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Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 2/10 (5 votes)
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* DKuntz wonders why blox is picturing guys in pink... closet door is open, blox.. you can come out now?
Quote #175
Submitted by Aesix on August 21st, 2009From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Comment: *just shakes his head*
Score: 2/10 (2 votes)
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|-22:41:23-| <TigerDragon> you don't use your pinky in it
|-22:41:23-| <Raven> hmmm...
|-22:41:34-| <TigerDragon> if you can put your pinky in it, you are holding it upside down from how it is meant to be held
Quote #3
Submitted by NeekzorFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 2/10 (7 votes)
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* BuRn is now known as Kayla|Getting|Off
Quote #158
Submitted by Nibbler on April 11th, 2009From real life on Real life
Comment: out of context :D
Score: 2/10 (4 votes)
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<wizzo> I didn't see anything down there last time..
Quote #73
Submitted by Fuct on Febuary 15th, 2008From #museum on IRCq
Comment: These are the conversations that happen when people eat too much...
Score: 3/10 (3 votes)
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{MunK_} honestly....I am considering barfing $60 worth of food so I can relax ol
{kelli} awesome food, that place
{kelli} lmaooooo
{MunK_} this digesting hard work
{Relic} got a dog? he'll clean it up
{kelli} this is why the romans had vomitoriums lol
{kelli} awesome food, that place
{kelli} lmaooooo
{MunK_} this digesting hard work
{Relic} got a dog? he'll clean it up
{kelli} this is why the romans had vomitoriums lol
Quote #34
Submitted by A_newbieFrom #ign on Gamesurge
Score: 3/10 (3 votes)
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<Dickster> THey don't pay much attention to spelling in schols these days.
Quote #31
Submitted by PepolezFrom #support on OflooIRC
Score: 3/10 (3 votes)
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<nocebo> on the third day, isaac newton said "let there be gravity." then he invented erections to compensate for the new downward force.
Quote #152
Submitted by Meh on March 17th, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
Score: 3/10 (4 votes)
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<nibbler> i think of excuses for a lot of things
<nibbler> it's like my reasoning for wanking
<nibbler> i'm ensuring that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, if i'm the only man left, i can knock up the last woman left to repopulate
<nibbler> so therefore we can say wanking is a safety check
<nibbler> you know...
<nibbler> by wanking, you're ensuring the future of humanity
<nibbler> it's like my reasoning for wanking
<nibbler> i'm ensuring that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, if i'm the only man left, i can knock up the last woman left to repopulate
<nibbler> so therefore we can say wanking is a safety check
<nibbler> you know...
<nibbler> by wanking, you're ensuring the future of humanity
Quote #148
Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 10th, 2009From #badgirls on Social-kink
Comment: babylon discovered the fun of sajoing ...... again.
Score: 3/10 (4 votes)
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***Halcyon { Halcyon@Social-Kink***.net } has joined #BadGirls
~ ChanServ gives voice to Halcyon
{Halcyon} What the fuck
{Halcyon} i said I do not want to be here
***Halcyon (Halcyon@Social-Kink-***.net) has left #BadGirls
{DeSade} now hes went from being a baby to being a bitch.
{DeSade} let him pout it off
{DeSade} until his vagina stops showing
~ ChanServ gives voice to Halcyon
{Halcyon} What the fuck
{Halcyon} i said I do not want to be here
***Halcyon (Halcyon@Social-Kink-***.net) has left #BadGirls
{DeSade} now hes went from being a baby to being a bitch.
{DeSade} let him pout it off
{DeSade} until his vagina stops showing
Quote #56
Submitted by PepolezFrom #chatnplay on Chatnplay
Score: 3/10 (7 votes)
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<candice> i get all the girls i get all the girls!
Quote #7
Submitted by NeekzorFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 3/10 (3 votes)
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<nitsirk> my boyfriend isnt gay
<nitsirk> he just has homosexual tendancies ;x
<nitsirk> he just has homosexual tendancies ;x
Quote #154
Submitted by Babylon on March 19th, 2009From #badgirls on Social-kink
Score: 3/10 (3 votes)
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{murmur{I}} Dad is such a philanthropist
{murmur{I}} 'sweetie? come here and share my erection with me'
{Argh} if you call me dad again, i'm going to spank you
{murmur{I}} 'sweetie? come here and share my erection with me'
{Argh} if you call me dad again, i'm going to spank you
Quote #49
Submitted by F00barFrom #IRC3K on IRC3k
Comment: This was just random...
Score: 3/10 (5 votes)
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[00:30] <Joedetic> i dont agree with civil ceremonies
[00:30] <Greenbox> good :)
[00:30] <Joedetic> not at the moment anyway
[00:30] <Greenbox> why not?
[00:30] <Greenbox> I thought gay marriage was legal in the uk?
[00:30] <Joedetic> the UK government rushed it in as a popularity contest for a failing government
[00:31] <Joedetic> it's there for the wrong reasons, i'm not in agreement with it at the moment, and until mortgage companies etc start recognising it then it's just not worth the hassle
[00:30] <Greenbox> good :)
[00:30] <Joedetic> not at the moment anyway
[00:30] <Greenbox> why not?
[00:30] <Greenbox> I thought gay marriage was legal in the uk?
