25 random quotes
Quote #104
Submitted by Fuct on September 9th, 2008From #theodf on Social-kink
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{Ashlie} i've fornicated with all three labor groups to keep morale up.
Quote #173
Submitted by A newbie on August 15th, 2009From real life on Real life
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<darkrider> we've got to take this triangular cardboard sign with us
<a newbie> no, that is far too big for your peen
<darkrider> it folds down to a convinient size though
<a newbie> no, that is far too big for your peen
<darkrider> it folds down to a convinient size though
Quote #21
Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 7/10 (3 votes)
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@blox sends nitsirk a mexican pizza
[@nitsirk]: ty
[@nitsirk]: lil less mexican next time
[@nitsirk]: it tried to steal my car
[@nitsirk]: ty
[@nitsirk]: lil less mexican next time
[@nitsirk]: it tried to steal my car
Quote #51
Submitted by PepolezFrom #chatnplay on Chatnplay
Score: 7/10 (7 votes)
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<sith_mike> Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office...
<sith_mike> but she belonged to someone else...
<sith_mike> One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
<sith_mike> give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
<sith_mike> but the girl said, "NO."
<sith_mike> Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
<sith_mike> down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
<sith_mike> She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
<sith_mike> boyfriend...
<sith_mike> so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
<sith_mike> Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up
<sith_mike> the money very fast...
<sith_mike> he won't even be able to get his pants down.
<sith_mike> She agrees and accepts the proposal.
<sith_mike> Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
<sith_mike> call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
<sith_mike> happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
<sith_mike> but she belonged to someone else...
<sith_mike> One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
<sith_mike> give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
<sith_mike> but the girl said, "NO."
<sith_mike> Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
<sith_mike> down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
<sith_mike> She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
<sith_mike> boyfriend...
<sith_mike> so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
<sith_mike> Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up
<sith_mike> the money very fast...
<sith_mike> he won't even be able to get his pants down.
<sith_mike> She agrees and accepts the proposal.
<sith_mike> Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
<sith_mike> call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
<sith_mike> happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
Quote #114
Submitted by A_newbie on November 12th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (7 votes)
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<Grover> you think your so smart with your corrections and your grammar
<SiBr3> *you're
<SiBr3> *you're
Quote #157
Submitted by Nibbler on April 10th, 2009From real life on Real life
Comment: Yay! Taking things out of context!
Score: 8/10 (4 votes)
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<DarkRider> My balls tasted better than I expected.
Quote #181
Submitted by Relic on November 6th, 2009From pvt msg on NoixIRC
Comment: i'm been drinking...
so thats whats wrong with tppcers?
Score: 7/10 (2 votes)
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<Relic> see u;m nit ab da dmin
<Relic> somthin
<Fatal> see you in a minute ab d admin?
<Fatal> wat
<Fatal> that's skills you get from being on tppc's irc for months, Relic :(
<Relic> somthin
<Fatal> see you in a minute ab d admin?
<Fatal> wat
<Fatal> that's skills you get from being on tppc's irc for months, Relic :(
Quote #107
Submitted by Fuct on September 27th, 2008From #elunacy on Social-kink
Comment: when shit talking doesn't go bad.
Score: 7/10 (4 votes)
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{xalixcatx} Hes not really black anyways, he just failed to shower in the last ten years.
{fuct} flies straight off the goddamned handle ovr it
{InsaneKlown} naw
{InsaneKlown} im really black
{InsaneKlown} and ur not white
{fuct} lmfao @ failed to shower
{InsaneKlown} ur jus a cum bath survivor
{fuct} flies straight off the goddamned handle ovr it
{InsaneKlown} naw
{InsaneKlown} im really black
{InsaneKlown} and ur not white
{fuct} lmfao @ failed to shower
{InsaneKlown} ur jus a cum bath survivor
Quote #122
Submitted by Planb on January 4th, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
Score: 5/10 (4 votes)
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{Sniper-XXX} L|LM|zz, ilu more than fuct
{L|LM|zz} hello Sniper
{Sniper-XXX} :P
{L|LM|zz} lmao
{L|LM|zz} no u dont
{L|LM|zz} u just think u do
{Sniper-XXX} just...swallow my lies
{L|LM|zz} hello Sniper
{Sniper-XXX} :P
{L|LM|zz} lmao
{L|LM|zz} no u dont
{L|LM|zz} u just think u do
{Sniper-XXX} just...swallow my lies
Quote #50
Submitted by PepolezFrom unknown on Unknown
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<PC^God> unix is user friendly. It's just picky about who it calls its friends
Quote #17
Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
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<nitsirk> id send all the bitching niggers back to africa
<nitsirk> and see how they like it there
<nitsirk> and all the mexicans back to mexico
<nitsirk> and build a 20ft tall fence with barbed wire all over it.
