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Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 2/10 (5 votes)
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* DKuntz wonders why blox is picturing guys in pink... closet door is open, blox.. you can come out now?
Quote #175
Submitted by Aesix on August 21st, 2009From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Comment: *just shakes his head*
Score: 2/10 (2 votes)
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|-22:41:23-| <TigerDragon> you don't use your pinky in it
|-22:41:23-| <Raven> hmmm...
|-22:41:34-| <TigerDragon> if you can put your pinky in it, you are holding it upside down from how it is meant to be held
Quote #3
Submitted by NeekzorFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 2/10 (7 votes)
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* BuRn is now known as Kayla|Getting|Off
Quote #158
Submitted by Nibbler on April 11th, 2009From real life on Real life
Comment: out of context :D
Score: 2/10 (4 votes)
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<wizzo> I didn't see anything down there last time..
Quote #73
Submitted by Fuct on Febuary 15th, 2008From #museum on IRCq
Comment: These are the conversations that happen when people eat too much...
Score: 3/10 (3 votes)
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{MunK_} honestly....I am considering barfing $60 worth of food so I can relax ol
{kelli} awesome food, that place
{kelli} lmaooooo
{MunK_} this digesting hard work
{Relic} got a dog? he'll clean it up
{kelli} this is why the romans had vomitoriums lol
{kelli} awesome food, that place
{kelli} lmaooooo
{MunK_} this digesting hard work
{Relic} got a dog? he'll clean it up
{kelli} this is why the romans had vomitoriums lol
Quote #34
Submitted by A_newbieFrom #ign on Gamesurge
Score: 3/10 (3 votes)
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<Dickster> THey don't pay much attention to spelling in schols these days.
Quote #31
Submitted by PepolezFrom #support on OflooIRC
Score: 3/10 (3 votes)
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<nocebo> on the third day, isaac newton said "let there be gravity." then he invented erections to compensate for the new downward force.
Quote #152
Submitted by Meh on March 17th, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
Score: 3/10 (4 votes)
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<nibbler> i think of excuses for a lot of things
<nibbler> it's like my reasoning for wanking
<nibbler> i'm ensuring that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, if i'm the only man left, i can knock up the last woman left to repopulate
<nibbler> so therefore we can say wanking is a safety check
<nibbler> you know...
<nibbler> by wanking, you're ensuring the future of humanity
<nibbler> it's like my reasoning for wanking
<nibbler> i'm ensuring that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, if i'm the only man left, i can knock up the last woman left to repopulate
<nibbler> so therefore we can say wanking is a safety check
<nibbler> you know...
<nibbler> by wanking, you're ensuring the future of humanity
Quote #148
Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 10th, 2009From #badgirls on Social-kink
Comment: babylon discovered the fun of sajoing ...... again.
Score: 3/10 (4 votes)
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***Halcyon { Halcyon@Social-Kink***.net } has joined #BadGirls
~ ChanServ gives voice to Halcyon
{Halcyon} What the fuck
{Halcyon} i said I do not want to be here
***Halcyon (Halcyon@Social-Kink-***.net) has left #BadGirls
{DeSade} now hes went from being a baby to being a bitch.
{DeSade} let him pout it off
{DeSade} until his vagina stops showing
~ ChanServ gives voice to Halcyon
{Halcyon} What the fuck
{Halcyon} i said I do not want to be here
***Halcyon (Halcyon@Social-Kink-***.net) has left #BadGirls
{DeSade} now hes went from being a baby to being a bitch.
{DeSade} let him pout it off
{DeSade} until his vagina stops showing
Quote #56
Submitted by PepolezFrom #chatnplay on Chatnplay
Score: 3/10 (7 votes)
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<candice> i get all the girls i get all the girls!
Quote #7
Submitted by NeekzorFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 3/10 (3 votes)
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<nitsirk> my boyfriend isnt gay
<nitsirk> he just has homosexual tendancies ;x
<nitsirk> he just has homosexual tendancies ;x
Quote #154
Submitted by Babylon on March 19th, 2009From #badgirls on Social-kink
Score: 3/10 (3 votes)
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{murmur{I}} Dad is such a philanthropist
{murmur{I}} 'sweetie? come here and share my erection with me'
{Argh} if you call me dad again, i'm going to spank you
{murmur{I}} 'sweetie? come here and share my erection with me'
{Argh} if you call me dad again, i'm going to spank you
Quote #49
Submitted by F00barFrom #IRC3K on IRC3k
Comment: This was just random...
