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Quote #16

Submitted by Blox
From unknown on Unknown
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* DKuntz wonders why blox is picturing guys in pink... closet door is open, blox.. you can come out now?


Quote #175

Submitted by Aesix on August 21st, 2009
From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Comment: *just shakes his head*
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|-22:41:23-| <TigerDragon> you don't use your pinky in it
|-22:41:23-| <Raven> hmmm...
|-22:41:34-| <TigerDragon> if you can put your pinky in it, you are holding it upside down from how it is meant to be held


Quote #3

Submitted by Neekzor
From unknown on Unknown
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* BuRn is now known as Kayla|Getting|Off


Quote #158

Submitted by Nibbler on April 11th, 2009
From real life on Real life
Comment: out of context :D
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<wizzo> I didn't see anything down there last time..


Quote #73

Submitted by Fuct on Febuary 15th, 2008
From #museum on IRCq
Comment: These are the conversations that happen when people eat too much...
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{MunK_} honestly....I am considering barfing $60 worth of food so I can relax ol
{kelli} awesome food, that place
{kelli} lmaooooo
{MunK_} this digesting hard work
{Relic} got a dog? he'll clean it up
{kelli} this is why the romans had vomitoriums lol


Quote #34

Submitted by A_newbie
From #ign on Gamesurge
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<Dickster> THey don't pay much attention to spelling in schols these days.


Quote #31

Submitted by Pepolez
From #support on OflooIRC
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<nocebo> on the third day, isaac newton said "let there be gravity." then he invented erections to compensate for the new downward force.


Quote #152

Submitted by Meh on March 17th, 2009
From #social-kink on Social-kink
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<nibbler> i think of excuses for a lot of things
<nibbler> it's like my reasoning for wanking
<nibbler> i'm ensuring that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, if i'm the only man left, i can knock up the last woman left to repopulate
<nibbler> so therefore we can say wanking is a safety check
<nibbler> you know...
<nibbler> by wanking, you're ensuring the future of humanity


Quote #148

Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 10th, 2009
From #badgirls on Social-kink
Comment: babylon discovered the fun of sajoing ...... again.
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***Halcyon { Halcyon@Social-Kink***.net } has joined #BadGirls
~ ChanServ gives voice to Halcyon
{Halcyon} What the fuck
{Halcyon} i said I do not want to be here
***Halcyon (Halcyon@Social-Kink-***.net) has left #BadGirls
{DeSade} now hes went from being a baby to being a bitch.
{DeSade} let him pout it off
{DeSade} until his vagina stops showing


Quote #56

Submitted by Pepolez
From #chatnplay on Chatnplay
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<candice> i get all the girls i get all the girls!


Quote #7

Submitted by Neekzor
From unknown on Unknown
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<nitsirk> my boyfriend isnt gay
<nitsirk> he just has homosexual tendancies ;x


Quote #154

Submitted by Babylon on March 19th, 2009
From #badgirls on Social-kink
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{murmur{I}} Dad is such a philanthropist
{murmur{I}} 'sweetie? come here and share my erection with me'
{Argh} if you call me dad again, i'm going to spank you


Quote #49

Submitted by F00bar
From #IRC3K on IRC3k
Comment: This was just random...
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[00:30] <Joedetic> i dont agree with civil ceremonies
[00:30] <Greenbox> good :)
[00:30] <Joedetic> not at the moment anyway
[00:30] <Greenbox> why not?
[00:30] <Greenbox> I thought gay marriage was legal in the uk?
[00:30] <Joedetic> the UK government rushed it in as a popularity contest for a failing government
[00:31] <Joedetic> it's there for the wrong reasons, i'm not in agreement with it at the moment, and until mortgage companies etc start recognising it then it's just not worth the hassle


Quote #53

Submitted by Fuct
From #outcasts on NoixIRC
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* fuct swats unsung_0
{fuct} wake the hell up already
{pepolez} he's probably crying in the corner, sucking on his thumb
{fuct} possibly
{pepolez} chanting 'no, no, not xchat'


Quote #8

Submitted by Neekzor
From #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
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<sith_mike> spin the dildo
<pepolez> hmm, lemme add dildo to it :P
* fuct perks
* fuct steals the dildo
* fuct goes to corner and sets up screen
<fuct> be out in a min or 10


Quote #9

Submitted by Neekzor
From unknown on Unknown
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<sith_mike> u drink too much :P
<neekz[afk]> spend my last couple spendable dollars aon some beer.
<neekz[afk]> and i think too much
<neekz[afk]> blame wispurs
<neekz[afk] its her fault.
<sith_mike> wispurs, i blame u
<wispurs> you should.


Quote #20

Submitted by Blox
From #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
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[~pepolez]: bloxcannafuctdkuntz! :D
[%DKuntz]: ya know pepolez.. if you try to read that...it comes out sorta like blox can fuck dkuntz.. and thats badwrong!


Quote #184

Submitted by Aesix on January 22nd, 2010
From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Comment: He's learning so well :D
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<Fatal> it's like
<Fatal> rotten chunky semen
<Fatal> leaking from your penis


Quote #67

Submitted by A_newbie
From #icannt on Icannt
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<colossus> .imdb fuck
<LeBot> The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) - http://imdb.com/title/tt0029843/
<LeBot> Genre: Action/Adventure/Romance
<LeBot> Tagline: Only the rainbow can duplicate its brilliance!
<LeBot> Plot: When Prince John and the Norman Lords begin oppressing the Saxon masses in King Richard's absence, a Saxon lord fights back as the outlaw leader of a rebel guerrilla army. more
<LeBot> Rating: [********--] 8.2/10 (14,550 votes)


Quote #66

Submitted by A_newbie
From #ign on Gamesurge
Comment: The discussion was actually about photography xD
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<unique> (@holo`work) I prefer doing that in the darkroom
* unique remembers for out of context quoting


Quote #62

Submitted by Pepolez
From #ign on Gamesurge
Comment: To the tune of 'the song that never ends'
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<holo`> oh this is the for loop that never ends!
<Stan`Studying> IT JUST GOES IF THEN ELSE MY FRIEND


Quote #58

Submitted by Pepolez
From #ign on Gamesurge
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* Freman chuckles at queenslands sex laws
<Freman> over 16 = fairgame, unless you want buttsex, has to be over 18 for that


Quote #15

Submitted by Blox
From unknown on Unknown
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<nitsirk> my uptime would be 15 weeks bu.. oh wait it is


Quote #14

Submitted by Blox
From unknown on Unknown
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<sith_mike> heya :D
<Anne`> hey mike
<Anne`> your online?


Quote #40

Submitted by Abject_misery3
From #killer-chat on Rizon
Comment: RE: Nicholas Cage In Ghost Rider
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«@fuct» does nicholas cage get beheaded in real life during filming and we just haven't heard yet?
«+P2P» we're not that lucky
«@abject_misery3» wow
«@fuct» ah hell
«@abject_misery3» you really both hate that guy
«@fuct» one can hope