<nitsirk> and id just go ahead and kill all the stupid criminals that need to die
<nitsirk> cuz im sick of paying for them to be alive
<nitsirk> and see how they like it there
<nitsirk> and all the mexicans back to mexico
<nitsirk> and build a 20ft tall fence with barbed wire all over it.
<nitsirk> and id just go ahead and kill all the stupid criminals that need to die
<nitsirk> cuz im sick of paying for them to be alive
Quote #142
Submitted by Babylon on January 21st, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
Score: 5/10 (4 votes)
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* AeSix teabags DeRais
* DeRais slaps AeSix
{DeRais} you fucking packet monkey
{DeRais} wtf were you thinking.
{DeRais} you're fired.
{DeRais} on that note.
* DeRais teabags AeSix.
{DeRais} oh and if you get mad and decide to packet us, packet .....idk something thats not a hub.
* DeRais slaps AeSix
{DeRais} you fucking packet monkey
{DeRais} wtf were you thinking.
{DeRais} you're fired.
{DeRais} on that note.
* DeRais teabags AeSix.
{DeRais} oh and if you get mad and decide to packet us, packet .....idk something thats not a hub.
Quote #56
Submitted by PepolezFrom #chatnplay on Chatnplay
Score: 3/10 (7 votes)
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<candice> i get all the girls i get all the girls!
Quote #29
Submitted by PepolezFrom #ign on Gamesurge
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<Freman> just trying to show i'm in the xmas spirit...
<Freman> *shudders*
<sid> lol
<sid> put some tinsel on your bike then :)
<Freman> I'd pull the tree out before I did that
<Freman> speaking of which - anyone want an xmas tree? It's only been used twice...
<Freman> still has heaps of milage on it
<Freman> near new (c:
<wess> anyone want my mum?
<Freman> I'll throw in all the decorations and the singing lights
<Freman> sounds like a fair swap wess
<wess> deal
<wess> you can have the 55 yr old hag and ill take that tree
<sid> no selling or advertising in here please Freman :)
<wess> were not selling , just offering a trade in
<UgLyPuNk> Ill take the tree for $5 if Wess throws in his mum
<wess> deal on my side
<sid> i think Freman is working out the depreciation on the tree at the moment
<Freman> actually I'm working out the cost of shipping vs cost of a can of fuel and a match
<Freman> *shudders*
<sid> lol
<sid> put some tinsel on your bike then :)
<Freman> I'd pull the tree out before I did that
<Freman> speaking of which - anyone want an xmas tree? It's only been used twice...
<Freman> still has heaps of milage on it
<Freman> near new (c:
<wess> anyone want my mum?
<Freman> I'll throw in all the decorations and the singing lights
<Freman> sounds like a fair swap wess
<wess> deal
<wess> you can have the 55 yr old hag and ill take that tree
<sid> no selling or advertising in here please Freman :)
<wess> were not selling , just offering a trade in
<UgLyPuNk> Ill take the tree for $5 if Wess throws in his mum
<wess> deal on my side
<sid> i think Freman is working out the depreciation on the tree at the moment
<Freman> actually I'm working out the cost of shipping vs cost of a can of fuel and a match
Quote #38
Submitted by FuctFrom #killer-something on Rizon
Score: 5/10 (3 votes)
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{abject_misery3} holy fucking shit
abject_misery3 is listening to tool
{abject_misery3} for THE first time
{abject_misery3} in
{abject_misery3} i fuckin shit you not
{abject_misery3} 8 months
{abject_misery3} it's like sex to the ears
{fuct} lmmfao
{fuct} sex to the ears is more... well
{fuct} we won't get into that
abject_misery3 is listening to tool
{abject_misery3} for THE first time
{abject_misery3} in
{abject_misery3} i fuckin shit you not
{abject_misery3} 8 months
{abject_misery3} it's like sex to the ears
{fuct} lmmfao
{fuct} sex to the ears is more... well
{fuct} we won't get into that
Quote #152
Submitted by Meh on March 17th, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
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<nibbler> i think of excuses for a lot of things
<nibbler> it's like my reasoning for wanking
<nibbler> i'm ensuring that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, if i'm the only man left, i can knock up the last woman left to repopulate
<nibbler> so therefore we can say wanking is a safety check
<nibbler> you know...
