Top 25 quotes
Quote #176
Submitted by Aesix on August 25th, 2009From #Rebel_Riot_Radio on Social-kink
Comment: This is in context
Score: 10/10 (3 votes)
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|-19:55:25-| <AeSix> He was masturbating a giraffe not too long ago
|-19:55:26-| <AeSix> :P
|-19:55:30-| <Troi> No...
|-19:55:36-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-19:55:42-| * DJ^Laraa looks for a giraffee
|-19:55:46-| <Troi> I honestly didn't name my penis
|-19:55:56-| <Troi> but I suppose that's as good a name as any
|-19:55:26-| <AeSix> :P
|-19:55:30-| <Troi> No...
|-19:55:36-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-19:55:42-| * DJ^Laraa looks for a giraffee
|-19:55:46-| <Troi> I honestly didn't name my penis
|-19:55:56-| <Troi> but I suppose that's as good a name as any
Quote #187
Submitted by Drspice on Febuary 4th, 2010From #ICannt on Icannt
Comment: Talking about BP's Slush Puppies
Score: 10/10 (4 votes)
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[03:35:38 pm] <+Dicko> They're slurpees that you add your own flavour to from one of 8 squirters
[03:35:44 pm] <+Dicko> rape is win
[03:35:46 pm] <+Dicko> Grape*
[03:35:48 pm] <+Dicko> oh god
[03:35:44 pm] <+Dicko> rape is win
[03:35:46 pm] <+Dicko> Grape*
[03:35:48 pm] <+Dicko> oh god
Quote #27
Submitted by FuctFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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{fuct} well, if you're half mexican, it's in your blood to get across a border
Quote #125
Submitted by Nibbler on January 14th, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (6 votes)
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<Robz> Funniest stuff
<Robz> Had a guy argue in UZombie that someone who was banned should be unbanned because the person is a girl.
<Robz> "Girls shouldn't be banned" basically.
<a_newbie> oh, i didn't realise we were trying to attract girls to the network, reguardless of social capabilities
<a_newbie> if they're retards, they get banned, just like everyone else
<a_newbie> retardation doesn't discriminate
<Robz> Exactly.
<Jayson`Ubuntu> lol
<a_newbie> just because they have two working teats and a lukewarm hole in their crotch doesn't mean they should be treated any different
<Robz> Had a guy argue in UZombie that someone who was banned should be unbanned because the person is a girl.
<Robz> "Girls shouldn't be banned" basically.
<a_newbie> oh, i didn't realise we were trying to attract girls to the network, reguardless of social capabilities
<a_newbie> if they're retards, they get banned, just like everyone else
<a_newbie> retardation doesn't discriminate
<Robz> Exactly.
<Jayson`Ubuntu> lol
<a_newbie> just because they have two working teats and a lukewarm hole in their crotch doesn't mean they should be treated any different
Quote #186
Submitted by A newbie on Febuary 3rd, 2010From #icannt on Icannt
Comment: Hooray for taking things out of context!
Score: 9/10 (4 votes)
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<Dicko> got 3 inches on me :(
Quote #121
Submitted by Planb on December 29th, 2008From #badgirls on Social-kink
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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{Sniper-XXX} I just have reason to believe she isn't a guy
{Sniper-XXX} just a fucked up lady
{Sniper-XXX} -_-
{Zordberg{s}c} is she the 75yr old you wanted to go see the other day?
{Sniper-XXX} 62, and no, that wasn't her
{Sniper-XXX} I'd say age 70 is my limit
{Sniper-XXX} just a fucked up lady
{Sniper-XXX} -_-
{Zordberg{s}c} is she the 75yr old you wanted to go see the other day?
{Sniper-XXX} 62, and no, that wasn't her
{Sniper-XXX} I'd say age 70 is my limit
Quote #182
Submitted by Fuct on December 29th, 2009From #notorious on Com
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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{uncouth} Yeah, she's in montreal.
{babylon} those from quebec are... a different breed.
{uncouth} Amen.
{uncouth} Cuntish.
{uncouth} arrogant.
{uncouth} Like Texans.
{uncouth} :D
{babylon} YES!
{babylon} that's EXACTLY.
{babylon} quebec = texas.
{babylon} those from quebec are... a different breed.
{uncouth} Amen.
{uncouth} Cuntish.
{uncouth} arrogant.
{uncouth} Like Texans.
{uncouth} :D
{babylon} YES!
{babylon} that's EXACTLY.