[00:30] <Joedetic> the UK government rushed it in as a popularity contest for a failing government
[00:31] <Joedetic> it's there for the wrong reasons, i'm not in agreement with it at the moment, and until mortgage companies etc start recognising it then it's just not worth the hassle
Quote #53
Submitted by FuctFrom #outcasts on NoixIRC
Score: 3/10 (3 votes)
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* fuct swats unsung_0
{fuct} wake the hell up already
{pepolez} he's probably crying in the corner, sucking on his thumb
{fuct} possibly
{pepolez} chanting 'no, no, not xchat'
{fuct} wake the hell up already
{pepolez} he's probably crying in the corner, sucking on his thumb
{fuct} possibly
{pepolez} chanting 'no, no, not xchat'
Quote #8
Submitted by NeekzorFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
Score: 3/10 (2 votes)
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<sith_mike> spin the dildo
<pepolez> hmm, lemme add dildo to it :P
* fuct perks
* fuct steals the dildo
* fuct goes to corner and sets up screen
<fuct> be out in a min or 10
<pepolez> hmm, lemme add dildo to it :P
* fuct perks
* fuct steals the dildo
* fuct goes to corner and sets up screen
<fuct> be out in a min or 10
Quote #9
Submitted by NeekzorFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 3/10 (2 votes)
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<sith_mike> u drink too much :P
<neekz[afk]> spend my last couple spendable dollars aon some beer.
<neekz[afk]> and i think too much
<neekz[afk]> blame wispurs
<neekz[afk] its her fault.
<sith_mike> wispurs, i blame u
<wispurs> you should.
<neekz[afk]> spend my last couple spendable dollars aon some beer.
<neekz[afk]> and i think too much
<neekz[afk]> blame wispurs
<neekz[afk] its her fault.
<sith_mike> wispurs, i blame u
<wispurs> you should.
Quote #20
Submitted by BloxFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
Score: 3/10 (4 votes)
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[~pepolez]: bloxcannafuctdkuntz! :D
[%DKuntz]: ya know pepolez.. if you try to read that...it comes out sorta like blox can fuck dkuntz.. and thats badwrong!
[%DKuntz]: ya know pepolez.. if you try to read that...it comes out sorta like blox can fuck dkuntz.. and thats badwrong!
Quote #184
Submitted by Aesix on January 22nd, 2010From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Comment: He's learning so well :D
Score: 4/10 (2 votes)
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<Fatal> it's like
<Fatal> rotten chunky semen
<Fatal> leaking from your penis
<Fatal> rotten chunky semen
<Fatal> leaking from your penis
Quote #67
Submitted by A_newbieFrom #icannt on Icannt
Score: 4/10 (5 votes)
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<colossus> .imdb fuck
<LeBot> The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) - http://imdb.com/title/tt0029843/
<LeBot> Genre: Action/Adventure/Romance
<LeBot> Tagline: Only the rainbow can duplicate its brilliance!
<LeBot> Plot: When Prince John and the Norman Lords begin oppressing the Saxon masses in King Richard's absence, a Saxon lord fights back as the outlaw leader of a rebel guerrilla army. more
<LeBot> Rating: [********--] 8.2/10 (14,550 votes)
<LeBot> The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) - http://imdb.com/title/tt0029843/
<LeBot> Genre: Action/Adventure/Romance
<LeBot> Tagline: Only the rainbow can duplicate its brilliance!
<LeBot> Plot: When Prince John and the Norman Lords begin oppressing the Saxon masses in King Richard's absence, a Saxon lord fights back as the outlaw leader of a rebel guerrilla army. more
<LeBot> Rating: [********--] 8.2/10 (14,550 votes)
Quote #66
Submitted by A_newbieFrom #ign on Gamesurge
Comment: The discussion was actually about photography xD
Score: 4/10 (3 votes)
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<unique> (@holo`work) I prefer doing that in the darkroom
* unique remembers for out of context quoting
* unique remembers for out of context quoting
Quote #62
Submitted by PepolezFrom #ign on Gamesurge
Comment: To the tune of 'the song that never ends'
Score: 4/10 (3 votes)
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<holo`> oh this is the for loop that never ends!
<Stan`Studying> IT JUST GOES IF THEN ELSE MY FRIEND
<Stan`Studying> IT JUST GOES IF THEN ELSE MY FRIEND
Quote #58
Submitted by PepolezFrom #ign on Gamesurge
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* Freman chuckles at queenslands sex laws
<Freman> over 16 = fairgame, unless you want buttsex, has to be over 18 for that
<Freman> over 16 = fairgame, unless you want buttsex, has to be over 18 for that
Quote #15
Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 4/10 (4 votes)
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<nitsirk> my uptime would be 15 weeks bu.. oh wait it is
Quote #14
Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 4/10 (3 votes)
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<sith_mike> heya :D
<Anne`> hey mike
<Anne`> your online?
<Anne`> hey mike
<Anne`> your online?
Quote #40
Submitted by Abject_misery3From #killer-chat on Rizon
Comment: RE: Nicholas Cage In Ghost Rider
Score: 4/10 (3 votes)
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«@fuct» does nicholas cage get beheaded in real life during filming and we just haven't heard yet?
