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Quote #176
Submitted by Aesix on August 25th, 2009From #Rebel_Riot_Radio on Social-kink
Comment: This is in context
Score: 10/10 (3 votes)
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|-19:55:25-| <AeSix> He was masturbating a giraffe not too long ago
|-19:55:26-| <AeSix> :P
|-19:55:30-| <Troi> No...
|-19:55:36-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-19:55:42-| * DJ^Laraa looks for a giraffee
|-19:55:46-| <Troi> I honestly didn't name my penis
|-19:55:56-| <Troi> but I suppose that's as good a name as any
|-19:55:26-| <AeSix> :P
|-19:55:30-| <Troi> No...
|-19:55:36-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-19:55:42-| * DJ^Laraa looks for a giraffee
|-19:55:46-| <Troi> I honestly didn't name my penis
|-19:55:56-| <Troi> but I suppose that's as good a name as any
Quote #187
Submitted by Drspice on Febuary 4th, 2010From #ICannt on Icannt
Comment: Talking about BP's Slush Puppies
Score: 10/10 (4 votes)
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[03:35:38 pm] <+Dicko> They're slurpees that you add your own flavour to from one of 8 squirters
[03:35:44 pm] <+Dicko> rape is win
[03:35:46 pm] <+Dicko> Grape*
[03:35:48 pm] <+Dicko> oh god
[03:35:44 pm] <+Dicko> rape is win
[03:35:46 pm] <+Dicko> Grape*
[03:35:48 pm] <+Dicko> oh god
Quote #27
Submitted by FuctFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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{fuct} well, if you're half mexican, it's in your blood to get across a border
Quote #125
Submitted by Nibbler on January 14th, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (6 votes)
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<Robz> Funniest stuff
<Robz> Had a guy argue in UZombie that someone who was banned should be unbanned because the person is a girl.
<Robz> "Girls shouldn't be banned" basically.
<a_newbie> oh, i didn't realise we were trying to attract girls to the network, reguardless of social capabilities
<a_newbie> if they're retards, they get banned, just like everyone else
<a_newbie> retardation doesn't discriminate
<Robz> Exactly.
<Jayson`Ubuntu> lol
<a_newbie> just because they have two working teats and a lukewarm hole in their crotch doesn't mean they should be treated any different
<Robz> Had a guy argue in UZombie that someone who was banned should be unbanned because the person is a girl.
<Robz> "Girls shouldn't be banned" basically.
<a_newbie> oh, i didn't realise we were trying to attract girls to the network, reguardless of social capabilities
<a_newbie> if they're retards, they get banned, just like everyone else
<a_newbie> retardation doesn't discriminate
<Robz> Exactly.
<Jayson`Ubuntu> lol
<a_newbie> just because they have two working teats and a lukewarm hole in their crotch doesn't mean they should be treated any different
Quote #186
Submitted by A newbie on Febuary 3rd, 2010From #icannt on Icannt
Comment: Hooray for taking things out of context!
Score: 9/10 (4 votes)
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<Dicko> got 3 inches on me :(
Quote #121
Submitted by Planb on December 29th, 2008From #badgirls on Social-kink
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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{Sniper-XXX} I just have reason to believe she isn't a guy
{Sniper-XXX} just a fucked up lady
{Sniper-XXX} -_-
{Zordberg{s}c} is she the 75yr old you wanted to go see the other day?
{Sniper-XXX} 62, and no, that wasn't her
{Sniper-XXX} I'd say age 70 is my limit
{Sniper-XXX} just a fucked up lady
{Sniper-XXX} -_-
{Zordberg{s}c} is she the 75yr old you wanted to go see the other day?
{Sniper-XXX} 62, and no, that wasn't her
{Sniper-XXX} I'd say age 70 is my limit
Quote #182
Submitted by Fuct on December 29th, 2009From #notorious on Com
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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{uncouth} Yeah, she's in montreal.
{babylon} those from quebec are... a different breed.
{uncouth} Amen.
{uncouth} Cuntish.
{uncouth} arrogant.
{uncouth} Like Texans.
{uncouth} :D
{babylon} YES!
{babylon} that's EXACTLY.
{babylon} quebec = texas.
{babylon} those from quebec are... a different breed.
{uncouth} Amen.
{uncouth} Cuntish.
{uncouth} arrogant.
{uncouth} Like Texans.
{uncouth} :D
{babylon} YES!
{babylon} that's EXACTLY.
{babylon} quebec = texas.
Quote #79
Submitted by Meh on March 2nd, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (4 votes)
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<LuckyFork> Why is it called an asteroid when its up in the hemishpere but a heamoerroid when its up your ass?
Quote #114
Submitted by A_newbie on November 12th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (7 votes)
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<Grover> you think your so smart with your corrections and your grammar
<SiBr3> *you're
<SiBr3> *you're
Quote #82
Submitted by A_newbie on March 8th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (5 votes)
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<a_newbie> you should post more on the forums micolous
<micolous> i don't like forums
<micolous> other people get to express their opinions
<micolous> i don't like forums
<micolous> other people get to express their opinions
Quote #145
Submitted by Nibbler on Febuary 3rd, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (6 votes)
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<Ziggy> my hdd partitions are named after african nations
<trab> I guess all your data is corrupt then?
<trab> I guess all your data is corrupt then?
Quote #191
Submitted by Fuct on March 28th, 2010From #roleplayofallkinds on Com
Score: 9/10 (1 vote)
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{Chomolongma} I have free-range goths, because when you cramp them all up in a pen real tight like ... they start moshing
Quote #192
Submitted by Nibbler on June 7th, 2010From #streetgeek on Streetgeek
Score: 9/10 (3 votes)
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<anomaly> djjtz: ok, and again in English please
<djjtz> anomaly, that was English
<anomaly> it was broken english
<anomaly> I need working english
<anomaly> 17:45 < djjtz> you do on android brain
<anomaly> 17:45 < djjtz> app
<anomaly> is that, like, you run the command 'on' with arguments 'android brain'
<anomaly> ?
<djjtz> i am off before i go mental on you cya all
<anomaly> lol
<nibbler> i think mingebag has better grammar sometimes
<djjtz> nick/djjtzout
<nibbler> and all it wanted to talk about was anal fins
<anomaly> flail
<djjtz> nick\djjtzout
<anomaly> flail^2
<djjtz> \nick jtzout
* djjtz has quit (Quit: Leaving)
Quote #4
Submitted by NeekzorFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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<fuct> i'm a nympho, dun worry
Quote #112
Submitted by A_newbie on November 10th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (6 votes)
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<LordKoob> i miss feeling up the willing females at school :( fun times
<a_newbie> yeah, i miss that too
<Grover> lets switch LordKoob
<Grover> you can go back to school
<sizemon> you can feel me up if it makes you feel better
<LordKoob> LOL
<Grover> and i can do what ever you do ;p
<LordKoob> why thank you sizemon
<LordKoob> rofl grover
<LordKoob> i'd give your body back to you and it'd have all sorts of funky aids
<a_newbie> yeah, but they were there when you started
<a_newbie> what's your point?
<a_newbie> yeah, i miss that too
<Grover> lets switch LordKoob
<Grover> you can go back to school
<sizemon> you can feel me up if it makes you feel better
<LordKoob> LOL
<Grover> and i can do what ever you do ;p
<LordKoob> why thank you sizemon
<LordKoob> rofl grover
<LordKoob> i'd give your body back to you and it'd have all sorts of funky aids
<a_newbie> yeah, but they were there when you started
<a_newbie> what's your point?