Score: 3/10 (5 votes)
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[00:30] <Joedetic> i dont agree with civil ceremonies
[00:30] <Greenbox> good :)
[00:30] <Joedetic> not at the moment anyway
[00:30] <Greenbox> why not?
[00:30] <Greenbox> I thought gay marriage was legal in the uk?
[00:30] <Joedetic> the UK government rushed it in as a popularity contest for a failing government
[00:31] <Joedetic> it's there for the wrong reasons, i'm not in agreement with it at the moment, and until mortgage companies etc start recognising it then it's just not worth the hassle
[00:30] <Greenbox> good :)
[00:30] <Joedetic> not at the moment anyway
[00:30] <Greenbox> why not?
[00:30] <Greenbox> I thought gay marriage was legal in the uk?
[00:30] <Joedetic> the UK government rushed it in as a popularity contest for a failing government
[00:31] <Joedetic> it's there for the wrong reasons, i'm not in agreement with it at the moment, and until mortgage companies etc start recognising it then it's just not worth the hassle
Quote #53
Submitted by FuctFrom #outcasts on NoixIRC
Score: 3/10 (3 votes)
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* fuct swats unsung_0
{fuct} wake the hell up already
{pepolez} he's probably crying in the corner, sucking on his thumb
{fuct} possibly
{pepolez} chanting 'no, no, not xchat'
{fuct} wake the hell up already
{pepolez} he's probably crying in the corner, sucking on his thumb
{fuct} possibly
{pepolez} chanting 'no, no, not xchat'
Quote #8
Submitted by NeekzorFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
Score: 3/10 (2 votes)
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<sith_mike> spin the dildo
<pepolez> hmm, lemme add dildo to it :P
* fuct perks
* fuct steals the dildo
* fuct goes to corner and sets up screen
<fuct> be out in a min or 10
<pepolez> hmm, lemme add dildo to it :P
* fuct perks
* fuct steals the dildo
* fuct goes to corner and sets up screen
<fuct> be out in a min or 10
Quote #9
Submitted by NeekzorFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 3/10 (2 votes)
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<sith_mike> u drink too much :P
<neekz[afk]> spend my last couple spendable dollars aon some beer.
<neekz[afk]> and i think too much
<neekz[afk]> blame wispurs
<neekz[afk] its her fault.
<sith_mike> wispurs, i blame u
<wispurs> you should.
<neekz[afk]> spend my last couple spendable dollars aon some beer.
<neekz[afk]> and i think too much
<neekz[afk]> blame wispurs
<neekz[afk] its her fault.
<sith_mike> wispurs, i blame u
<wispurs> you should.
Quote #20
Submitted by BloxFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
Score: 3/10 (4 votes)
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[~pepolez]: bloxcannafuctdkuntz! :D
[%DKuntz]: ya know pepolez.. if you try to read that...it comes out sorta like blox can fuck dkuntz.. and thats badwrong!
[%DKuntz]: ya know pepolez.. if you try to read that...it comes out sorta like blox can fuck dkuntz.. and thats badwrong!
Quote #184
Submitted by Aesix on January 22nd, 2010From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Comment: He's learning so well :D
Score: 4/10 (2 votes)
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<Fatal> it's like
<Fatal> rotten chunky semen
<Fatal> leaking from your penis
<Fatal> rotten chunky semen
<Fatal> leaking from your penis
Quote #67
Submitted by A_newbieFrom #icannt on Icannt
Score: 4/10 (5 votes)
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<colossus> .imdb fuck
<LeBot> The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) - http://imdb.com/title/tt0029843/
<LeBot> Genre: Action/Adventure/Romance
<LeBot> Tagline: Only the rainbow can duplicate its brilliance!
<LeBot> Plot: When Prince John and the Norman Lords begin oppressing the Saxon masses in King Richard's absence, a Saxon lord fights back as the outlaw leader of a rebel guerrilla army. more
<LeBot> Rating: [********--] 8.2/10 (14,550 votes)
<LeBot> The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) - http://imdb.com/title/tt0029843/
<LeBot> Genre: Action/Adventure/Romance
<LeBot> Tagline: Only the rainbow can duplicate its brilliance!