«+P2P» we're not that lucky
«@abject_misery3» wow
«@fuct» ah hell
«@abject_misery3» you really both hate that guy
«@fuct» one can hope
«+P2P» we're not that lucky
«@abject_misery3» wow
«@fuct» ah hell
«@abject_misery3» you really both hate that guy
«@fuct» one can hope
Quote #22
Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
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blox: the use of AOL is a violaton of the Internet's Terms of Service. Please stop now and review those terms at Keyword: DUMBASS
Quote #151
Submitted by Babylon on March 2nd, 2009From #fuckoff on Social-kink
Score: 4/10 (3 votes)
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{Sniper-XXX} I've had it good a few times
{Sniper-XXX} only cuz the girl was really short and petite
{fuct} anorexic midget?
{Sniper-XXX} YES
{Sniper-XXX} those are the best
{Sniper-XXX} >.<
{Sniper-XXX} only cuz the girl was really short and petite
{fuct} anorexic midget?
{Sniper-XXX} YES
{Sniper-XXX} those are the best
{Sniper-XXX} >.<
Quote #33
Submitted by PepolezFrom #ircops on LethalIRC
Comment: He thought it was one of those repeating scripts, he was wrong, it was simply boredom ^^
Score: 4/10 (4 votes)
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<F00BaR> hi
<pepolez> hi
<F00BaR> hello there
<pepolez> hello there
<F00BaR> wassup brother
<pepolez> wassup brother
<F00BaR> im gay
<pepolez> good to see you've finally come out of the closet ;)
<F00BaR> bastard
<pepolez> hi
<F00BaR> hello there
<pepolez> hello there
<F00BaR> wassup brother
<pepolez> wassup brother
<F00BaR> im gay
<pepolez> good to see you've finally come out of the closet ;)
<F00BaR> bastard
Quote #11
Submitted by NeekzorFrom unknown on Unknown
Score: 4/10 (4 votes)
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<nitsirk> fucking a
<nitsirk> i need to shave my legs;x
<nitsirk> i look like a canadian
<nitsirk> i need to shave my legs;x
<nitsirk> i look like a canadian
Quote #173
Submitted by A newbie on August 15th, 2009From real life on Real life
Score: 4/10 (3 votes)
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<darkrider> we've got to take this triangular cardboard sign with us
<a newbie> no, that is far too big for your peen
<darkrider> it folds down to a convinient size though
<a newbie> no, that is far too big for your peen
<darkrider> it folds down to a convinient size though
Quote #126
Submitted by Sixofnine on January 14th, 2009From #help on Social-kink
Score: 4/10 (4 votes)
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* Now talking on #help
* Topic for #help is: Social-Kink Help Channel. Please ask your question and someone will help you. Thanks
* ShortBusSyndrome eyes the topic
* ShortBusSyndrome then eyes fuct
* fuct gives voice to ShortBusSyndrome
<ShortBusSyndrome> fuct
<ShortBusSyndrome> where do babies come from?
* ShortBusSyndrome *innocent look*
<fuct> not my crotch
* Topic for #help is: Social-Kink Help Channel. Please ask your question and someone will help you. Thanks
* ShortBusSyndrome eyes the topic
* ShortBusSyndrome then eyes fuct
* fuct gives voice to ShortBusSyndrome
<ShortBusSyndrome> fuct
<ShortBusSyndrome> where do babies come from?
* ShortBusSyndrome *innocent look*
<fuct> not my crotch
Quote #48
Submitted by Abject_misery3From #hackers-unit3d on Hackers unit3d
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* &InFrAtRaCe hump's iBBy's leg
«@abject_misery3» hrm
«@abject_misery3» gone fag have we?
«&InFrAtRaCe» lol
«&InFrAtRaCe» yea
«&InFrAtRaCe» after i had ur mum
«&InFrAtRaCe» im never havin a chick again
«&InFrAtRaCe» hahahahaha
«@Salam» yeah, that's likely a good thing, considering your taste in women
«&InFrAtRaCe» o.o
«&InFrAtRaCe» get back in ur box
«&InFrAtRaCe» lol
«@abject_misery3» lmfao.
«@abject_misery3» hrm
«@abject_misery3» gone fag have we?
«&InFrAtRaCe» lol
«&InFrAtRaCe» yea
«&InFrAtRaCe» after i had ur mum
«&InFrAtRaCe» im never havin a chick again
«&InFrAtRaCe» hahahahaha
«@Salam» yeah, that's likely a good thing, considering your taste in women
«&InFrAtRaCe» o.o
«&InFrAtRaCe» get back in ur box
«&InFrAtRaCe» lol
«@abject_misery3» lmfao.
Quote #43
Submitted by FuctFrom #killer-chat on Rizon
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{canna} this one time...at band camp
{fuct} i never had relations w/that flute
*rouGhian handz canna a tuba
{canna} LIES!!!
{fuct} i never had relations w/that flute
*rouGhian handz canna a tuba
{canna} LIES!!!
Quote #36
Submitted by FuctFrom #outcasts on NoixIRC
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* fuct reads up and looks at TechSix
{fuct} sadly, it's true
{fuct} women are usually naggy type weirdos
* fuct has no time for that crap
{PacMan} lol fuct
{PacMan} and here I was scared shitless that you'd reem me a new cock hole
{Resident} Uh
{Resident} Isn't it a new asshole/
{Resident} ?
{PacMan} normally, but we're talking about the mistress of Satan
{fuct} sadly, it's true
{fuct} women are usually naggy type weirdos
* fuct has no time for that crap
{PacMan} lol fuct
{PacMan} and here I was scared shitless that you'd reem me a new cock hole
{Resident} Uh
{Resident} Isn't it a new asshole/
{Resident} ?