Quote #147
Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 6th, 2009From #fuckoff on Social-kink
Comment: What has been said, cannot be unsaid.
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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** fuct BITES rouGhian and then gives him coffee.
{rouGhian} oooh
** rouGhian lovez him some fuct :D
{rouGhian} lol
{fuct} ;)
fuct preens
** Dazzo loves him some rouGhian
{rouGhian} i'm ya huckleberry
{Dazzo} Hold on thats wrong
{rouGhian} lmao
{Dazzo} Can i erase that ?
{rouGhian} oooh
** rouGhian lovez him some fuct :D
{rouGhian} lol
{fuct} ;)
fuct preens
** Dazzo loves him some rouGhian
{rouGhian} i'm ya huckleberry
{Dazzo} Hold on thats wrong
{rouGhian} lmao
{Dazzo} Can i erase that ?
Quote #180
Submitted by Babylon on November 4th, 2009From #kitchen on Com
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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*Catastrophe bundles a lil coyote up in gorean silks
{Catastrophe} for Lili
*Lili runs through faraway deserts with the coyote in trailing silks
{Lili} for Catastrophe
{Catastrophe} red silks. it's a slut.
*hetaera gasms
*Lili does not judge the coyote
{Catastrophe} i'm not judging either. i'm just commenting on the silk color.
{Lili} And the fact it sleeps around.
{Catastrophe} a lot.
{Lili} Coyote hooker.
{hetaera} that'd be a good band name..
{Lili} It would
{Catastrophe} for Lili
*Lili runs through faraway deserts with the coyote in trailing silks
{Lili} for Catastrophe
{Catastrophe} red silks. it's a slut.
*hetaera gasms
*Lili does not judge the coyote
{Catastrophe} i'm not judging either. i'm just commenting on the silk color.
{Lili} And the fact it sleeps around.
{Catastrophe} a lot.
{Lili} Coyote hooker.
{hetaera} that'd be a good band name..
{Lili} It would
Quote #156
Submitted by Nibbler on April 6th, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
Score: 9/10 (3 votes)
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{fragile} ...releasing the heat?
{fragile} some bitch opens her legs and steams escapes? i'd RUN AWAY!
{fragile} some bitch opens her legs and steams escapes? i'd RUN AWAY!
Quote #168
Submitted by Nibbler on June 26th, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (5 votes)
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* DrSpice (DrSpice@Love.the.Spice) Quit
* mbainrot (mbainrot@Likes.NET) Quit
* Tiberian (Tiberian@Tibernoodle) Quit
<Teacup> A steady stream of exits
<Usik> means the server doesn't have prostate cancer
* mbainrot (mbainrot@Likes.NET) Quit
* Tiberian (Tiberian@Tibernoodle) Quit
<Teacup> A steady stream of exits
<Usik> means the server doesn't have prostate cancer
Quote #163
Submitted by Meh on April 29th, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (10 votes)
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<nibbler> WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
<nibbler> GOOGLE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
<Theo> PO-TA-TOES
<nibbler> so you haven't tried Google ice cream?
<nibbler> or Google furniture?
<Theo> or google scarfs
<nibbler> or SecondGoogle
<Theo> or Google Wars
<Theo> or World of Google
<Theo> or Googlestrike Source
<nibbler> or Google-Life 2?
<nibbler> or Google pregnancy test - "I'm feeling lucky"
<nibbler> GOOGLE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
<Theo> PO-TA-TOES
<nibbler> so you haven't tried Google ice cream?
<nibbler> or Google furniture?
<Theo> or google scarfs
<nibbler> or SecondGoogle
<Theo> or Google Wars
<Theo> or World of Google
<Theo> or Googlestrike Source
<nibbler> or Google-Life 2?
<nibbler> or Google pregnancy test - "I'm feeling lucky"
Quote #96
Submitted by Aesix_refiul on May 13th, 2008From #flirt on IRCq
Score: 8/10 (3 votes)
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-|* fuct is back (gone 00:57:23)
-|<AeSix> ok fuct
-|<AeSix> and we care why?
-|<fuct> you don't, and had better not start, either!
-|<AeSix> actually
-|<AeSix> yer kinda cute
-|<AeSix> for a 30 something anyways
-|<AeSix> ok fuct
-|<AeSix> and we care why?
-|<fuct> you don't, and had better not start, either!
-|<AeSix> actually
-|<AeSix> yer kinda cute
-|<AeSix> for a 30 something anyways
Quote #165
Submitted by Aesix on May 23rd, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
Comment: This was me, late and tired. I changed my nick not 10 minutes before.
Score: 8/10 (3 votes)
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|-02:35:17-| <frainbried> omg
|-02:35:24-| <frainbried> I thought my nick was someone else
|-02:35:31-| <frainbried> and I thought it said flacidegg
|-02:35:32-| <frainbried> :S
|-02:35:24-| <frainbried> I thought my nick was someone else
|-02:35:31-| <frainbried> and I thought it said flacidegg
|-02:35:32-| <frainbried> :S
Quote #172
Submitted by Infinitefail on August 4th, 2009From #badGirls on Social-kink
Comment: context:
Japanese porn
Score: 8/10 (2 votes)
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<Alice`Noir> Is it so much to want a "Hey, you're doing alright, kiddo" in my rapes?
Quote #86
Submitted by Meh on April 3rd, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (6 votes)
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<Jamie`> Getting a laptop for gaming is like buying a 4WD to drive around in the city.
Quote #75
Submitted by A_newbie on Febuary 18th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (5 votes)
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* Fraggle|Work puts a bullet into an icecream cone then gives it to colossus... and watches him eat it. then curl over and say 'FUCK! I'VE BEEN SHOT'
Quote #74
Submitted by A_newbie on Febuary 18th, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
Score: 8/10 (1 vote)
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* Freman slaps jado` around a bit with a japanese whale research ship
Quote #13
Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 8/10 (2 votes)
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<BritGirl> ok why is it as soon as u enter irc your typing turns to crap?
Quote #63
Submitted by PepolezFrom #outcasts on NoixIRC
Score: 8/10 (6 votes)
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* TaKaLi is now known as TaK{AWAY}
* TaK{AWAY} is away: Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
* TaK{AWAY} is away: Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Quote #59
Submitted by PepolezFrom #icannt on Icannt
Comment: When conversations are taken out of context...
Score: 8/10 (4 votes)
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<SiBr3> The smaller the sturdier
<SiBr3> Don't make any wierd sex jokes or I'll hit you
<SiBr3> Don't make any wierd sex jokes or I'll hit you
Quote #185
Submitted by Drspice on Febuary 2nd, 2010From #ICannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (4 votes)
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[11:47] <Theo> Jamie what would your signature move be?
[11:47] <Jamie> sucking cock
[11:47] <Theo> k
[11:47] <Jamie> wait
[11:47] <Jamie> FUCK
[11:47] <Jamie> sucking cock
[11:47] <Theo> k
[11:47] <Jamie> wait
[11:47] <Jamie> FUCK
Quote #102
Submitted by Babylon on June 27th, 2008From #killer-chat on Rizon
Score: 8/10 (2 votes)
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{ab3} Heh. Local band.
{b0x} they're pretty good
{b0x} I want their lead singer xD
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Haley's already taken by Josh
{b0x} idc
{ab3} So, good luck with that
{b0x} I'll kill the mofo >: |
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Lies
{b0x} I R DEDICATED.
{b0x} they're pretty good
{b0x} I want their lead singer xD
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Haley's already taken by Josh
{b0x} idc
{ab3} So, good luck with that
{b0x} I'll kill the mofo >: |
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Lies
{b0x} I R DEDICATED.
