trab> I guess all your data is corrupt then?
<trab> I guess all your data is corrupt then?
Quote #191
Submitted by Fuct on March 28th, 2010From #roleplayofallkinds on Com
Score: 9/10 (1 vote)
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{Chomolongma} I have free-range goths, because when you cramp them all up in a pen real tight like ... they start moshing
Quote #192
Submitted by Nibbler on June 7th, 2010From #streetgeek on Streetgeek
Score: 9/10 (3 votes)
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<anomaly> djjtz: ok, and again in English please
<djjtz> anomaly, that was English
<anomaly> it was broken english
<anomaly> I need working english
<anomaly> 17:45 < djjtz> you do on android brain
<anomaly> 17:45 < djjtz> app
<anomaly> is that, like, you run the command 'on' with arguments 'android brain'
<anomaly> ?
<djjtz> i am off before i go mental on you cya all
<anomaly> lol
<nibbler> i think mingebag has better grammar sometimes
<djjtz> nick/djjtzout
<nibbler> and all it wanted to talk about was anal fins
<anomaly> flail
<djjtz> nick\djjtzout
<anomaly> flail^2
<djjtz> \nick jtzout
* djjtz has quit (Quit: Leaving)
Quote #4
Submitted by NeekzorFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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<fuct> i'm a nympho, dun worry
Quote #112
Submitted by A_newbie on November 10th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (6 votes)
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<LordKoob> i miss feeling up the willing females at school :( fun times
<a_newbie> yeah, i miss that too
<Grover> lets switch LordKoob
<Grover> you can go back to school
<sizemon> you can feel me up if it makes you feel better
<LordKoob> LOL
<Grover> and i can do what ever you do ;p
<LordKoob> why thank you sizemon
<LordKoob> rofl grover
<LordKoob> i'd give your body back to you and it'd have all sorts of funky aids
<a_newbie> yeah, but they were there when you started
<a_newbie> what's your point?
<a_newbie> yeah, i miss that too
<Grover> lets switch LordKoob
<Grover> you can go back to school
<sizemon> you can feel me up if it makes you feel better
<LordKoob> LOL
<Grover> and i can do what ever you do ;p
<LordKoob> why thank you sizemon
<LordKoob> rofl grover
<LordKoob> i'd give your body back to you and it'd have all sorts of funky aids
<a_newbie> yeah, but they were there when you started
<a_newbie> what's your point?
Quote #147
Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 6th, 2009From #fuckoff on Social-kink
Comment: What has been said, cannot be unsaid.
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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** fuct BITES rouGhian and then gives him coffee.
{rouGhian} oooh
** rouGhian lovez him some fuct :D
{rouGhian} lol
{fuct} ;)
fuct preens
** Dazzo loves him some rouGhian
{rouGhian} i'm ya huckleberry
{Dazzo} Hold on thats wrong
{rouGhian} lmao
{Dazzo} Can i erase that ?
{rouGhian} oooh
** rouGhian lovez him some fuct :D
{rouGhian} lol
{fuct} ;)
fuct preens
** Dazzo loves him some rouGhian
{rouGhian} i'm ya huckleberry
{Dazzo} Hold on thats wrong
{rouGhian} lmao
{Dazzo} Can i erase that ?
Quote #180
Submitted by Babylon on November 4th, 2009From #kitchen on Com
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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*Catastrophe bundles a lil coyote up in gorean silks
{Catastrophe} for Lili
*Lili runs through faraway deserts with the coyote in trailing silks
{Lili} for Catastrophe
{Catastrophe} red silks. it's a slut.
*hetaera gasms
*Lili does not judge the coyote
{Catastrophe} i'm not judging either. i'm just commenting on the silk color.
{Lili} And the fact it sleeps around.
{Catastrophe} a lot.
{Lili} Coyote hooker.
{hetaera} that'd be a good band name..
{Lili} It would
{Catastrophe} for Lili
*Lili runs through faraway deserts with the coyote in trailing silks
{Lili} for Catastrophe
{Catastrophe} red silks. it's a slut.