{PacMan} normally, but we're talking about the mistress of Satan
Quote #10
Submitted by NeekzorFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
Score: 4/10 (2 votes)
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<DKuntz> "I cant tie my shoes.. but I dont need to.. I pay litle people to do it for me! hehe!"
Quote #5
Submitted by NeekzorFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
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<neekzor> ill show you mine if your show me yours.
<fuct> lol
<fuct> what'cha wanna have me show ya?
<fuct> lol
<fuct> what'cha wanna have me show ya?
Quote #178
Submitted by Aesix on September 23rd, 2009From #cave on NoixIRC
Score: 4/10 (4 votes)
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|-19:52:24-| * MeltStuffDown sits on Jobe
|-19:52:46-| <MeltStuffDown> no meat, Jobe ?
|-19:52:46-| <MeltStuffDown> no meat, Jobe ?
Quote #169
Submitted by Drspice on July 3rd, 2009From #Radio on Icannt
Comment: heh heh
Score: 4/10 (7 votes)
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[11:32:35 pm] * Now talking in #Radio
[11:38:05 pm] <+Sizemon> spice
[11:38:28 pm] <&DrSpice> yoyoyo
[11:38:33 pm] <+Sizemon> you suck
[11:38:35 pm] * +Sizemon (Sizemon@Sizemon.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has left #Radio
[11:38:43 pm] * Sizemon (Sizemon@Sizemon.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has joined #Radio
[11:38:45 pm] * Derinco sets mode: +v Sizemon
[11:38:46 pm] <&DrSpice> you suck
[11:38:50 pm] <&DrSpice> !kick Sizemon
[11:38:50 pm] * Sizemon was kicked by RadioBot (Requested (DrSpice))
[11:38:54 pm] <&DrSpice> burn
[11:38:58 pm] <&DrSpice> buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn
[11:38:05 pm] <+Sizemon> spice
[11:38:28 pm] <&DrSpice> yoyoyo
[11:38:33 pm] <+Sizemon> you suck
[11:38:35 pm] * +Sizemon (Sizemon@Sizemon.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has left #Radio
[11:38:43 pm] * Sizemon (Sizemon@Sizemon.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has joined #Radio
[11:38:45 pm] * Derinco sets mode: +v Sizemon
[11:38:46 pm] <&DrSpice> you suck
[11:38:50 pm] <&DrSpice> !kick Sizemon
[11:38:50 pm] * Sizemon was kicked by RadioBot (Requested (DrSpice))
[11:38:54 pm] <&DrSpice> burn
[11:38:58 pm] <&DrSpice> buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn
Quote #171
Submitted by Drspice on July 20th, 2009From #ICannt on Icannt
Score: 4/10 (7 votes)
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[05:10:23 pm] <@Colossus> I'M NOT SAYING
[05:10:24 pm] <@Colossus> THE BAND
[05:10:25 pm] <@Colossus> JESUS
[05:10:27 pm] <@Colossus> I'M SAYING
[05:10:27 pm] <@Colossus> THE
[05:10:28 pm] * Colossus was kicked by Derinco (flood)
[05:10:28 pm] * Colossus (Colossus@Colossus.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has joined #ICannt
[05:10:28 pm] <+Theo> lol
[05:10:31 pm] <@Colossus> JESUS
[05:10:35 pm] <+Theo> WHERE?
[05:10:35 pm] <@Colossus> GOD ZIGGY, STOP TALKING
[05:10:47 pm] <+Ziggy> ironic that. you just got kicked by derinco for talking too much.
[05:10:24 pm] <@Colossus> THE BAND
[05:10:25 pm] <@Colossus> JESUS
[05:10:27 pm] <@Colossus> I'M SAYING
[05:10:27 pm] <@Colossus> THE
[05:10:28 pm] * Colossus was kicked by Derinco (flood)
[05:10:28 pm] * Colossus (Colossus@Colossus.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has joined #ICannt
[05:10:28 pm] <+Theo> lol
[05:10:31 pm] <@Colossus> JESUS
[05:10:35 pm] <+Theo> WHERE?
[05:10:35 pm] <@Colossus> GOD ZIGGY, STOP TALKING
[05:10:47 pm] <+Ziggy> ironic that. you just got kicked by derinco for talking too much.
Quote #70
Submitted by A_newbie on Febuary 8th, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
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<halfacow> i got an erection last chiro visit :$
Quote #93
Submitted by Babylon on May 6th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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{pepolez} unfortunately, i can't go to space, due to car sickness
{pepolez} so i don't get to see the sat stuff
{cuft} it's nice to see your creation, birth to mature, ain't it?
{cuft} but dude...
{pepolez} maturity is optional
{cuft} you don't get car sickness in space
{pepolez} well, sorry for trying to make a joke
{pepolez} i sincerely apologise
{pepolez} so i don't get to see the sat stuff
{cuft} it's nice to see your creation, birth to mature, ain't it?
{cuft} but dude...
{pepolez} maturity is optional
{cuft} you don't get car sickness in space
{pepolez} well, sorry for trying to make a joke
{pepolez} i sincerely apologise
Quote #189
Submitted by Dicko on Febuary 4th, 2010From #icannt on Icannt
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<~DrSpice> pcmattman
<~DrSpice> you 'round?