Quote #26
Submitted by PepolezFrom #support on OflooIRC
Score: 8/10 (2 votes)
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<nocebo> why does cvsup seem to go faster on ssh rather than on the box itself
<pepolez> the electrons are getting tired going uphill to the monitor?
<mewse> electrons are busy sucking my dick
<pepolez> mewse
<pepolez> you realise, you just insulted yourself - electrons are tiny
<pepolez> and sucking implies electrons get their mouth around it, so you're suggesting your dick is somehow smaller then an electron
<nocebo> pee poles
<nocebo> got you there, mewse.
<pepolez> the electrons are getting tired going uphill to the monitor?
<mewse> electrons are busy sucking my dick
<pepolez> mewse
<pepolez> you realise, you just insulted yourself - electrons are tiny
<pepolez> and sucking implies electrons get their mouth around it, so you're suggesting your dick is somehow smaller then an electron
<nocebo> pee poles
<nocebo> got you there, mewse.
Quote #159
Submitted by Drspice on April 13th, 2009From #ICannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (10 votes)
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[03:19:48 pm] <&DrSpice> ooh
[03:19:54 pm] <&DrSpice> I have a new email from support@cba.com.au
[03:20:14 pm] <&DrSpice> my email program says "This message may be a phishing scam" but the address still says @cba.com.au!
[03:20:15 pm] * &DrSpice opens
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> "Deah Customer
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> blah blah blah
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> Click here to verify your email address"
[03:20:59 pm] <&DrSpice> the link goes to sometthing called http://ricksville.us/imagevue/Netbank/bankmain.html
[03:21:08 pm] <&DrSpice> but the email is still from @cba.com.au; so it SHOULD be safe!
[03:21:34 pm] <&DrSpice> "Please verify your details by putting your username and password in the boxes below"
[03:21:52 pm] <&DrSpice> the address is something other than netbank.com.au; but the email came from cba.com.au, so it should be good!
[03:21:59 pm] * &DrSpice puts in netbank log in details
[03:22:06 pm] <&DrSpice> hmm, i got some weird error message
[03:22:16 pm] <&DrSpice> it's telling me to install the new drivers for the website
[03:22:17 pm] * &DrSpice installs.
[03:22:25 pm] <&DrSpice> oh no!
[03:22:28 pm] <&DrSpice> what happened to my computer
[03:22:30 pm] <&DrSpice> it isn't working anymore
[03:22:32 pm] <&DrSpice> hmmm...
[03:22:43 pm] <&DrSpice> i should try it on my other computer
[03:22:46 pm] * &DrSpice opens email
[03:22:50 pm] * &DrSpice clicks link
[03:22:56 pm] * &DrSpice puts in netbank login details
[03:23:01 pm] * &DrSpice installs drivers
[03:23:03 pm] <&DrSpice> OH NO
[03:23:08 pm] <&DrSpice> It happened to my other computer!
[03:23:12 pm] <&DrSpice> I'm ruined!
[03:23:13 pm] <&DrSpice> RUINED!
[03:23:21 pm] * &DrSpice gets a phone call from Commonwealth Bank
[03:23:34 pm] <&DrSpice> "Hello Sir, it appears large sums of money are being withdrawn from your account; is this you?"
[03:23:37 pm] <&DrSpice> "uh... no..."
[03:23:40 pm] <&DrSpice> FUCK.
[03:23:49 pm] <&DrSpice> /suicide
[03:19:54 pm] <&DrSpice> I have a new email from support@cba.com.au
[03:20:14 pm] <&DrSpice> my email program says "This message may be a phishing scam" but the address still says @cba.com.au!
[03:20:15 pm] * &DrSpice opens
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> "Deah Customer
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> blah blah blah
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> Click here to verify your email address"
[03:20:59 pm] <&DrSpice> the link goes to sometthing called http://ricksville.us/imagevue/Netbank/bankmain.html
[03:21:08 pm] <&DrSpice> but the email is still from @cba.com.au; so it SHOULD be safe!
[03:21:34 pm] <&DrSpice> "Please verify your details by putting your username and password in the boxes below"
[03:21:52 pm] <&DrSpice> the address is something other than netbank.com.au; but the email came from cba.com.au, so it should be good!
[03:21:59 pm] * &DrSpice puts in netbank log in details
[03:22:06 pm] <&DrSpice> hmm, i got some weird error message
[03:22:16 pm] <&DrSpice> it's telling me to install the new drivers for the website
[03:22:17 pm] * &DrSpice installs.
[03:22:25 pm] <&DrSpice> oh no!
[03:22:28 pm] <&DrSpice> what happened to my computer
[03:22:30 pm] <&DrSpice> it isn't working anymore
[03:22:32 pm] <&DrSpice> hmmm...
[03:22:43 pm] <&DrSpice> i should try it on my other computer
[03:22:46 pm] * &DrSpice opens email
[03:22:50 pm] * &DrSpice clicks link
[03:22:56 pm] * &DrSpice puts in netbank login details
[03:23:01 pm] * &DrSpice installs drivers
[03:23:03 pm] <&DrSpice> OH NO
[03:23:08 pm] <&DrSpice> It happened to my other computer!
[03:23:12 pm] <&DrSpice> I'm ruined!
[03:23:13 pm] <&DrSpice> RUINED!
[03:23:21 pm] * &DrSpice gets a phone call from Commonwealth Bank
[03:23:34 pm] <&DrSpice> "Hello Sir, it appears large sums of money are being withdrawn from your account; is this you?"
[03:23:37 pm] <&DrSpice> "uh... no..."
[03:23:40 pm] <&DrSpice> FUCK.
[03:23:49 pm] <&DrSpice> /suicide
Quote #153
Submitted by Nibbler on March 17th, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
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<Gopher> nef and size were prematurely imitating me!
Quote #6
Submitted by NeekzorFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
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* pepolez- has left #toxicantidote (Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.)
Quote #144
Submitted by Chris_be on Febuary 1st, 2009From #ICannt on Icannt
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[11:09:58 pm] <@SiBr3> Thy milkshake bringeth all ye gentlefolke to the yard, and they're like, 'tis better than thine, verily, 'tis better than thine, I could teach thee, but I must levy a fee.
Quote #123
Submitted by Nibbler on January 12th, 2009From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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<AeSix> fuct is wise beyond her years
<AeSix> look at this shit y0
<AeSix> |-02:17:22-|<AeSix> so fuct
<AeSix> |-02:17:31-|<AeSix> there's these two women I'm wanting.
<AeSix> |-02:17:34-|<AeSix> One I want to fuck like mad crazy
<AeSix> |-02:17:40-|<AeSix> the other I want to have a life with
<AeSix> |-02:18:56-|<fuct> do the first one then go after the second one?
<AeSix> look at this shit y0
<AeSix> |-02:17:22-|<AeSix> so fuct
<AeSix> |-02:17:31-|<AeSix> there's these two women I'm wanting.
<AeSix> |-02:17:34-|<AeSix> One I want to fuck like mad crazy
<AeSix> |-02:17:40-|<AeSix> the other I want to have a life with
<AeSix> |-02:18:56-|<fuct> do the first one then go after the second one?