*hetaera gasms
*Lili does not judge the coyote
{Catastrophe} i'm not judging either. i'm just commenting on the silk color.
{Lili} And the fact it sleeps around.
{Catastrophe} a lot.
{Lili} Coyote hooker.
{hetaera} that'd be a good band name..
{Lili} It would
Quote #156
Submitted by Nibbler on April 6th, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
Score: 9/10 (3 votes)
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{fragile} ...releasing the heat?
{fragile} some bitch opens her legs and steams escapes? i'd RUN AWAY!
{fragile} some bitch opens her legs and steams escapes? i'd RUN AWAY!
Quote #168
Submitted by Nibbler on June 26th, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (5 votes)
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* DrSpice (DrSpice@Love.the.Spice) Quit
* mbainrot (mbainrot@Likes.NET) Quit
* Tiberian (Tiberian@Tibernoodle) Quit
<Teacup> A steady stream of exits
<Usik> means the server doesn't have prostate cancer
* mbainrot (mbainrot@Likes.NET) Quit
* Tiberian (Tiberian@Tibernoodle) Quit
<Teacup> A steady stream of exits
<Usik> means the server doesn't have prostate cancer
Quote #163
Submitted by Meh on April 29th, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (10 votes)
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<nibbler> WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
<nibbler> GOOGLE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
<Theo> PO-TA-TOES
<nibbler> so you haven't tried Google ice cream?
<nibbler> or Google furniture?
<Theo> or google scarfs
<nibbler> or SecondGoogle
<Theo> or Google Wars
<Theo> or World of Google
<Theo> or Googlestrike Source
<nibbler> or Google-Life 2?
<nibbler> or Google pregnancy test - "I'm feeling lucky"
<nibbler> GOOGLE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
<Theo> PO-TA-TOES
<nibbler> so you haven't tried Google ice cream?
<nibbler> or Google furniture?
<Theo> or google scarfs
<nibbler> or SecondGoogle
<Theo> or Google Wars
<Theo> or World of Google
<Theo> or Googlestrike Source
<nibbler> or Google-Life 2?
<nibbler> or Google pregnancy test - "I'm feeling lucky"
Quote #96
Submitted by Aesix_refiul on May 13th, 2008From #flirt on IRCq
Score: 8/10 (3 votes)
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-|* fuct is back (gone 00:57:23)
-|<AeSix> ok fuct
-|<AeSix> and we care why?
-|<fuct> you don't, and had better not start, either!
-|<AeSix> actually
-|<AeSix> yer kinda cute
-|<AeSix> for a 30 something anyways
-|<AeSix> ok fuct
-|<AeSix> and we care why?
-|<fuct> you don't, and had better not start, either!
-|<AeSix> actually
-|<AeSix> yer kinda cute
-|<AeSix> for a 30 something anyways
Quote #165
Submitted by Aesix on May 23rd, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
Comment: This was me, late and tired. I changed my nick not 10 minutes before.
Score: 8/10 (3 votes)
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|-02:35:17-| <frainbried> omg
|-02:35:24-| <frainbried> I thought my nick was someone else
|-02:35:31-| <frainbried> and I thought it said flacidegg
|-02:35:32-| <frainbried> :S
|-02:35:24-| <frainbried> I thought my nick was someone else
|-02:35:31-| <frainbried> and I thought it said flacidegg
|-02:35:32-| <frainbried> :S
Quote #172
Submitted by Infinitefail on August 4th, 2009From #badGirls on Social-kink
Comment: context:
Japanese porn
Score: 8/10 (2 votes)
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<Alice`Noir> Is it so much to want a "Hey, you're doing alright, kiddo" in my rapes?
Quote #86
Submitted by Meh on April 3rd, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (6 votes)
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<Jamie`> Getting a laptop for gaming is like buying a 4WD to drive around in the city.