<+Jamie`> no he's not
<+Jamie`> leave a message
<+Jamie`> and kill yourself
<~DrSpice> you 'round?
<+Jamie`> no he's not
<+Jamie`> leave a message
<+Jamie`> and kill yourself
Quote #50
Submitted by PepolezFrom unknown on Unknown
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<PC^God> unix is user friendly. It's just picky about who it calls its friends
Quote #162
Submitted by Theo on April 27th, 2009From #Icannt on Icannt
Comment: Colossus got hit by a car this morning and I am complaining I had a bad morning because I dropped my toast on the floor.
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[10:08] <Theo> man I am not having a good morning
[10:09] <Theo> can't see Em, no good breakfast food, dropped my toast
[10:09] <Colossus> lol
[10:09] <Theo> baw indeed
[10:09] <Colossus> you're not having a good morning?
[10:09] <Theo> oh right
[10:09] <Theo> I didn't get hit by a car
[10:09] <Theo> but still
[10:09] <Colossus> ^_^
[10:09] <Colossus> We can change that
[10:09] <Nefarious> rofl
[10:09] <Theo> can't see Em, no good breakfast food, dropped my toast
[10:09] <Colossus> lol
[10:09] <Theo> baw indeed
[10:09] <Colossus> you're not having a good morning?
[10:09] <Theo> oh right
[10:09] <Theo> I didn't get hit by a car
[10:09] <Theo> but still
[10:09] <Colossus> ^_^
[10:09] <Colossus> We can change that
[10:09] <Nefarious> rofl
Quote #104
Submitted by Fuct on September 9th, 2008From #theodf on Social-kink
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{Ashlie} i've fornicated with all three labor groups to keep morale up.
Quote #105
Submitted by Fuct on September 22nd, 2008From #otherdamnroom on NoixIRC
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{Tor} its like a cock on the door.
{Tor} sock*
{Tor} o.o
{Tor} not cock.
{Mat} XD
î%80%82 Mat rams Tor's cock in the door.
{Mat} You asked for it.
{Mat} I just supplied the force.
{Tor} sock*
{Tor} o.o
{Tor} not cock.
{Mat} XD
î%80%82 Mat rams Tor's cock in the door.
{Mat} You asked for it.
{Mat} I just supplied the force.
Quote #61
Submitted by PepolezFrom #outcasts on NoixIRC
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* AeSix staples pepolez to rouGhian's forehead
<pepolez> :/
<AeSix> now THERES a nice look for you rouGhian
<pepolez> nah, that's just me, he still looks bad
<pepolez> :/
<AeSix> now THERES a nice look for you rouGhian
<pepolez> nah, that's just me, he still looks bad
Quote #103
Submitted by Zordberg on August 15th, 2008From #social-kink on Social kink
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17:04 * SixOfNine yawns
17:04 SixOfNine i think i will attempt a nap type thing or something
17:04 * Zordberg jams a penis shapped lollypop in SixOfNine's mouth
17:05 * SixOfNine sinks teeth in
17:05 SixOfNine i never did grasp the concept of sucking on hard candy
17:05 Zordberg maybe it was a gummy lolly?
17:06 SixOfNine doesn't that defeat the purpose of something hard to suck on?
17:06 Amon^Di you would have done better to stuff ya real thing in there.... she would have just sucked it till she went nite nite
17:06 SixOfNine and what Amon just said
17:06 SixOfNine like a damned pacifier.
17:06 * SixOfNine nods
17:04 SixOfNine i think i will attempt a nap type thing or something
17:04 * Zordberg jams a penis shapped lollypop in SixOfNine's mouth
17:05 * SixOfNine sinks teeth in
17:05 SixOfNine i never did grasp the concept of sucking on hard candy
17:05 Zordberg maybe it was a gummy lolly?
17:06 SixOfNine doesn't that defeat the purpose of something hard to suck on?
17:06 Amon^Di you would have done better to stuff ya real thing in there.... she would have just sucked it till she went nite nite
17:06 SixOfNine and what Amon just said
17:06 SixOfNine like a damned pacifier.
17:06 * SixOfNine nods
Quote #64
Submitted by Kx14From unknown on Unknown
Comment: script kiddie in the making...
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< nazgjunk> RedTee, you ask a question about DOS'ing with ping, without knowing what ping is
<RedTee> its not what im asking FFS
<RedTee> DO I need dos to preform a DOS attack!?!?!?!?!
<RedTee> its not what im asking FFS
<RedTee> DO I need dos to preform a DOS attack!?!?!?!?!
Quote #97
Submitted by Babylon on May 20th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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{[99]} could just drop him off in deadhorse in a few months
{rouGhian} could juz drop a dead horse on him
{[99]} lol
{fuct} what was that?
{fuct} shoot him up with horse until he drops dead?
{rouGhian} could juz drop a dead horse on him
{[99]} lol
{fuct} what was that?
{fuct} shoot him up with horse until he drops dead?
Quote #17
Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
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<nitsirk> id send all the bitching niggers back to africa
<nitsirk> and see how they like it there
<nitsirk> and all the mexicans back to mexico
<nitsirk> and build a 20ft tall fence with barbed wire all over it.