Quote #183
Submitted by Aesix on January 13th, 2010From #outcasts on Noix
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|-00:10:12-| <AeSix> new male spa treatments: full scrotum waxing
|-00:15:27-| <Fatal> great
|-00:15:31-| <Fatal> great mental image, AeSix
|-00:15:32-| <Fatal> thanks
|-00:15:37-| <Fatal> aside from that hurting like fuck
|-00:15:43-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-00:15:56-| <Fatal> hurts when stray hairs sticking through the zipper in my jeans
|-00:16:03-| <Fatal> can't imagine my balls being WAXED
|-00:16:05-| <AeSix> LLMFAO
|-00:16:25-| <Fatal> i'm gonna go hug my balls now
|-00:16:27-| <Fatal> you've scared them
|-00:16:29-| <Fatal> :(
|-00:15:27-| <Fatal> great
|-00:15:31-| <Fatal> great mental image, AeSix
|-00:15:32-| <Fatal> thanks
|-00:15:37-| <Fatal> aside from that hurting like fuck
|-00:15:43-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-00:15:56-| <Fatal> hurts when stray hairs sticking through the zipper in my jeans
|-00:16:03-| <Fatal> can't imagine my balls being WAXED
|-00:16:05-| <AeSix> LLMFAO
|-00:16:25-| <Fatal> i'm gonna go hug my balls now
|-00:16:27-| <Fatal> you've scared them
|-00:16:29-| <Fatal> :(
Quote #174
Submitted by 6 on August 19th, 2009From #outcasts on NoixIRC
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|-03:40:15-| <nibbler> yeah, had to lube up about 1200 holes before sticking it in
|-03:40:37-| <nibbler> and only little motions, because those holes are tight
Quote #113
Submitted by A_newbie on November 12th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
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<NewTiberian> no one can own space
<Grover> lies
<Grover> i own space
<Grover> Space (c) Grover 2008
<a_newbie> yeah, the space between your ass cheeks
<Grover> lies
<Grover> i own space
<Grover> Space (c) Grover 2008
<a_newbie> yeah, the space between your ass cheeks
Quote #111
Submitted by Pepolez on November 3rd, 2008From #toxicantidote on XploitIRC
Comment: Even a stupid AI bot is smarter than some people
Score: 8/10 (2 votes)
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<Voice> hey kids guns dont figure things
Quote #157
Submitted by Nibbler on April 10th, 2009From real life on Real life
Comment: Yay! Taking things out of context!
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<DarkRider> My balls tasted better than I expected.
Quote #100
Submitted by Aesix_refiul on May 31st, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
Comment: there was no way I was going to let this not get mis-quoted :D
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-| <Ni]-[iL> I'm rearranging my rack
Quote #60
Submitted by PepolezFrom #icannt on Icannt
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<kooby> they'd be legal if I had a time machine
Quote #95
Submitted by Babylon on May 13th, 2008From #flirt on IRCq
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{Taron} and you sound like a girl
{fuct} lmmfao
{Ginieun} Thats my depressed, tired look.
{Taron} because you used the word yesh
{fuct} yesh, only we women usually use that.
{Ginieun} What?
{Taron} it's true
{Taron} they do
{Ginieun} Men use the word 'yesh'.
{Taron} I've run lots and lots of studies
{Taron} on this
{Taron} with about 1 or 2 people
{fuct} lmmfao
{Ginieun} Thats my depressed, tired look.
{Taron} because you used the word yesh
{fuct} yesh, only we women usually use that.
{Ginieun} What?
{Taron} it's true
{Taron} they do
{Ginieun} Men use the word 'yesh'.
{Taron} I've run lots and lots of studies
{Taron} on this
{Taron} with about 1 or 2 people
Quote #146
Submitted by Nibbler on Febuary 3rd, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
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<Theo> I'm 80 when erect
<a_newbie> but the blood just moves
<a_newbie> you'd only put on weight when erect if you used a pump
<Theo> I know that made no sense
<Theo> I'm not telling you guys how much I weigh
<a_newbie> so, you use a pump, or didn't think before speaking?
<a_newbie> ;)
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<a_newbie> but the blood just moves
<a_newbie> you'd only put on weight when erect if you used a pump
<Theo> I know that made no sense
<Theo> I'm not telling you guys how much I weigh
<a_newbie> so, you use a pump, or didn't think before speaking?
<a_newbie> ;)
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Quote #160
Submitted by Babylon on April 19th, 2009From #ocanada on Icq
Comment: typo. ftw.
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***^trouble^ swigs cock
Quote #124
Submitted by Planb on January 14th, 2009From #badgirls on Social-kink
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{danger} There were actually a few times we paid our bill and were like.. "So.. let's go to the porn store now."
{danger} I imagine there's been a man or two to "go pay the utility bill" and have his lights turned off.
{danger} I imagine there's been a man or two to "go pay the utility bill" and have his lights turned off.
Quote #167
Submitted by Babylon on June 2nd, 2009From #badgirls on Net
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{nitsirk} i should get dressed now
{nitsirk} im out of clean panties
{nitsirk} :(
{nitsirk} i have like 500 pairs
{nitsirk} how does this happen
{hetaera} gnomes.
{nitsirk} i knew it
{hetaera} they're everywhere. :(
{babylon} they are.
{babylon} they're in ur draws, eatin' yer underpants.
{nitsirk} im out of clean panties
{nitsirk} :(
{nitsirk} i have like 500 pairs
{nitsirk} how does this happen
{hetaera} gnomes.
{nitsirk} i knew it
{hetaera} they're everywhere. :(
{babylon} they are.
{babylon} they're in ur draws, eatin' yer underpants.
Quote #91
Submitted by Meh on April 17th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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<StarFox> I'm *not* using mirc, but I'm writing mirc script :S
<StarFox> go figure... LOL
<pepolez> dude
<pepolez> that's bad
<pepolez> trying to code in mirc script is like trying to circumsize yourself with a shaver
<pepolez> it's fucking painful and ends up a bloody mess
<StarFox> go figure... LOL
<pepolez> dude
<pepolez> that's bad
<pepolez> trying to code in mirc script is like trying to circumsize yourself with a shaver
<pepolez> it's fucking painful and ends up a bloody mess
Quote #107
Submitted by Fuct on September 27th, 2008From #elunacy on Social-kink
Comment: when shit talking doesn't go bad.
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{xalixcatx} Hes not really black anyways, he just failed to shower in the last ten years.
{fuct} flies straight off the goddamned handle ovr it
{InsaneKlown} naw
{InsaneKlown} im really black
{InsaneKlown} and ur not white
{fuct} lmfao @ failed to shower
{InsaneKlown} ur jus a cum bath survivor
{fuct} flies straight off the goddamned handle ovr it
{InsaneKlown} naw
{InsaneKlown} im really black
{InsaneKlown} and ur not white
{fuct} lmfao @ failed to shower
{InsaneKlown} ur jus a cum bath survivor
Quote #108
Submitted by Pepolez on October 2nd, 2008From #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
Comment: Ahah! Proof that poorly coded AI bots are responsible for internet memes!
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<Voice> im shitting on their internet
Quote #83
Submitted by Meh on March 13th, 2008From #outcasts on NoixIRC
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<pepolez> lucky you're not sleeping in this heat, your boobs would probably stick together and bake hard
<fuct> prolly
<fuct> uni-boob is NOT attractive!
<pepolez> suppose you could use a battering ram in crowds though
<fuct> prolly
<fuct> uni-boob is NOT attractive!