<LeBot> Plot: When Prince John and the Norman Lords begin oppressing the Saxon masses in King Richard's absence, a Saxon lord fights back as the outlaw leader of a rebel guerrilla army. more
<LeBot> Rating: [********--] 8.2/10 (14,550 votes)
Quote #66
Submitted by A_newbieFrom #ign on Gamesurge
Comment: The discussion was actually about photography xD
Score: 4/10 (3 votes)
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<unique> (@holo`work) I prefer doing that in the darkroom
* unique remembers for out of context quoting
* unique remembers for out of context quoting
Quote #62
Submitted by PepolezFrom #ign on Gamesurge
Comment: To the tune of 'the song that never ends'
Score: 4/10 (3 votes)
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<holo`> oh this is the for loop that never ends!
<Stan`Studying> IT JUST GOES IF THEN ELSE MY FRIEND
<Stan`Studying> IT JUST GOES IF THEN ELSE MY FRIEND
Quote #58
Submitted by PepolezFrom #ign on Gamesurge
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* Freman chuckles at queenslands sex laws
<Freman> over 16 = fairgame, unless you want buttsex, has to be over 18 for that
<Freman> over 16 = fairgame, unless you want buttsex, has to be over 18 for that
Quote #15
Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 4/10 (4 votes)
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<nitsirk> my uptime would be 15 weeks bu.. oh wait it is
Quote #14
Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 4/10 (3 votes)
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<sith_mike> heya :D
<Anne`> hey mike
<Anne`> your online?
<Anne`> hey mike
<Anne`> your online?
Quote #40
Submitted by Abject_misery3From #killer-chat on Rizon
Comment: RE: Nicholas Cage In Ghost Rider
Score: 4/10 (3 votes)
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«@fuct» does nicholas cage get beheaded in real life during filming and we just haven't heard yet?
«+P2P» we're not that lucky
«@abject_misery3» wow
«@fuct» ah hell
«@abject_misery3» you really both hate that guy
«@fuct» one can hope
«+P2P» we're not that lucky
«@abject_misery3» wow
«@fuct» ah hell
«@abject_misery3» you really both hate that guy
«@fuct» one can hope
Quote #22
Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
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blox: the use of AOL is a violaton of the Internet's Terms of Service. Please stop now and review those terms at Keyword: DUMBASS
Quote #151
Submitted by Babylon on March 2nd, 2009From #fuckoff on Social-kink
Score: 4/10 (3 votes)
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{Sniper-XXX} I've had it good a few times
{Sniper-XXX} only cuz the girl was really short and petite
{fuct} anorexic midget?
{Sniper-XXX} YES
{Sniper-XXX} those are the best
{Sniper-XXX} >.<
{Sniper-XXX} only cuz the girl was really short and petite
{fuct} anorexic midget?
{Sniper-XXX} YES
{Sniper-XXX} those are the best
{Sniper-XXX} >.<
Quote #33
Submitted by PepolezFrom #ircops on LethalIRC
Comment: He thought it was one of those repeating scripts, he was wrong, it was simply boredom ^^
Score: 4/10 (4 votes)
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<F00BaR> hi
<pepolez> hi
<F00BaR> hello there
<pepolez> hello there
<F00BaR> wassup brother
<pepolez> wassup brother
<F00BaR> im gay
<pepolez> good to see you've finally come out of the closet ;)
<F00BaR> bastard
<pepolez> hi
<F00BaR> hello there
<pepolez> hello there
<F00BaR> wassup brother
<pepolez> wassup brother
<F00BaR> im gay
<pepolez> good to see you've finally come out of the closet ;)
<F00BaR> bastard
Quote #11
Submitted by NeekzorFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 4/10 (4 votes)
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<nitsirk> fucking a
<nitsirk> i need to shave my legs;x
<nitsirk> i look like a canadian
<nitsirk> i need to shave my legs;x
<nitsirk> i look like a canadian
Quote #173
Submitted by A newbie on August 15th, 2009From real life on Real life
Score: 4/10 (3 votes)
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<darkrider> we've got to take this triangular cardboard sign with us
<a newbie> no, that is far too big for your peen
<darkrider> it folds down to a convinient size though
<a newbie> no, that is far too big for your peen
<darkrider> it folds down to a convinient size though
Quote #126
Submitted by Sixofnine on January 14th, 2009From #help on Social-kink
Score: 4/10 (4 votes)
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* Now talking on #help
* Topic for #help is: Social-Kink Help Channel. Please ask your question and someone will help you. Thanks
* ShortBusSyndrome eyes the topic
* ShortBusSyndrome then eyes fuct
* fuct gives voice to ShortBusSyndrome
<ShortBusSyndrome> fuct
<ShortBusSyndrome> where do babies come from?