<nitsirk> and id just go ahead and kill all the stupid criminals that need to die
<nitsirk> cuz im sick of paying for them to be alive
<nitsirk> and see how they like it there
<nitsirk> and all the mexicans back to mexico
<nitsirk> and build a 20ft tall fence with barbed wire all over it.
<nitsirk> and id just go ahead and kill all the stupid criminals that need to die
<nitsirk> cuz im sick of paying for them to be alive
Quote #87
Submitted by Chris_be on April 8th, 2008From #toxicantidote on XploitIRC
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[10:08:01 pm] * +fuct is away: playing with my... erm... spending a lil' time w/myself ;)...
Quote #122
Submitted by Planb on January 4th, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
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{Sniper-XXX} L|LM|zz, ilu more than fuct
{L|LM|zz} hello Sniper
{Sniper-XXX} :P
{L|LM|zz} lmao
{L|LM|zz} no u dont
{L|LM|zz} u just think u do
{Sniper-XXX} just...swallow my lies
{L|LM|zz} hello Sniper
{Sniper-XXX} :P
{L|LM|zz} lmao
{L|LM|zz} no u dont
{L|LM|zz} u just think u do
{Sniper-XXX} just...swallow my lies
Quote #84
Submitted by Fuct on March 20th, 2008From #Travian on NoixIRC
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{OOk} grrr iid pass out but 6xaxe boy migh come for me when i zzzzzzzzzz
{OOk} nozzzzzzz for the trav playa!
{Leah} go to bed
{Leah} BEEEEEEEEEEDDDD
{OOk} nevarrrrr!!@@!!
{fuct} you know you play a game too much when...
{OOk} fuct :(
{fuct} it's apparently like world of warcrack for some people
{Leah} lmao
{Leah} I can see
{OOk} Grrr
{fuct} we'll nickname travian "methian"
{OOk} i wen out!
{Leah} lmao
{OOk} !!!
{OOk} i did :(
* OOk is now known as Travianphetamine
{Travianphetamine} !
* Travianphetamine is now known as Travaphetamine
{Travaphetamine} don hate :9
{OOk} nozzzzzzz for the trav playa!
{Leah} go to bed
{Leah} BEEEEEEEEEEDDDD
{OOk} nevarrrrr!!@@!!
{fuct} you know you play a game too much when...
{OOk} fuct :(
{fuct} it's apparently like world of warcrack for some people
{Leah} lmao
{Leah} I can see
{OOk} Grrr
{fuct} we'll nickname travian "methian"
{OOk} i wen out!
{Leah} lmao
{OOk} !!!
{OOk} i did :(
* OOk is now known as Travianphetamine
{Travianphetamine} !
* Travianphetamine is now known as Travaphetamine
{Travaphetamine} don hate :9
Quote #142
Submitted by Babylon on January 21st, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
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* AeSix teabags DeRais
* DeRais slaps AeSix
{DeRais} you fucking packet monkey
{DeRais} wtf were you thinking.
{DeRais} you're fired.
{DeRais} on that note.
* DeRais teabags AeSix.
{DeRais} oh and if you get mad and decide to packet us, packet .....idk something thats not a hub.
* DeRais slaps AeSix
{DeRais} you fucking packet monkey
{DeRais} wtf were you thinking.
{DeRais} you're fired.
{DeRais} on that note.
* DeRais teabags AeSix.
{DeRais} oh and if you get mad and decide to packet us, packet .....idk something thats not a hub.
Quote #109
Submitted by Pepolez on October 22nd, 2008From #asylum on Winchat
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-Global- Random Quote: "America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week." (Evan Esar)
Quote #72
Submitted by A_newbie on Febuary 14th, 2008From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Comment: fuct is hardly ever on IRC anymore
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<AeSix> hi pepolez fuct is here
<pepolez> heh
<pepolez> her presence is becoming almost as rare as an intelligent american
<pepolez> heh
<pepolez> her presence is becoming almost as rare as an intelligent american
Quote #39
Submitted by F00barFrom Private message on IRC3k
Comment: He is what his nick says he is
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(Stewped) why dont you just do what your told i've proved you wrong everytime you have opened your mouth are you a romanian 13 yearold script kiddie
Quote #42
Submitted by PepolezFrom #outcasts on NoixIRC
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<pepolez> who needs inflatables and porn when you have a photographic memory :D
<Ni]-[iL> who needs inflatables when theres a whole produce department at every grocery store
<Ni]-[iL> who needs inflatables when theres a whole produce department at every grocery store
Quote #90
Submitted by Meh on April 17th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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*** pepolez has joined #alienworkshop
<StarFox> hey pepolez
<StarFox> ya there?
<pepolez> nah
<pepolez> i just joined so my pc would warm up my room
<StarFox> hey pepolez
<StarFox> ya there?
<pepolez> nah
<pepolez> i just joined so my pc would warm up my room
Quote #18
Submitted by BloxFrom unknown on Unknown
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[%DKuntz]: masturbate for war
Quote #150
Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 17th, 2009From #killer-<pvt channel> on Rizon
Comment: fucty was happy the village idiot got fired at work.
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{fuct} <<< if knee wouldn't have gone out, i'd have done back flips
{fuct} that and the boobs would have caused weird momentum and i'd have landed on my face in a filing cabinet or something.
{Gearhead} pfft, they prob would have flogged you to death in the aftermath
{fuct} that and the boobs would have caused weird momentum and i'd have landed on my face in a filing cabinet or something.