<pepolez> suppose you could use a battering ram in crowds though
Quote #117
Submitted by Chris_be on November 17th, 2008From #ICannt on Icannt
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[10:48:46 pm] <+Dribbs_de> I WANT TO BE IN A QUOTE
[10:48:49 pm] <+Dribbs_de> FUCK YOU QUOTEBOT
[10:48:52 pm] <+Dribbs_de> QUOTE THIS
[10:48:58 pm] <+Dribbs_de> FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[10:48:49 pm] <+Dribbs_de> FUCK YOU QUOTEBOT
[10:48:52 pm] <+Dribbs_de> QUOTE THIS
[10:48:58 pm] <+Dribbs_de> FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Quote #77
Submitted by Pepolez on Febuary 28th, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
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* katsu`` has quit (Quit: IRC Weather: Partly laggy with an 80% chance of netsplits. Expect some afternoon smurf attacks coupled with windbags from the east.)
Quote #21
Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
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@blox sends nitsirk a mexican pizza
[@nitsirk]: ty
[@nitsirk]: lil less mexican next time
[@nitsirk]: it tried to steal my car
[@nitsirk]: ty
[@nitsirk]: lil less mexican next time
[@nitsirk]: it tried to steal my car
Quote #181
Submitted by Relic on November 6th, 2009From pvt msg on NoixIRC
Comment: i'm been drinking...
so thats whats wrong with tppcers?
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<Relic> see u;m nit ab da dmin
<Relic> somthin
<Fatal> see you in a minute ab d admin?
<Fatal> wat
<Fatal> that's skills you get from being on tppc's irc for months, Relic :(
<Relic> somthin
<Fatal> see you in a minute ab d admin?
<Fatal> wat
<Fatal> that's skills you get from being on tppc's irc for months, Relic :(
Quote #19
Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
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[@fuct]: muniyow <--- white trash in cree
[@fuct]: just reply with "wagon burner" if you hear it.
[@fuct]: just reply with "wagon burner" if you hear it.
Quote #188
Submitted by Drspice on Febuary 4th, 2010From #ICannt on Icannt
Comment: We were originally talking about what Theo takes to work, and we got on to the topic of glue.
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[03:29:32 pm] <@Grover> apple, sandwich, nothing, glue
[03:29:43 pm] <+Theo`Mac> kids don't eat glue
[03:29:51 pm] <+Dicko> WHAT?
[03:29:53 pm] <+Dicko> Man
[03:29:55 pm] <+Dicko> Times have changed
[03:29:56 pm] <@Grover> really?
[03:30:05 pm] <@Grover> do they at least sniff the white out?
[03:30:11 pm] <+Dicko> I woulda thought they'd be brining out CLAG CRUISERS
[03:30:14 pm] <+Theo`Mac> nope
[03:30:15 pm] <+Dicko> 0.02 standard drinks
[03:30:19 pm] <@Grover> what D:
[03:30:23 pm] <@Grover> school is not the same
[03:30:24 pm] <+Theo`Mac> it's all pencils and glue sticks
[03:30:35 pm] <&DrSpice> tsk tsk
[03:30:49 pm] <+Dicko> I <3 my clag
[03:30:51 pm] <@Grover> but i had the greatest time of my life
[03:30:54 pm] <@Grover> sniffing white out
[03:31:02 pm] <&DrSpice> lol Grover
[03:31:05 pm] <&DrSpice> That explains a LOT.....
[03:29:43 pm] <+Theo`Mac> kids don't eat glue
[03:29:51 pm] <+Dicko> WHAT?
[03:29:53 pm] <+Dicko> Man
[03:29:55 pm] <+Dicko> Times have changed
[03:29:56 pm] <@Grover> really?
[03:30:05 pm] <@Grover> do they at least sniff the white out?
[03:30:11 pm] <+Dicko> I woulda thought they'd be brining out CLAG CRUISERS
[03:30:14 pm] <+Theo`Mac> nope
[03:30:15 pm] <+Dicko> 0.02 standard drinks
[03:30:19 pm] <@Grover> what D:
[03:30:23 pm] <@Grover> school is not the same
[03:30:24 pm] <+Theo`Mac> it's all pencils and glue sticks
[03:30:35 pm] <&DrSpice> tsk tsk
[03:30:49 pm] <+Dicko> I <3 my clag
[03:30:51 pm] <@Grover> but i had the greatest time of my life
[03:30:54 pm] <@Grover> sniffing white out
[03:31:02 pm] <&DrSpice> lol Grover
[03:31:05 pm] <&DrSpice> That explains a LOT.....
Quote #12
Submitted by BloxFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
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<pepolez> i need a hands free kit...now my phone is all hot an wet
<pepolez> stupid hot humid weather
<pepolez> its as if i shoved it inside fuct and pulled it out 10 minutes later :/
<pepolez> stupid hot humid weather
<pepolez> its as if i shoved it inside fuct and pulled it out 10 minutes later :/
Quote #68
Submitted by A_newbie on Febuary 7th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
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<Sifor> What parts do you need koob?
<LordKoob> anything and everything that would've been pro in 2004
<Sifor> hmm
<a_newbie> what date in 2004?
<a_newbie> what time of day?
<LordKoob> ok hang on
<LordKoob> july 21st
<Sifor> Well I got my old desktop somewhere near there
<LordKoob> at 3 pm
<LordKoob> AEDST
<LordKoob> anything and everything that would've been pro in 2004
<Sifor> hmm
<a_newbie> what date in 2004?
<a_newbie> what time of day?
<LordKoob> ok hang on
<LordKoob> july 21st
<Sifor> Well I got my old desktop somewhere near there
<LordKoob> at 3 pm
<LordKoob> AEDST
Quote #55
Submitted by PepolezFrom #outcasts on NoixIRC
Comment: AI versus human, who will win?
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* king_killa teaches corrupted the basics of making sense
<corrupted> ill teach you the basics of shutting the fuck up
<corrupted> ill teach you the basics of shutting the fuck up
Quote #47
Submitted by GearheadFrom #killer-chat on Rizon
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«Gearhead» I think we need a Wierd Al tune for the new intro
«OVRWRKD69» strait outta lynwood?
«OVRWRKD69» lmao
«Gearhead» all white and nerdy
«OVRWRKD69» hahahaha
«OVRWRKD69» to funny
«OVRWRKD69» and no
«OVRWRKD69» lol
«Gearhead» :(
«Gearhead» why not?
«Gearhead» too close to home?
«Gearhead» plush shorts and cape and such?
«OVRWRKD69» quite possibly yes
«OVRWRKD69» strait outta lynwood?
«OVRWRKD69» lmao
«Gearhead» all white and nerdy
«OVRWRKD69» hahahaha
«OVRWRKD69» to funny
«OVRWRKD69» and no
«OVRWRKD69» lol
«Gearhead» :(
«Gearhead» why not?
«Gearhead» too close to home?
«Gearhead» plush shorts and cape and such?
«OVRWRKD69» quite possibly yes
Quote #51
Submitted by PepolezFrom #chatnplay on Chatnplay
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<sith_mike> Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office...
<sith_mike> but she belonged to someone else...
<sith_mike> One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
<sith_mike> give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
<sith_mike> but the girl said, "NO."
<sith_mike> Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
<sith_mike> down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
<sith_mike> She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
<sith_mike> boyfriend...
<sith_mike> so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
<sith_mike> Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up
<sith_mike> the money very fast...
<sith_mike> he won't even be able to get his pants down.
<sith_mike> She agrees and accepts the proposal.
<sith_mike> Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
<sith_mike> call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
<sith_mike> happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
<sith_mike> but she belonged to someone else...
<sith_mike> One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
<sith_mike> give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
<sith_mike> but the girl said, "NO."
<sith_mike> Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
<sith_mike> down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
<sith_mike> She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
<sith_mike> boyfriend...
<sith_mike> so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
<sith_mike> Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up
<sith_mike> the money very fast...