{babylon} quebec = texas.
Quote #79
Submitted by Meh on March 2nd, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (4 votes)
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<LuckyFork> Why is it called an asteroid when its up in the hemishpere but a heamoerroid when its up your ass?
Quote #114
Submitted by A_newbie on November 12th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (7 votes)
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<Grover> you think your so smart with your corrections and your grammar
<SiBr3> *you're
<SiBr3> *you're
Quote #82
Submitted by A_newbie on March 8th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (5 votes)
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<a_newbie> you should post more on the forums micolous
<micolous> i don't like forums
<micolous> other people get to express their opinions
<micolous> i don't like forums
<micolous> other people get to express their opinions
Quote #145
Submitted by Nibbler on Febuary 3rd, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (6 votes)
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<Ziggy> my hdd partitions are named after african nations
<trab> I guess all your data is corrupt then?
<trab> I guess all your data is corrupt then?
Quote #191
Submitted by Fuct on March 28th, 2010From #roleplayofallkinds on Com
Score: 9/10 (1 vote)
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{Chomolongma} I have free-range goths, because when you cramp them all up in a pen real tight like ... they start moshing
Quote #192
Submitted by Nibbler on June 7th, 2010From #streetgeek on Streetgeek
Score: 9/10 (3 votes)
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<anomaly> djjtz: ok, and again in English please
<djjtz> anomaly, that was English
<anomaly> it was broken english
<anomaly> I need working english
<anomaly> 17:45 < djjtz> you do on android brain
<anomaly> 17:45 < djjtz> app
<anomaly> is that, like, you run the command 'on' with arguments 'android brain'
<anomaly> ?
<djjtz> i am off before i go mental on you cya all
<anomaly> lol
<nibbler> i think mingebag has better grammar sometimes
<djjtz> nick/djjtzout
<nibbler> and all it wanted to talk about was anal fins
<anomaly> flail
<djjtz> nick\djjtzout
<anomaly> flail^2
<djjtz> \nick jtzout
* djjtz has quit (Quit: Leaving)
Quote #4
Submitted by NeekzorFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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<fuct> i'm a nympho, dun worry
Quote #112
Submitted by A_newbie on November 10th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (6 votes)
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<LordKoob> i miss feeling up the willing females at school :( fun times
<a_newbie> yeah, i miss that too
<Grover> lets switch LordKoob
<Grover> you can go back to school
<sizemon> you can feel me up if it makes you feel better
<LordKoob> LOL
<Grover> and i can do what ever you do ;p
<LordKoob> why thank you sizemon
<LordKoob> rofl grover
<LordKoob> i'd give your body back to you and it'd have all sorts of funky aids
<a_newbie> yeah, but they were there when you started
<a_newbie> what's your point?
<a_newbie> yeah, i miss that too
<Grover> lets switch LordKoob
<Grover> you can go back to school
<sizemon> you can feel me up if it makes you feel better
<LordKoob> LOL
<Grover> and i can do what ever you do ;p
<LordKoob> why thank you sizemon
<LordKoob> rofl grover
<LordKoob> i'd give your body back to you and it'd have all sorts of funky aids
<a_newbie> yeah, but they were there when you started
<a_newbie> what's your point?
Quote #147
Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 6th, 2009From #fuckoff on Social-kink
Comment: What has been said, cannot be unsaid.
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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** fuct BITES rouGhian and then gives him coffee.
{rouGhian} oooh
** rouGhian lovez him some fuct :D
{rouGhian} lol
{fuct} ;)
fuct preens
** Dazzo loves him some rouGhian
{rouGhian} i'm ya huckleberry
{Dazzo} Hold on thats wrong
{rouGhian} lmao
{Dazzo} Can i erase that ?
{rouGhian} oooh
** rouGhian lovez him some fuct :D
{rouGhian} lol
{fuct} ;)
fuct preens
** Dazzo loves him some rouGhian
{rouGhian} i'm ya huckleberry
{Dazzo} Hold on thats wrong
{rouGhian} lmao
{Dazzo} Can i erase that ?
Quote #180
Submitted by Babylon on November 4th, 2009From #kitchen on Com
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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*Catastrophe bundles a lil coyote up in gorean silks
{Catastrophe} for Lili
*Lili runs through faraway deserts with the coyote in trailing silks
{Lili} for Catastrophe
{Catastrophe} red silks. it's a slut.
*hetaera gasms
*Lili does not judge the coyote
{Catastrophe} i'm not judging either. i'm just commenting on the silk color.