Quote #75
Submitted by A_newbie on Febuary 18th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (5 votes)
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* Fraggle|Work puts a bullet into an icecream cone then gives it to colossus... and watches him eat it. then curl over and say 'FUCK! I'VE BEEN SHOT'
Quote #74
Submitted by A_newbie on Febuary 18th, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
Score: 8/10 (1 vote)
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* Freman slaps jado` around a bit with a japanese whale research ship
Quote #13
Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 8/10 (2 votes)
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<BritGirl> ok why is it as soon as u enter irc your typing turns to crap?
Quote #63
Submitted by PepolezFrom #outcasts on NoixIRC
Score: 8/10 (6 votes)
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* TaKaLi is now known as TaK{AWAY}
* TaK{AWAY} is away: Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
* TaK{AWAY} is away: Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Quote #59
Submitted by PepolezFrom #icannt on Icannt
Comment: When conversations are taken out of context...
Score: 8/10 (4 votes)
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<SiBr3> The smaller the sturdier
<SiBr3> Don't make any wierd sex jokes or I'll hit you
<SiBr3> Don't make any wierd sex jokes or I'll hit you
Quote #185
Submitted by Drspice on Febuary 2nd, 2010From #ICannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (4 votes)
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[11:47] <Theo> Jamie what would your signature move be?
[11:47] <Jamie> sucking cock
[11:47] <Theo> k
[11:47] <Jamie> wait
[11:47] <Jamie> FUCK
[11:47] <Jamie> sucking cock
[11:47] <Theo> k
[11:47] <Jamie> wait
[11:47] <Jamie> FUCK
Quote #102
Submitted by Babylon on June 27th, 2008From #killer-chat on Rizon
Score: 8/10 (2 votes)
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{ab3} Heh. Local band.
{b0x} they're pretty good
{b0x} I want their lead singer xD
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Haley's already taken by Josh
{b0x} idc
{ab3} So, good luck with that
{b0x} I'll kill the mofo >: |
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Lies
{b0x} I R DEDICATED.
{b0x} they're pretty good
{b0x} I want their lead singer xD
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Haley's already taken by Josh
{b0x} idc
{ab3} So, good luck with that
{b0x} I'll kill the mofo >: |
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Lies
{b0x} I R DEDICATED.
Quote #26
Submitted by PepolezFrom #support on OflooIRC
Score: 8/10 (2 votes)
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<nocebo> why does cvsup seem to go faster on ssh rather than on the box itself
<pepolez> the electrons are getting tired going uphill to the monitor?
<mewse> electrons are busy sucking my dick
<pepolez> mewse
<pepolez> you realise, you just insulted yourself - electrons are tiny
<pepolez> and sucking implies electrons get their mouth around it, so you're suggesting your dick is somehow smaller then an electron
<nocebo> pee poles
<nocebo> got you there, mewse.
<pepolez> the electrons are getting tired going uphill to the monitor?
<mewse> electrons are busy sucking my dick
<pepolez> mewse
<pepolez> you realise, you just insulted yourself - electrons are tiny
<pepolez> and sucking implies electrons get their mouth around it, so you're suggesting your dick is somehow smaller then an electron
<nocebo> pee poles
<nocebo> got you there, mewse.
Quote #159
Submitted by Drspice on April 13th, 2009From #ICannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (10 votes)
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[03:19:48 pm] <&DrSpice> ooh
[03:19:54 pm] <&DrSpice> I have a new email from support@cba.com.au
[03:20:14 pm] <&DrSpice> my email program says "This message may be a phishing scam" but the address still says @cba.com.au!
[03:20:15 pm] * &DrSpice opens
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> "Deah Customer
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> blah blah blah
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> Click here to verify your email address"
[03:20:59 pm] <&DrSpice> the link goes to sometthing called http://ricksville.us/imagevue/Netbank/bankmain.html
[03:21:08 pm] <&DrSpice> but the email is still from @cba.com.au; so it SHOULD be safe!
[03:21:34 pm] <&DrSpice> "Please verify your details by putting your username and password in the boxes below"
[03:21:52 pm] <&DrSpice> the address is something other than netbank.com.au; but the email came from cba.com.au, so it should be good!