<nibbler> by wanking, you're ensuring the future of humanity
<nibbler> it's like my reasoning for wanking
<nibbler> i'm ensuring that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, if i'm the only man left, i can knock up the last woman left to repopulate
<nibbler> so therefore we can say wanking is a safety check
<nibbler> you know...
<nibbler> by wanking, you're ensuring the future of humanity
Quote #10
Submitted by NeekzorFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
Score: 4/10 (2 votes)
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<DKuntz> "I cant tie my shoes.. but I dont need to.. I pay litle people to do it for me! hehe!"
Quote #35
Submitted by FuctFrom killer-something on Rizon
Comment: when idgits start to think they can't be replaced...
Score: 6/10 (5 votes)
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<{kd}yosomedude> i'm tired of you being i dick to me your channel is not the only one on mirc
<OVRWRKD69> then fuck off and quit whining
<OVRWRKD69> i never banned you asshole
<OVRWRKD69> be gone
<OVRWRKD69> then fuck off and quit whining
<OVRWRKD69> i never banned you asshole
<OVRWRKD69> be gone
Quote #22
Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
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blox: the use of AOL is a violaton of the Internet's Terms of Service. Please stop now and review those terms at Keyword: DUMBASS
Quote #105
Submitted by Fuct on September 22nd, 2008From #otherdamnroom on NoixIRC
Score: 5/10 (3 votes)
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{Tor} its like a cock on the door.
{Tor} sock*
{Tor} o.o
{Tor} not cock.
{Mat} XD
î%80%82 Mat rams Tor's cock in the door.
{Mat} You asked for it.
{Mat} I just supplied the force.
{Tor} sock*
{Tor} o.o
{Tor} not cock.
{Mat} XD
î%80%82 Mat rams Tor's cock in the door.
{Mat} You asked for it.
{Mat} I just supplied the force.
Quote #8
Submitted by NeekzorFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
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<sith_mike> spin the dildo
<pepolez> hmm, lemme add dildo to it :P
* fuct perks
* fuct steals the dildo
* fuct goes to corner and sets up screen
<fuct> be out in a min or 10
<pepolez> hmm, lemme add dildo to it :P
* fuct perks
* fuct steals the dildo
* fuct goes to corner and sets up screen
<fuct> be out in a min or 10
Quote #102
Submitted by Babylon on June 27th, 2008From #killer-chat on Rizon
Score: 8/10 (2 votes)
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{ab3} Heh. Local band.
{b0x} they're pretty good
{b0x} I want their lead singer xD
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Haley's already taken by Josh
{b0x} idc
{ab3} So, good luck with that
{b0x} I'll kill the mofo >: |
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Lies
{b0x} I R DEDICATED.
{b0x} they're pretty good
{b0x} I want their lead singer xD
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Haley's already taken by Josh
{b0x} idc
{ab3} So, good luck with that
{b0x} I'll kill the mofo >: |
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Lies
{b0x} I R DEDICATED.
Quote #71
Submitted by A_newbie on Febuary 8th, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
Score: 6/10 (3 votes)
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<a_newbie> and even if you got my bank account, it only had ten bucks in it atm :p
<Bol7z> it would still buy me...
<Bol7z> it would still buy me...
Quote #41
Submitted by FuctFrom #killer-chat on Rizon
Comment: should i mention that we were discussing the movie Ghost Rider, or... shall we just leave it out of context? ;)
Score: 5/10 (3 votes)
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{PHSYZM1C} well i liked nicholas when he had the flaming head
{PHSYZM1C} hehehe
{PHSYZM1C} or um
{PHSYZM1C} hehehe
{PHSYZM1C} or um
Quote #144
Submitted by Chris_be on Febuary 1st, 2009From #ICannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (7 votes)
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[11:09:58 pm] <@SiBr3> Thy milkshake bringeth all ye gentlefolke to the yard, and they're like, 'tis better than thine, verily, 'tis better than thine, I could teach thee, but I must levy a fee.