{Lili} And the fact it sleeps around.
{Catastrophe} a lot.
{Lili} Coyote hooker.
{hetaera} that'd be a good band name..
{Lili} It would
{Catastrophe} for Lili
*Lili runs through faraway deserts with the coyote in trailing silks
{Lili} for Catastrophe
{Catastrophe} red silks. it's a slut.
*hetaera gasms
*Lili does not judge the coyote
{Catastrophe} i'm not judging either. i'm just commenting on the silk color.
{Lili} And the fact it sleeps around.
{Catastrophe} a lot.
{Lili} Coyote hooker.
{hetaera} that'd be a good band name..
{Lili} It would
Quote #156
Submitted by Nibbler on April 6th, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
Score: 9/10 (3 votes)
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{fragile} ...releasing the heat?
{fragile} some bitch opens her legs and steams escapes? i'd RUN AWAY!
{fragile} some bitch opens her legs and steams escapes? i'd RUN AWAY!
Quote #168
Submitted by Nibbler on June 26th, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (5 votes)
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* DrSpice (DrSpice@Love.the.Spice) Quit
* mbainrot (mbainrot@Likes.NET) Quit
* Tiberian (Tiberian@Tibernoodle) Quit
<Teacup> A steady stream of exits
<Usik> means the server doesn't have prostate cancer
* mbainrot (mbainrot@Likes.NET) Quit
* Tiberian (Tiberian@Tibernoodle) Quit
<Teacup> A steady stream of exits
<Usik> means the server doesn't have prostate cancer
Quote #163
Submitted by Meh on April 29th, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (10 votes)
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<nibbler> WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
<nibbler> GOOGLE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
<Theo> PO-TA-TOES
<nibbler> so you haven't tried Google ice cream?
<nibbler> or Google furniture?
<Theo> or google scarfs
<nibbler> or SecondGoogle
<Theo> or Google Wars
<Theo> or World of Google
<Theo> or Googlestrike Source
<nibbler> or Google-Life 2?
<nibbler> or Google pregnancy test - "I'm feeling lucky"
<nibbler> GOOGLE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
<Theo> PO-TA-TOES
<nibbler> so you haven't tried Google ice cream?
<nibbler> or Google furniture?
<Theo> or google scarfs
<nibbler> or SecondGoogle
<Theo> or Google Wars
<Theo> or World of Google
<Theo> or Googlestrike Source
<nibbler> or Google-Life 2?
<nibbler> or Google pregnancy test - "I'm feeling lucky"
Quote #96
Submitted by Aesix_refiul on May 13th, 2008From #flirt on IRCq
Score: 8/10 (3 votes)
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-|* fuct is back (gone 00:57:23)
-|<AeSix> ok fuct
-|<AeSix> and we care why?
-|<fuct> you don't, and had better not start, either!
-|<AeSix> actually
-|<AeSix> yer kinda cute
-|<AeSix> for a 30 something anyways
-|<AeSix> ok fuct
-|<AeSix> and we care why?
-|<fuct> you don't, and had better not start, either!
-|<AeSix> actually
-|<AeSix> yer kinda cute
-|<AeSix> for a 30 something anyways
Quote #165
Submitted by Aesix on May 23rd, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
Comment: This was me, late and tired. I changed my nick not 10 minutes before.
Score: 8/10 (3 votes)
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|-02:35:17-| <frainbried> omg
|-02:35:24-| <frainbried> I thought my nick was someone else
|-02:35:31-| <frainbried> and I thought it said flacidegg
|-02:35:32-| <frainbried> :S
|-02:35:24-| <frainbried> I thought my nick was someone else
|-02:35:31-| <frainbried> and I thought it said flacidegg
|-02:35:32-| <frainbried> :S
Quote #172
Submitted by Infinitefail on August 4th, 2009From #badGirls on Social-kink
Comment: context:
Japanese porn
Score: 8/10 (2 votes)
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<Alice`Noir> Is it so much to want a "Hey, you're doing alright, kiddo" in my rapes?
Quote #86
Submitted by Meh on April 3rd, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (6 votes)
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<Jamie`> Getting a laptop for gaming is like buying a 4WD to drive around in the city.
Quote #75
Submitted by A_newbie on Febuary 18th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (5 votes)
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* Fraggle|Work puts a bullet into an icecream cone then gives it to colossus... and watches him eat it. then curl over and say 'FUCK! I'VE BEEN SHOT'