[03:21:59 pm] * &DrSpice puts in netbank log in details
[03:22:06 pm] <&DrSpice> hmm, i got some weird error message
[03:22:16 pm] <&DrSpice> it's telling me to install the new drivers for the website
[03:22:17 pm] * &DrSpice installs.
[03:22:25 pm] <&DrSpice> oh no!
[03:22:28 pm] <&DrSpice> what happened to my computer
[03:22:30 pm] <&DrSpice> it isn't working anymore
[03:22:32 pm] <&DrSpice> hmmm...
[03:22:43 pm] <&DrSpice> i should try it on my other computer
[03:22:46 pm] * &DrSpice opens email
[03:22:50 pm] * &DrSpice clicks link
[03:22:56 pm] * &DrSpice puts in netbank login details
[03:23:01 pm] * &DrSpice installs drivers
[03:23:03 pm] <&DrSpice> OH NO
[03:23:08 pm] <&DrSpice> It happened to my other computer!
[03:23:12 pm] <&DrSpice> I'm ruined!
[03:23:13 pm] <&DrSpice> RUINED!
[03:23:21 pm] * &DrSpice gets a phone call from Commonwealth Bank
[03:23:34 pm] <&DrSpice> "Hello Sir, it appears large sums of money are being withdrawn from your account; is this you?"
[03:23:37 pm] <&DrSpice> "uh... no..."
[03:23:40 pm] <&DrSpice> FUCK.
[03:23:49 pm] <&DrSpice> /suicide
[03:19:54 pm] <&DrSpice> I have a new email from support@cba.com.au
[03:20:14 pm] <&DrSpice> my email program says "This message may be a phishing scam" but the address still says @cba.com.au!
[03:20:15 pm] * &DrSpice opens
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> "Deah Customer
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> blah blah blah
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> Click here to verify your email address"
[03:20:59 pm] <&DrSpice> the link goes to sometthing called http://ricksville.us/imagevue/Netbank/bankmain.html
[03:21:08 pm] <&DrSpice> but the email is still from @cba.com.au; so it SHOULD be safe!
[03:21:34 pm] <&DrSpice> "Please verify your details by putting your username and password in the boxes below"
[03:21:52 pm] <&DrSpice> the address is something other than netbank.com.au; but the email came from cba.com.au, so it should be good!
[03:21:59 pm] * &DrSpice puts in netbank log in details
[03:22:06 pm] <&DrSpice> hmm, i got some weird error message
[03:22:16 pm] <&DrSpice> it's telling me to install the new drivers for the website
[03:22:17 pm] * &DrSpice installs.
[03:22:25 pm] <&DrSpice> oh no!
[03:22:28 pm] <&DrSpice> what happened to my computer
[03:22:30 pm] <&DrSpice> it isn't working anymore
[03:22:32 pm] <&DrSpice> hmmm...
[03:22:43 pm] <&DrSpice> i should try it on my other computer
[03:22:46 pm] * &DrSpice opens email
[03:22:50 pm] * &DrSpice clicks link
[03:22:56 pm] * &DrSpice puts in netbank login details
[03:23:01 pm] * &DrSpice installs drivers
[03:23:03 pm] <&DrSpice> OH NO
[03:23:08 pm] <&DrSpice> It happened to my other computer!
[03:23:12 pm] <&DrSpice> I'm ruined!
[03:23:13 pm] <&DrSpice> RUINED!
[03:23:21 pm] * &DrSpice gets a phone call from Commonwealth Bank
[03:23:34 pm] <&DrSpice> "Hello Sir, it appears large sums of money are being withdrawn from your account; is this you?"
[03:23:37 pm] <&DrSpice> "uh... no..."
[03:23:40 pm] <&DrSpice> FUCK.
[03:23:49 pm] <&DrSpice> /suicide
Quote #153
Submitted by Nibbler on March 17th, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (7 votes)
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<Gopher> nef and size were prematurely imitating me!