<sith_mike> he won't even be able to get his pants down.
<sith_mike> She agrees and accepts the proposal.
<sith_mike> Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
<sith_mike> call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
<sith_mike> happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
Quote #24
Submitted by PepolezFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
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<pepolez> damn, do camels *go* backwards?
<blox> hell yeah.
<blox> they got 3 gears, foward reverse and fart.
<blox> hell yeah.
<blox> they got 3 gears, foward reverse and fart.
Quote #30
Submitted by PepolezFrom #prison on Shadow-dragon
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<Zero> FUCK MY EYES
<Zero> I was trying to go to www.surgero.com
<Zero> And IE lagged
<Zero> And only caught the gero.com
<Zero> >_<
<Zero> I'm scarred for life
<pepolez> what was it?
<Zero> Gay porn
<Zero> wtf
<Zero> POPUPS
<pepolez> owned
<Zero> I was trying to go to www.surgero.com
<Zero> And IE lagged
<Zero> And only caught the gero.com
<Zero> >_<
<Zero> I'm scarred for life
<pepolez> what was it?
<Zero> Gay porn
<Zero> wtf
<Zero> POPUPS
<pepolez> owned
Quote #28
Submitted by PepolezFrom #support on OflooIRC
Comment: continued discussion from quote #57
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<s00p> do the electrons like vodka?
Quote #29
Submitted by PepolezFrom #ign on Gamesurge
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<Freman> just trying to show i'm in the xmas spirit...
<Freman> *shudders*
<sid> lol
<sid> put some tinsel on your bike then :)
<Freman> I'd pull the tree out before I did that
<Freman> speaking of which - anyone want an xmas tree? It's only been used twice...
<Freman> still has heaps of milage on it
<Freman> near new (c:
<wess> anyone want my mum?
<Freman> I'll throw in all the decorations and the singing lights
<Freman> sounds like a fair swap wess
<wess> deal
<wess> you can have the 55 yr old hag and ill take that tree
<sid> no selling or advertising in here please Freman :)
<wess> were not selling , just offering a trade in
<UgLyPuNk> Ill take the tree for $5 if Wess throws in his mum
<wess> deal on my side
<sid> i think Freman is working out the depreciation on the tree at the moment
<Freman> actually I'm working out the cost of shipping vs cost of a can of fuel and a match
<Freman> *shudders*
<sid> lol
<sid> put some tinsel on your bike then :)
<Freman> I'd pull the tree out before I did that
<Freman> speaking of which - anyone want an xmas tree? It's only been used twice...
<Freman> still has heaps of milage on it
<Freman> near new (c:
<wess> anyone want my mum?
<Freman> I'll throw in all the decorations and the singing lights
<Freman> sounds like a fair swap wess
<wess> deal
<wess> you can have the 55 yr old hag and ill take that tree
<sid> no selling or advertising in here please Freman :)
<wess> were not selling , just offering a trade in
<UgLyPuNk> Ill take the tree for $5 if Wess throws in his mum
<wess> deal on my side
<sid> i think Freman is working out the depreciation on the tree at the moment
<Freman> actually I'm working out the cost of shipping vs cost of a can of fuel and a match
Quote #32
Submitted by FuctFrom #killer-something on Rizon
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{stattest} Upcoming:
{stattest} Upcoming:
{stattest} Upcoming:
{Gearhead} oooh, I heard that was REALLY good
{fuct} i heard the second one was better than the other two
{fuct} :P
{OVRWRKD69} idiots
{OVRWRKD69} it's a trillogy
{Gearhead} lmfao
{OVRWRKD69} sheesh
{fuct} haha
{OVRWRKD69} the third one is always best
{stattest} Upcoming:
{stattest} Upcoming:
{Gearhead} oooh, I heard that was REALLY good
{fuct} i heard the second one was better than the other two
{fuct} :P
{OVRWRKD69} idiots
{OVRWRKD69} it's a trillogy
{Gearhead} lmfao
{OVRWRKD69} sheesh
{fuct} haha
{OVRWRKD69} the third one is always best
Quote #101
Submitted by Babylon on June 10th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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* fuct pokes at Tak instead
î%80%82 rouGhian also pokez TaK{AWAY} ...damn peer pressure
î%80%82 rouGhian pokez @ TaK{AWAY} wif the USB 1.1 hot swappable pecker
î%80%82 TaK{AWAY} smaxxx rouGhian around a bit with his USB-3.0 hot swappable pecker!
{rouGhian} showoff
î%80%82 rouGhian also pokez TaK{AWAY} ...damn peer pressure
î%80%82 rouGhian pokez @ TaK{AWAY} wif the USB 1.1 hot swappable pecker
î%80%82 TaK{AWAY} smaxxx rouGhian around a bit with his USB-3.0 hot swappable pecker!
{rouGhian} showoff
Quote #35
Submitted by FuctFrom killer-something on Rizon
Comment: when idgits start to think they can't be replaced...
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<{kd}yosomedude> i'm tired of you being i dick to me your channel is not the only one on mirc
<OVRWRKD69> then fuck off and quit whining
<OVRWRKD69> i never banned you asshole
<OVRWRKD69> be gone
<OVRWRKD69> then fuck off and quit whining
<OVRWRKD69> i never banned you asshole
<OVRWRKD69> be gone
Quote #99
Submitted by Aesix_refiul on May 30th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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-| <|sA> imma go back to bed now
-| * AeSix tosses fuct on the ground and makes |sA lay on her
-| <AeSix> now get some rest!
-| <|sA> oOo pillows
-| <|sA> Yes sir!
-| * AeSix tosses fuct on the ground and makes |sA lay on her
-| <AeSix> now get some rest!
-| <|sA> oOo pillows
-| <|sA> Yes sir!
Quote #94
Submitted by Babylon on May 6th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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{Amon^Di} no snugglin me unless you have a good sized set of boobies
{fuct} he does
* fuct hides from cuft
{Amon^Di} lol
{pepolez} i hope for your sake he shaved his boobs recently
{fuct} he does
* fuct hides from cuft
{Amon^Di} lol
{pepolez} i hope for your sake he shaved his boobs recently
Quote #110
Submitted by Pepolez on November 3rd, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
Comment: AI bots know the reason :D
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<corrupted> no network because microsoft has all those hackers and russian liberation movement
Quote #23
Submitted by BloxFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
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(~pepolez): hoorah! the forking fucking finally works!
Quote #1
Submitted by PepolezFrom #chat on Shadow-dragon
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<Yodee> I bet it'd be hard to type with socks on your hands.
<Zero> You know what's even harder?
<Zero> Typing with condoms AND socks on your hands
<Zero> You know what's even harder?
<Zero> Typing with condoms AND socks on your hands
Quote #149
Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 17th, 2009From #fuckoff on Social-kink
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** fuct slide a double double & a box of a dozen timbits to rouGhian
** rouGhian pourz a shot of cognac or 2 in2 that double double as he buries his sorrow in the box of timbitz
{fuct} lol
fuct hands tissue to dry up the timbits
{fuct} is hard to eat soggy timbits, you know.
{rouGhian} this is true
{rouGhian} & is a waste of perfectly good timbitz
** rouGhian snarfz away
** rouGhian coughz up the tissue................along wif fuct 'z arm
{rouGhian} my bad
** rouGhian wipez fuct down wif a moist, lemon-scented towelette
fuct laughs
{fuct} ty, ty
fuct lemony fresh!