{Gearhead} pfft, they prob would have flogged you to death in the aftermath
Quote #44
Submitted by FuctFrom #Southern_Flirts on Icq
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* ShadowWo|f is now known as Sexy^Wench
* rouGhian (0_o)
* rouGhian does NOT ask
<Sexy^Wench> lol
<Sexy^Wench> you lke??
<rouGhian> ya cross dressin' on me bro?
<Sexy^Wench> rofl
<Sexy^Wench> how do i look?
<Sexy^Wench> you like my fishnet stockings
<rouGhian> as bad as Wesley Snipes in To Wong Foo
* rouGhian (0_o)
* rouGhian does NOT ask
<Sexy^Wench> lol
<Sexy^Wench> you lke??
<rouGhian> ya cross dressin' on me bro?
<Sexy^Wench> rofl
<Sexy^Wench> how do i look?
<Sexy^Wench> you like my fishnet stockings
<rouGhian> as bad as Wesley Snipes in To Wong Foo
Quote #143
Submitted by Babylon on January 28th, 2009From #badgirls on Social-kink
Comment: In response to Argh's "mammoth penis" comment(s)
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{murmur{I}} when that time your wife signed in? she was like
{murmur{I}} 'medium sized. but he sometimes pulls out when he remembers to go take the trash out'
{murmur{I}} 'medium sized. but he sometimes pulls out when he remembers to go take the trash out'
Quote #85
Submitted by Fuct on March 26th, 2008From #museum on Icq
Comment: Typical MunK interjection...
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î%80%82 crush_groove bleeds for fuct
* fuct drinks?
{fuct} :P
î%80%82 crush_groove kisses?
î%80%82 MunK sniffs one of Kells tampons
{jewel`{F}} ewwwwwwwwww
* fuct drinks?
{fuct} :P
î%80%82 crush_groove kisses?
î%80%82 MunK sniffs one of Kells tampons
{jewel`{F}} ewwwwwwwwww
Quote #92
Submitted by Ab3 on April 28th, 2008From #killer-chat on Rizon
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<fuct> he is getting a tshirt for his birthday
<fuct> "i spent nine months in the hole"
<fuct> my sister will even let him wear it in public
<keltic> lol
<keltic> that is good
* fuct nods
<fuct> i thought so
<fuct> she wanted the "playground pimp" one for him
<fuct> but i was like... i dunno
<keltic> she willlet him
<fuct> he's four... he doesn't need whores
<fuct> ya know?
<keltic> that would be good
<fuct> lol
<fuct> "i spent nine months in the hole"
<fuct> my sister will even let him wear it in public
<keltic> lol
<keltic> that is good
* fuct nods
<fuct> i thought so
<fuct> she wanted the "playground pimp" one for him
<fuct> but i was like... i dunno
<keltic> she willlet him
<fuct> he's four... he doesn't need whores
<fuct> ya know?
<keltic> that would be good
<fuct> lol
Quote #41
Submitted by FuctFrom #killer-chat on Rizon
Comment: should i mention that we were discussing the movie Ghost Rider, or... shall we just leave it out of context? ;)
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{PHSYZM1C} well i liked nicholas when he had the flaming head
{PHSYZM1C} hehehe
{PHSYZM1C} or um
{PHSYZM1C} hehehe
{PHSYZM1C} or um
Quote #54
Submitted by PepolezFrom #ign on Gamesurge
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<Chookz> mk, when you go to console just do record JoeBloggsHax1 or something.
<nick76> yer i watched it also
<a_newbie> there was some guy named joe bloggs hacking on css the other day :/
<nick76> i typed play
<Chookz> it'll go to your steam\steamapps\<emailhere>\counter-strike\cstrike I believe
<Chookz> either winzip or winrar it to make it far smaller and upload it to that link above.
* rsy unzips Chookz
<rsy> actually no
<rsy> that sounded quite bad
<nick76> yer i watched it also
<a_newbie> there was some guy named joe bloggs hacking on css the other day :/
<nick76> i typed play
<Chookz> it'll go to your steam\steamapps\<emailhere>\counter-strike\cstrike I believe
<Chookz> either winzip or winrar it to make it far smaller and upload it to that link above.
* rsy unzips Chookz
<rsy> actually no
<rsy> that sounded quite bad
Quote #164
Submitted by Nibbler on May 10th, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
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<danger> this is my rake face
Quote #38
Submitted by FuctFrom #killer-something on Rizon
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{abject_misery3} holy fucking shit
abject_misery3 is listening to tool
{abject_misery3} for THE first time
{abject_misery3} in
{abject_misery3} i fuckin shit you not
{abject_misery3} 8 months
{abject_misery3} it's like sex to the ears
{fuct} lmmfao
{fuct} sex to the ears is more... well
{fuct} we won't get into that
abject_misery3 is listening to tool
{abject_misery3} for THE first time
{abject_misery3} in
{abject_misery3} i fuckin shit you not
{abject_misery3} 8 months
{abject_misery3} it's like sex to the ears
{fuct} lmmfao
{fuct} sex to the ears is more... well
{fuct} we won't get into that
Quote #2
Submitted by NeekzorFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
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<neekzor> pepolez: kristin has had a windows box up 60 days.
<neekzor> fear her eliteness.