Quote #6
Submitted by NeekzorFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
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* pepolez- has left #toxicantidote (Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.)
Quote #144
Submitted by Chris_be on Febuary 1st, 2009From #ICannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (7 votes)
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[11:09:58 pm] <@SiBr3> Thy milkshake bringeth all ye gentlefolke to the yard, and they're like, 'tis better than thine, verily, 'tis better than thine, I could teach thee, but I must levy a fee.
Quote #123
Submitted by Nibbler on January 12th, 2009From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
Score: 8/10 (4 votes)
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<AeSix> fuct is wise beyond her years
<AeSix> look at this shit y0
<AeSix> |-02:17:22-|<AeSix> so fuct
<AeSix> |-02:17:31-|<AeSix> there's these two women I'm wanting.
<AeSix> |-02:17:34-|<AeSix> One I want to fuck like mad crazy
<AeSix> |-02:17:40-|<AeSix> the other I want to have a life with
<AeSix> |-02:18:56-|<fuct> do the first one then go after the second one?
<AeSix> look at this shit y0
<AeSix> |-02:17:22-|<AeSix> so fuct
<AeSix> |-02:17:31-|<AeSix> there's these two women I'm wanting.
<AeSix> |-02:17:34-|<AeSix> One I want to fuck like mad crazy
<AeSix> |-02:17:40-|<AeSix> the other I want to have a life with
<AeSix> |-02:18:56-|<fuct> do the first one then go after the second one?
Quote #183
Submitted by Aesix on January 13th, 2010From #outcasts on Noix
Score: 8/10 (5 votes)
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|-00:10:12-| <AeSix> new male spa treatments: full scrotum waxing
|-00:15:27-| <Fatal> great
|-00:15:31-| <Fatal> great mental image, AeSix
|-00:15:32-| <Fatal> thanks
|-00:15:37-| <Fatal> aside from that hurting like fuck
|-00:15:43-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-00:15:56-| <Fatal> hurts when stray hairs sticking through the zipper in my jeans
|-00:16:03-| <Fatal> can't imagine my balls being WAXED
|-00:16:05-| <AeSix> LLMFAO
|-00:16:25-| <Fatal> i'm gonna go hug my balls now
|-00:16:27-| <Fatal> you've scared them
|-00:16:29-| <Fatal> :(
|-00:15:27-| <Fatal> great
|-00:15:31-| <Fatal> great mental image, AeSix
|-00:15:32-| <Fatal> thanks
|-00:15:37-| <Fatal> aside from that hurting like fuck
|-00:15:43-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-00:15:56-| <Fatal> hurts when stray hairs sticking through the zipper in my jeans
|-00:16:03-| <Fatal> can't imagine my balls being WAXED
|-00:16:05-| <AeSix> LLMFAO
|-00:16:25-| <Fatal> i'm gonna go hug my balls now
|-00:16:27-| <Fatal> you've scared them
|-00:16:29-| <Fatal> :(
Quote #174
Submitted by 6 on August 19th, 2009From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Score: 8/10 (3 votes)
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|-03:40:15-| <nibbler> yeah, had to lube up about 1200 holes before sticking it in
|-03:40:37-| <nibbler> and only little motions, because those holes are tight
Quote #113
Submitted by A_newbie on November 12th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (7 votes)
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<NewTiberian> no one can own space
<Grover> lies
<Grover> i own space
<Grover> Space (c) Grover 2008
<a_newbie> yeah, the space between your ass cheeks
<Grover> lies
<Grover> i own space
<Grover> Space (c) Grover 2008
<a_newbie> yeah, the space between your ass cheeks
Quote #111
Submitted by Pepolez on November 3rd, 2008From #toxicantidote on XploitIRC
Comment: Even a stupid AI bot is smarter than some people
Score: 8/10 (2 votes)
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<Voice> hey kids guns dont figure things
Quote #157
Submitted by Nibbler on April 10th, 2009From real life on Real life
Comment: Yay! Taking things out of context!
Score: 8/10 (4 votes)
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<DarkRider> My balls tasted better than I expected.