** rouGhian pourz a shot of cognac or 2 in2 that double double as he buries his sorrow in the box of timbitz
{fuct} lol
fuct hands tissue to dry up the timbits
{fuct} is hard to eat soggy timbits, you know.
{rouGhian} this is true
{rouGhian} & is a waste of perfectly good timbitz
** rouGhian snarfz away
** rouGhian coughz up the tissue................along wif fuct 'z arm
{rouGhian} my bad
** rouGhian wipez fuct down wif a moist, lemon-scented towelette
fuct laughs
{fuct} ty, ty
fuct lemony fresh!
Quote #161
Submitted by Nibbler on April 22nd, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
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<Theo> disappointed
<Theo> lost my boner
<nibbler> what? the strap came loose?
<Theo> lost my boner
<nibbler> what? the strap came loose?
Quote #190
Submitted by Pink`string on March 28th, 2010From #kitchen on Com
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{layla} last summer sarah and i were at some restaurant....and these people started talking to us..
{layla} they had this little boy..he was about...8? 9? he was so cute and very polite and he wanted in the convo so bad...
{layla} "This one time...before i was born....."
{layla} and started chattering about something
{layla} it was SO CUTE
{Lili} awww
{Lili} Ody will be like that
{Lili} 'this one time'
{Lili} 'before i was born'
{Lili} 'i weighed 30 pounds'
{Lili} 'my mom was a little uncomfortable'
{layla} they had this little boy..he was about...8? 9? he was so cute and very polite and he wanted in the convo so bad...
{layla} "This one time...before i was born....."
{layla} and started chattering about something
{layla} it was SO CUTE
{Lili} awww
{Lili} Ody will be like that
{Lili} 'this one time'
{Lili} 'before i was born'
{Lili} 'i weighed 30 pounds'
{Lili} 'my mom was a little uncomfortable'
Quote #106
Submitted by Fuct on September 24th, 2008From #badgirls on Social-kink
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{Luke} but i'd bet most guys have attempted fellating a phallic object at some point
{Luke} yes, i figured, murms :p
{murmur} really?
{murmur} why?
{Luke} 'coz guys are obsessed with dicks
{murmur} doesn't mean they all want to stick them in their mouths
{murmur} some, sure
{Luke} i see it all the time
{Luke} guys tongueing coke bottles and such
{Lysander} DOn't be stupid. Coke bottle is obviously cunt
{Luke} yes, i figured, murms :p
{murmur} really?
{murmur} why?
{Luke} 'coz guys are obsessed with dicks
{murmur} doesn't mean they all want to stick them in their mouths
{murmur} some, sure
{Luke} i see it all the time
{Luke} guys tongueing coke bottles and such
{Lysander} DOn't be stupid. Coke bottle is obviously cunt
Quote #120
Submitted by Planb on December 29th, 2008From #badgirls on Social-kink
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* Argh busts a cap in R
* murmur{I} stabs Argh in the crotch
* Argh cleans up with tissue
* murmur{I} passes a few more tissues ?
{murmur{I}} :P
{Argh} you would NEVER do that to my crotch if you knew it well.
{murmur{I}} oh lolol
{Argh} in fact you might have offended the Argh Crotch fanclub
{Zordberg{s}c} which consists of...
{Argh} at LEAST two people !
{Argh} (since 1969)
* murmur{I} stabs Argh in the crotch
* Argh cleans up with tissue
* murmur{I} passes a few more tissues ?
{murmur{I}} :P
{Argh} you would NEVER do that to my crotch if you knew it well.
{murmur{I}} oh lolol
{Argh} in fact you might have offended the Argh Crotch fanclub
{Zordberg{s}c} which consists of...
{Argh} at LEAST two people !
{Argh} (since 1969)
Quote #119
Submitted by Chris_be on December 6th, 2008From #ICannt on Icannt
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[08:37:58 pm] <@Chris_be> Oh hai there
[08:38:09 pm] <@Jayson> hai thar Chris_timeout
[08:38:12 pm] <+NewTiberian> endianness sucks
[08:38:21 pm] <@Chris_be> It's not my fault I'm capped!
[08:39:08 pm] <+NewTiberian> yes it is
[08:43:38 pm] * @Jayson`BotMANNNNN (jayson@Jayson.Loves.Windows) Quit (Ping timeout)
[08:43:49 pm] <@Chris_be> hai thar Jayson_timeout
[08:44:07 pm] * @Jayson (~jayso@Jayson.Loves.Windows) Quit (Ping timeout)
[08:44:10 pm] <+NewTiberian> rofl
[08:44:17 pm] <+NewTiberian> fail
[08:44:20 pm] <+NewTiberian> Chris_be
[08:44:24 pm] <@Chris_be> shh
[08:44:26 pm] <@Chris_be> when he's back ;)
[08:44:29 pm] <+NewTiberian> you totally have something on him when he comes back
[08:44:35 pm] <@Chris_be> OH YEAH
[08:44:57 pm] <+Grover> rofl
[08:44:58 pm] <+Grover> fail
[08:44:59 pm] <+Grover> EPIC
[08:38:09 pm] <@Jayson> hai thar Chris_timeout
[08:38:12 pm] <+NewTiberian> endianness sucks
[08:38:21 pm] <@Chris_be> It's not my fault I'm capped!
[08:39:08 pm] <+NewTiberian> yes it is
[08:43:38 pm] * @Jayson`BotMANNNNN (jayson@Jayson.Loves.Windows) Quit (Ping timeout)
[08:43:49 pm] <@Chris_be> hai thar Jayson_timeout
[08:44:07 pm] * @Jayson (~jayso@Jayson.Loves.Windows) Quit (Ping timeout)
[08:44:10 pm] <+NewTiberian> rofl
[08:44:17 pm] <+NewTiberian> fail
[08:44:20 pm] <+NewTiberian> Chris_be
[08:44:24 pm] <@Chris_be> shh
[08:44:26 pm] <@Chris_be> when he's back ;)
[08:44:29 pm] <+NewTiberian> you totally have something on him when he comes back
[08:44:35 pm] <@Chris_be> OH YEAH
[08:44:57 pm] <+Grover> rofl
[08:44:58 pm] <+Grover> fail
[08:44:59 pm] <+Grover> EPIC
Quote #118
Submitted by Planb on December 3rd, 2008From #TPPC on NoixIRC
Comment: we may have been mocking emoness.
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*BBQPidgey swears to give up writing poems forever, and writes a poem about it.
Quote #116
Submitted by Chris_be on November 17th, 2008From #toxicantidote on XploitIRC
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[05:50:51 pm] <+Chris_be|Away> [02:18:09 pm] * ninja is away: *squeeky*
[05:51:07 pm] <+Chris_be|Away> Ninja, what you do in your spare time with certain blow up dolls is certainly none of our business...
[05:51:07 pm] <+Chris_be|Away> Ninja, what you do in your spare time with certain blow up dolls is certainly none of our business...
Quote #2
Submitted by NeekzorFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
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<neekzor> pepolez: kristin has had a windows box up 60 days.
<neekzor> fear her eliteness.
<pepolez> SHES A WITCH!
* pepolez grabs pitchfork
* nitsirk curses you
<neekzor> fear her eliteness.
<pepolez> SHES A WITCH!
* pepolez grabs pitchfork
* nitsirk curses you
Quote #37
Submitted by FuctFrom #killer-chat on Rizon
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{abject_misery3} i had chick-fil-a
{abject_misery3} tonight for dinner
{fuct} a WHAT?