* ShortBusSyndrome *innocent look*
<fuct> not my crotch
* Topic for #help is: Social-Kink Help Channel. Please ask your question and someone will help you. Thanks
* ShortBusSyndrome eyes the topic
* ShortBusSyndrome then eyes fuct
* fuct gives voice to ShortBusSyndrome
<ShortBusSyndrome> fuct
<ShortBusSyndrome> where do babies come from?
* ShortBusSyndrome *innocent look*
<fuct> not my crotch
Quote #48
Submitted by Abject_misery3From #hackers-unit3d on Hackers unit3d
Score: 4/10 (5 votes)
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* &InFrAtRaCe hump's iBBy's leg
«@abject_misery3» hrm
«@abject_misery3» gone fag have we?
«&InFrAtRaCe» lol
«&InFrAtRaCe» yea
«&InFrAtRaCe» after i had ur mum
«&InFrAtRaCe» im never havin a chick again
«&InFrAtRaCe» hahahahaha
«@Salam» yeah, that's likely a good thing, considering your taste in women
«&InFrAtRaCe» o.o
«&InFrAtRaCe» get back in ur box
«&InFrAtRaCe» lol
«@abject_misery3» lmfao.
«@abject_misery3» hrm
«@abject_misery3» gone fag have we?
«&InFrAtRaCe» lol
«&InFrAtRaCe» yea
«&InFrAtRaCe» after i had ur mum
«&InFrAtRaCe» im never havin a chick again
«&InFrAtRaCe» hahahahaha
«@Salam» yeah, that's likely a good thing, considering your taste in women
«&InFrAtRaCe» o.o
«&InFrAtRaCe» get back in ur box
«&InFrAtRaCe» lol
«@abject_misery3» lmfao.
Quote #43
Submitted by FuctFrom #killer-chat on Rizon
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{canna} this one time...at band camp
{fuct} i never had relations w/that flute
*rouGhian handz canna a tuba
{canna} LIES!!!
{fuct} i never had relations w/that flute
*rouGhian handz canna a tuba
{canna} LIES!!!
Quote #36
Submitted by FuctFrom #outcasts on NoixIRC
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* fuct reads up and looks at TechSix
{fuct} sadly, it's true
{fuct} women are usually naggy type weirdos
* fuct has no time for that crap
{PacMan} lol fuct
{PacMan} and here I was scared shitless that you'd reem me a new cock hole
{Resident} Uh
{Resident} Isn't it a new asshole/
{Resident} ?
{PacMan} normally, but we're talking about the mistress of Satan
{fuct} sadly, it's true
{fuct} women are usually naggy type weirdos
* fuct has no time for that crap
{PacMan} lol fuct
{PacMan} and here I was scared shitless that you'd reem me a new cock hole
{Resident} Uh
{Resident} Isn't it a new asshole/
{Resident} ?
{PacMan} normally, but we're talking about the mistress of Satan
Quote #10
Submitted by NeekzorFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
Score: 4/10 (2 votes)
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<DKuntz> "I cant tie my shoes.. but I dont need to.. I pay litle people to do it for me! hehe!"
Quote #5
Submitted by NeekzorFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
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<neekzor> ill show you mine if your show me yours.
<fuct> lol
<fuct> what'cha wanna have me show ya?
<fuct> lol
<fuct> what'cha wanna have me show ya?
Quote #178
Submitted by Aesix on September 23rd, 2009From #cave on NoixIRC
Score: 4/10 (4 votes)
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|-19:52:24-| * MeltStuffDown sits on Jobe
|-19:52:46-| <MeltStuffDown> no meat, Jobe ?
|-19:52:46-| <MeltStuffDown> no meat, Jobe ?