Quote #100
Submitted by Aesix_refiul on May 31st, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
Comment: there was no way I was going to let this not get mis-quoted :D
Score: 7/10 (5 votes)
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-| <Ni]-[iL> I'm rearranging my rack
Quote #60
Submitted by PepolezFrom #icannt on Icannt
Score: 7/10 (4 votes)
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<kooby> they'd be legal if I had a time machine
Quote #95
Submitted by Babylon on May 13th, 2008From #flirt on IRCq
Score: 7/10 (4 votes)
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{Taron} and you sound like a girl
{fuct} lmmfao
{Ginieun} Thats my depressed, tired look.
{Taron} because you used the word yesh
{fuct} yesh, only we women usually use that.
{Ginieun} What?
{Taron} it's true
{Taron} they do
{Ginieun} Men use the word 'yesh'.
{Taron} I've run lots and lots of studies
{Taron} on this
{Taron} with about 1 or 2 people
{fuct} lmmfao
{Ginieun} Thats my depressed, tired look.
{Taron} because you used the word yesh
{fuct} yesh, only we women usually use that.
{Ginieun} What?
{Taron} it's true
{Taron} they do
{Ginieun} Men use the word 'yesh'.
{Taron} I've run lots and lots of studies
{Taron} on this
{Taron} with about 1 or 2 people
Quote #146
Submitted by Nibbler on Febuary 3rd, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 7/10 (5 votes)
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<Theo> I'm 80 when erect
<a_newbie> but the blood just moves
<a_newbie> you'd only put on weight when erect if you used a pump
<Theo> I know that made no sense
<Theo> I'm not telling you guys how much I weigh
<a_newbie> so, you use a pump, or didn't think before speaking?
<a_newbie> ;)
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<a_newbie> but the blood just moves
<a_newbie> you'd only put on weight when erect if you used a pump
<Theo> I know that made no sense
<Theo> I'm not telling you guys how much I weigh
<a_newbie> so, you use a pump, or didn't think before speaking?
<a_newbie> ;)
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Quote #160
Submitted by Babylon on April 19th, 2009From #ocanada on Icq
Comment: typo. ftw.
Score: 7/10 (5 votes)
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***^trouble^ swigs cock
Quote #124
Submitted by Planb on January 14th, 2009From #badgirls on Social-kink
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{danger} There were actually a few times we paid our bill and were like.. "So.. let's go to the porn store now."
{danger} I imagine there's been a man or two to "go pay the utility bill" and have his lights turned off.
{danger} I imagine there's been a man or two to "go pay the utility bill" and have his lights turned off.
Quote #167
Submitted by Babylon on June 2nd, 2009From #badgirls on Net
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{nitsirk} i should get dressed now
{nitsirk} im out of clean panties
{nitsirk} :(
{nitsirk} i have like 500 pairs
{nitsirk} how does this happen
{hetaera} gnomes.
{nitsirk} i knew it
{hetaera} they're everywhere. :(
{babylon} they are.
{babylon} they're in ur draws, eatin' yer underpants.
{nitsirk} im out of clean panties
{nitsirk} :(
{nitsirk} i have like 500 pairs
{nitsirk} how does this happen
{hetaera} gnomes.
{nitsirk} i knew it
{hetaera} they're everywhere. :(
{babylon} they are.
{babylon} they're in ur draws, eatin' yer underpants.
Quote #91
Submitted by Meh on April 17th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
Score: 7/10 (6 votes)
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<StarFox> I'm *not* using mirc, but I'm writing mirc script :S
<StarFox> go figure... LOL
<pepolez> dude
<pepolez> that's bad
<pepolez> trying to code in mirc script is like trying to circumsize yourself with a shaver
<pepolez> it's fucking painful and ends up a bloody mess
<StarFox> go figure... LOL
<pepolez> dude
<pepolez> that's bad
<pepolez> trying to code in mirc script is like trying to circumsize yourself with a shaver
<pepolez> it's fucking painful and ends up a bloody mess