{fuct} that looks like you had a woman for dinner
{abject_misery3} it was SOooooOOOOOOooooo good
{fuct} and while that isn't a bad idea
{abject_misery3} i haven't had it in YEARS
{fuct} i'm not sure i need to... omg
{abject_misery3} haha
{fuct} you made it worse
{abject_misery3} tonight for dinner
{fuct} a WHAT?
{fuct} that looks like you had a woman for dinner
{abject_misery3} it was SOooooOOOOOOooooo good
{fuct} and while that isn't a bad idea
{abject_misery3} i haven't had it in YEARS
{fuct} i'm not sure i need to... omg
{abject_misery3} haha
{fuct} you made it worse
Quote #89
Submitted by Fuct on April 12th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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{unsung_0} Die.
î%80%82 LiLM|zzBusted cant die
î%80%82 unsung_0 moves LiLM|zzBusted aside
î%80%82 LiLM|zzBusted cant die
î%80%82 unsung_0 moves LiLM|zzBusted aside
Quote #88
Submitted by Chris_be on April 9th, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
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<@Freman> SPAM: Subject: Library of 200000 hd videos. DOWNLOAD TO YOUR IPOD/PSP
<@Freman> WTF is the point of a high definition of a 1.5 inch movie?
<@Freman> OMG I can see the boobie pixel so clearly
<Chris_be|Away> rofl
<@Freman> WTF is the point of a high definition of a 1.5 inch movie?
<@Freman> OMG I can see the boobie pixel so clearly
<Chris_be|Away> rofl
Quote #69
Submitted by Meh on Febuary 7th, 2008From #lobby on Staticbox
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<jerrcs> what to wear..
<imnotjello> nothing
<jerrcs> no
<jerrcs> i have to wear something today
<imnotjello> nothing
<jerrcs> no
<jerrcs> i have to wear something today
Quote #81
Submitted by A_newbie on March 4th, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
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<Freman> When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
Quote #78
Submitted by A_newbie on March 1st, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
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<holo`> hype is overrated
Quote #76
Submitted by Pepolez on Febuary 19th, 2008From #asylum on Winchat
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* Now talking on #asylum
* Topic for #asylum is: Coding in C is like sending a 3 year old to do groceries. You gotta tell them exactly what you want or you'll end up with a cupboard full of pop tarts and pancake mix.
* Topic for #asylum is: Coding in C is like sending a 3 year old to do groceries. You gotta tell them exactly what you want or you'll end up with a cupboard full of pop tarts and pancake mix.
Quote #46
Submitted by BloxFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
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<pepolez> is it just me or does 'you wont need one, im gentle' sound like something a rapist would say? :/
Quote #65
Submitted by PepolezFrom #lobby on AtlantisIRC
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<+Xklark> do many people have uncircumsised penises
<+CoLiN> I had mine done by my school.
<+CoLiN> I had mine done by my school.
Quote #170
Submitted by Nibbler on July 16th, 2009From #gamesonnet on Gamesurge
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<Mythor> need an optus or agile port to get naked jambo
<jambo|work> actually you only need a bottle of vodka and i'm yours!
<jambo|work> actually you only need a bottle of vodka and i'm yours!
Quote #71
Submitted by A_newbie on Febuary 8th, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
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<a_newbie> and even if you got my bank account, it only had ten bucks in it atm :p
<Bol7z> it would still buy me...
<Bol7z> it would still buy me...
Quote #45
Submitted by FuctFrom #killer-chat on Rizon
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{{kd}killem} ok fuck can,t get this printer too work
{micro} what kind
{micro} she is at work
{{kd}killem} laughing out loud
{{kd}killem} no fuck fuck i can,t get it too work
{{kd}killem} laughing out loud
{micro} all
{micro} hey what kind
{{kd}killem} hp photosmart d7160
{micro} you install the drive
{micro} driver
{{kd}killem} working on it
{{kd}killem} dl it from hp
{{kd}killem} but it not work
{{kd}killem} grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
{micro} that has to be install before printer will work
{{kd}killem} yes i no laughing out loud
{micro} ok
{micro} just messing with ya
{{kd}killem} laughing out loud
{{kd}killem} it say the device is not ready?
{micro} unplug it
{micro} plug it back in
{micro} what OS
{micro} xp Pro
{{kd}killem} yes
{micro} unplug it
{micro} then plug it back in
? {kd}killem has quit (Quit: ..::KD-§çrìpâ%80 3.20 on MIRC 6.2::....:: http://www.killer-downloads.net ::..)
{micro} not the computer
{micro} what kind
{micro} she is at work
{{kd}killem} laughing out loud
{{kd}killem} no fuck fuck i can,t get it too work
{{kd}killem} laughing out loud
{micro} all
{micro} hey what kind
{{kd}killem} hp photosmart d7160
{micro} you install the drive
{micro} driver
{{kd}killem} working on it
{{kd}killem} dl it from hp
{{kd}killem} but it not work
{{kd}killem} grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
{micro} that has to be install before printer will work
{{kd}killem} yes i no laughing out loud
{micro} ok
{micro} just messing with ya
{{kd}killem} laughing out loud
{{kd}killem} it say the device is not ready?
{micro} unplug it
{micro} plug it back in
{micro} what OS
{micro} xp Pro
{{kd}killem} yes
{micro} unplug it
{micro} then plug it back in
? {kd}killem has quit (Quit: ..::KD-§çrìpâ%80 3.20 on MIRC 6.2::....:: http://www.killer-downloads.net ::..)
{micro} not the computer
Quote #52
Submitted by UnknownFrom unknown on Unknown
Comment: Post rebuild test quote
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Procrastination is like masturbation - it's fun until you realise you're fucking yourself!
Quote #177
Submitted by Aesix on September 3rd, 2009From #outcasts on NoixIRC
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|-00:05:31-| <Darkheart> theyre tasty pickles
|-00:05:34-| <Ae6> not really a good source of nutrients :S
|-00:05:36-| <Darkheart> my own special tasty brine
|-00:05:37-| <Darkheart> but yea
|-00:05:41-| <Darkheart> not good source of nutrients
|-00:05:42-| <Darkheart> ;x
|-00:05:42-| <Ae6> LOL
|-00:06:03-| <Ae6> theres two things that say you're no longer hungry
|-00:06:09-| <xcalibr> why did i read that with such a pervy inflection
|-00:06:12-| <xcalibr> Ae6 is rubbing off on me
Quote #57
Submitted by PepolezFrom #asylum on Winchat
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<Bone> i have a joke for christmas
<Bone> 3 men die on christmas eve and are met by st peter at the pearly gates who decides they need to show something to do with christmas before they can enter
<Bone> the first pulls a cigarette lighter from his pocket and lights it and says "this is a candle"
<Bone> st peter lets him enter
<Bone> the second finds his keys and jingles them saying "these are bells"
<Bone> st peter also lets him enter
<Bone> the third man fumbles nervously through his pockets and finally finds a pair of womens knickers and holds them up
<Bone> st perter says "what has that to do with christmas?"
<Bone> he smiles and says "they are Carol's"
<Bone> st peter lets him pass
<Bone> 3 men die on christmas eve and are met by st peter at the pearly gates who decides they need to show something to do with christmas before they can enter
<Bone> the first pulls a cigarette lighter from his pocket and lights it and says "this is a candle"
<Bone> st peter lets him enter
<Bone> the second finds his keys and jingles them saying "these are bells"
<Bone> st peter also lets him enter
<Bone> the third man fumbles nervously through his pockets and finally finds a pair of womens knickers and holds them up
<Bone> st perter says "what has that to do with christmas?"
<Bone> he smiles and says "they are Carol's"
<Bone> st peter lets him pass