Quote #169
Submitted by Drspice on July 3rd, 2009From #Radio on Icannt
Comment: heh heh
Score: 4/10 (7 votes)
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[11:32:35 pm] * Now talking in #Radio
[11:38:05 pm] <+Sizemon> spice
[11:38:28 pm] <&DrSpice> yoyoyo
[11:38:33 pm] <+Sizemon> you suck
[11:38:35 pm] * +Sizemon (Sizemon@Sizemon.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has left #Radio
[11:38:43 pm] * Sizemon (Sizemon@Sizemon.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has joined #Radio
[11:38:45 pm] * Derinco sets mode: +v Sizemon
[11:38:46 pm] <&DrSpice> you suck
[11:38:50 pm] <&DrSpice> !kick Sizemon
[11:38:50 pm] * Sizemon was kicked by RadioBot (Requested (DrSpice))
[11:38:54 pm] <&DrSpice> burn
[11:38:58 pm] <&DrSpice> buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn
[11:38:05 pm] <+Sizemon> spice
[11:38:28 pm] <&DrSpice> yoyoyo
[11:38:33 pm] <+Sizemon> you suck
[11:38:35 pm] * +Sizemon (Sizemon@Sizemon.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has left #Radio
[11:38:43 pm] * Sizemon (Sizemon@Sizemon.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has joined #Radio
[11:38:45 pm] * Derinco sets mode: +v Sizemon
[11:38:46 pm] <&DrSpice> you suck
[11:38:50 pm] <&DrSpice> !kick Sizemon
[11:38:50 pm] * Sizemon was kicked by RadioBot (Requested (DrSpice))
[11:38:54 pm] <&DrSpice> burn
[11:38:58 pm] <&DrSpice> buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn
Quote #171
Submitted by Drspice on July 20th, 2009From #ICannt on Icannt
Score: 4/10 (7 votes)
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[05:10:23 pm] <@Colossus> I'M NOT SAYING
[05:10:24 pm] <@Colossus> THE BAND
[05:10:25 pm] <@Colossus> JESUS
[05:10:27 pm] <@Colossus> I'M SAYING
[05:10:27 pm] <@Colossus> THE
[05:10:28 pm] * Colossus was kicked by Derinco (flood)
[05:10:28 pm] * Colossus (Colossus@Colossus.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has joined #ICannt
[05:10:28 pm] <+Theo> lol
[05:10:31 pm] <@Colossus> JESUS
[05:10:35 pm] <+Theo> WHERE?
[05:10:35 pm] <@Colossus> GOD ZIGGY, STOP TALKING
[05:10:47 pm] <+Ziggy> ironic that. you just got kicked by derinco for talking too much.
[05:10:24 pm] <@Colossus> THE BAND
[05:10:25 pm] <@Colossus> JESUS
[05:10:27 pm] <@Colossus> I'M SAYING
[05:10:27 pm] <@Colossus> THE
[05:10:28 pm] * Colossus was kicked by Derinco (flood)
[05:10:28 pm] * Colossus (Colossus@Colossus.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has joined #ICannt
[05:10:28 pm] <+Theo> lol
[05:10:31 pm] <@Colossus> JESUS
[05:10:35 pm] <+Theo> WHERE?
[05:10:35 pm] <@Colossus> GOD ZIGGY, STOP TALKING
[05:10:47 pm] <+Ziggy> ironic that. you just got kicked by derinco for talking too much.
Quote #70
Submitted by A_newbie on Febuary 8th, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
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<halfacow> i got an erection last chiro visit :$
Quote #93
Submitted by Babylon on May 6th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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{pepolez} unfortunately, i can't go to space, due to car sickness
{pepolez} so i don't get to see the sat stuff
{cuft} it's nice to see your creation, birth to mature, ain't it?
{cuft} but dude...
{pepolez} maturity is optional
{cuft} you don't get car sickness in space
{pepolez} well, sorry for trying to make a joke
{pepolez} i sincerely apologise
{pepolez} so i don't get to see the sat stuff
{cuft} it's nice to see your creation, birth to mature, ain't it?
{cuft} but dude...
{pepolez} maturity is optional
{cuft} you don't get car sickness in space
{pepolez} well, sorry for trying to make a joke
{pepolez} i sincerely apologise
Quote #189
Submitted by Dicko on Febuary 4th, 2010From #icannt on Icannt
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<~DrSpice> pcmattman
<~DrSpice> you 'round?
<+Jamie`> no he's not
<+Jamie`> leave a message
<+Jamie`> and kill yourself
<~DrSpice> you 'round?
<+Jamie`> no he's not
<+Jamie`> leave a message
<+Jamie`> and kill yourself
Quote #50
Submitted by PepolezFrom unknown on Unknown
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<PC^God> unix is user friendly. It's just picky about who it calls its friends
Quote #162
Submitted by Theo on April 27th, 2009From #Icannt on Icannt
Comment: Colossus got hit by a car this morning and I am complaining I had a bad morning because I dropped my toast on the floor.
Score: 4/10 (2 votes)
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[10:08] <Theo> man I am not having a good morning
[10:09] <Theo> can't see Em, no good breakfast food, dropped my toast
[10:09] <Colossus> lol
[10:09] <Theo> baw indeed
[10:09] <Colossus> you're not having a good morning?
[10:09] <Theo> oh right
[10:09] <Theo> I didn't get hit by a car
[10:09] <Theo> but still
[10:09] <Colossus> ^_^
[10:09] <Colossus> We can change that
[10:09] <Nefarious> rofl
[10:09] <Theo> can't see Em, no good breakfast food, dropped my toast
[10:09] <Colossus> lol
[10:09] <Theo> baw indeed
[10:09] <Colossus> you're not having a good morning?
[10:09] <Theo> oh right
[10:09] <Theo> I didn't get hit by a car
[10:09] <Theo> but still
[10:09] <Colossus> ^_^
[10:09] <Colossus> We can change that
[10:09] <Nefarious> rofl
Quote #104
Submitted by Fuct on September 9th, 2008From #theodf on Social-kink
Score: 4/10 (4 votes)
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{Ashlie} i've fornicated with all three labor groups to keep morale up.
Quote #105
Submitted by Fuct on September 22nd, 2008From #otherdamnroom on NoixIRC
Score: 5/10 (3 votes)
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{Tor} its like a cock on the door.
{Tor} sock*
{Tor} o.o
{Tor} not cock.
{Mat} XD
î%80%82 Mat rams Tor's cock in the door.
{Mat} You asked for it.
{Mat} I just supplied the force.
{Tor} sock*
{Tor} o.o
{Tor} not cock.
{Mat} XD
î%80%82 Mat rams Tor's cock in the door.
{Mat} You asked for it.
{Mat} I just supplied the force.
Quote #61
Submitted by PepolezFrom #outcasts on NoixIRC
Score: 5/10 (5 votes)
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* AeSix staples pepolez to rouGhian's forehead
<pepolez> :/
<AeSix> now THERES a nice look for you rouGhian
<pepolez> nah, that's just me, he still looks bad
<pepolez> :/
<AeSix> now THERES a nice look for you rouGhian
<pepolez> nah, that's just me, he still looks bad
Quote #103
Submitted by Zordberg on August 15th, 2008From #social-kink on Social kink
Score: 5/10 (3 votes)
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17:04 * SixOfNine yawns
17:04 SixOfNine i think i will attempt a nap type thing or something
17:04 * Zordberg jams a penis shapped lollypop in SixOfNine's mouth
17:05 * SixOfNine sinks teeth in
17:05 SixOfNine i never did grasp the concept of sucking on hard candy
17:05 Zordberg maybe it was a gummy lolly?
17:06 SixOfNine doesn't that defeat the purpose of something hard to suck on?
17:06 Amon^Di you would have done better to stuff ya real thing in there.... she would have just sucked it till she went nite nite
17:06 SixOfNine and what Amon just said
17:06 SixOfNine like a damned pacifier.
17:06 * SixOfNine nods
17:04 SixOfNine i think i will attempt a nap type thing or something
17:04 * Zordberg jams a penis shapped lollypop in SixOfNine's mouth
17:05 * SixOfNine sinks teeth in
17:05 SixOfNine i never did grasp the concept of sucking on hard candy
17:05 Zordberg maybe it was a gummy lolly?
17:06 SixOfNine doesn't that defeat the purpose of something hard to suck on?
17:06 Amon^Di you would have done better to stuff ya real thing in there.... she would have just sucked it till she went nite nite
17:06 SixOfNine and what Amon just said
17:06 SixOfNine like a damned pacifier.
17:06 * SixOfNine nods
Quote #64
Submitted by Kx14From unknown on Unknown
Comment: script kiddie in the making...
Score: 5/10 (5 votes)
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< nazgjunk> RedTee, you ask a question about DOS'ing with ping, without knowing what ping is
<RedTee> its not what im asking FFS
<RedTee> DO I need dos to preform a DOS attack!?!?!?!?!
<RedTee> its not what im asking FFS
<RedTee> DO I need dos to preform a DOS attack!?!?!?!?!
Quote #97
Submitted by Babylon on May 20th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
Score: 5/10 (4 votes)
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{[99]} could just drop him off in deadhorse in a few months
{rouGhian} could juz drop a dead horse on him
{[99]} lol
{fuct} what was that?
{fuct} shoot him up with horse until he drops dead?
{rouGhian} could juz drop a dead horse on him
{[99]} lol
{fuct} what was that?
{fuct} shoot him up with horse until he drops dead?