<pepolez> SHES A WITCH!
* pepolez grabs pitchfork
* nitsirk curses you
<neekzor> fear her eliteness.
<pepolez> SHES A WITCH!
* pepolez grabs pitchfork
* nitsirk curses you
Quote #45
Submitted by FuctFrom #killer-chat on Rizon
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{{kd}killem} ok fuck can,t get this printer too work
{micro} what kind
{micro} she is at work
{{kd}killem} laughing out loud
{{kd}killem} no fuck fuck i can,t get it too work
{{kd}killem} laughing out loud
{micro} all
{micro} hey what kind
{{kd}killem} hp photosmart d7160
{micro} you install the drive
{micro} driver
{{kd}killem} working on it
{{kd}killem} dl it from hp
{{kd}killem} but it not work
{{kd}killem} grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
{micro} that has to be install before printer will work
{{kd}killem} yes i no laughing out loud
{micro} ok
{micro} just messing with ya
{{kd}killem} laughing out loud
{{kd}killem} it say the device is not ready?
{micro} unplug it
{micro} plug it back in
{micro} what OS
{micro} xp Pro
{{kd}killem} yes
{micro} unplug it
{micro} then plug it back in
? {kd}killem has quit (Quit: ..::KD-§çrìpâ%80 3.20 on MIRC 6.2::....:: http://www.killer-downloads.net ::..)
{micro} not the computer
{micro} what kind
{micro} she is at work
{{kd}killem} laughing out loud
{{kd}killem} no fuck fuck i can,t get it too work
{{kd}killem} laughing out loud
{micro} all
{micro} hey what kind
{{kd}killem} hp photosmart d7160
{micro} you install the drive
{micro} driver
{{kd}killem} working on it
{{kd}killem} dl it from hp
{{kd}killem} but it not work
{{kd}killem} grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
{micro} that has to be install before printer will work
{{kd}killem} yes i no laughing out loud
{micro} ok
{micro} just messing with ya
{{kd}killem} laughing out loud
{{kd}killem} it say the device is not ready?
{micro} unplug it
{micro} plug it back in
{micro} what OS
{micro} xp Pro
{{kd}killem} yes
{micro} unplug it
{micro} then plug it back in
? {kd}killem has quit (Quit: ..::KD-§çrìpâ%80 3.20 on MIRC 6.2::....:: http://www.killer-downloads.net ::..)
{micro} not the computer
Quote #170
Submitted by Nibbler on July 16th, 2009From #gamesonnet on Gamesurge
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<Mythor> need an optus or agile port to get naked jambo
<jambo|work> actually you only need a bottle of vodka and i'm yours!
<jambo|work> actually you only need a bottle of vodka and i'm yours!
Quote #110
Submitted by Pepolez on November 3rd, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
Comment: AI bots know the reason :D
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<corrupted> no network because microsoft has all those hackers and russian liberation movement
Quote #177
Submitted by Aesix on September 3rd, 2009From #outcasts on NoixIRC
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|-00:05:31-| <Darkheart> theyre tasty pickles
|-00:05:34-| <Ae6> not really a good source of nutrients :S
|-00:05:36-| <Darkheart> my own special tasty brine
|-00:05:37-| <Darkheart> but yea
|-00:05:41-| <Darkheart> not good source of nutrients
|-00:05:42-| <Darkheart> ;x
|-00:05:42-| <Ae6> LOL
|-00:06:03-| <Ae6> theres two things that say you're no longer hungry
|-00:06:09-| <xcalibr> why did i read that with such a pervy inflection
|-00:06:12-| <xcalibr> Ae6 is rubbing off on me
Quote #78
Submitted by A_newbie on March 1st, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
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<holo`> hype is overrated
Quote #118
Submitted by Planb on December 3rd, 2008From #TPPC on NoixIRC
Comment: we may have been mocking emoness.
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*BBQPidgey swears to give up writing poems forever, and writes a poem about it.
Quote #89
Submitted by Fuct on April 12th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
Score: 6/10 (4 votes)
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{unsung_0} Die.
î%80%82 LiLM|zzBusted cant die
î%80%82 unsung_0 moves LiLM|zzBusted aside
î%80%82 LiLM|zzBusted cant die
î%80%82 unsung_0 moves LiLM|zzBusted aside
Quote #106
Submitted by Fuct on September 24th, 2008From #badgirls on Social-kink
Score: 6/10 (5 votes)
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{Luke} but i'd bet most guys have attempted fellating a phallic object at some point
{Luke} yes, i figured, murms :p
{murmur} really?
{murmur} why?
{Luke} 'coz guys are obsessed with dicks
{murmur} doesn't mean they all want to stick them in their mouths
{murmur} some, sure
{Luke} i see it all the time
{Luke} guys tongueing coke bottles and such
{Lysander} DOn't be stupid. Coke bottle is obviously cunt
{Luke} yes, i figured, murms :p
{murmur} really?
{murmur} why?
{Luke} 'coz guys are obsessed with dicks
{murmur} doesn't mean they all want to stick them in their mouths
{murmur} some, sure
{Luke} i see it all the time
{Luke} guys tongueing coke bottles and such
{Lysander} DOn't be stupid. Coke bottle is obviously cunt
Quote #88
Submitted by Chris_be on April 9th, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
Score: 6/10 (7 votes)
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<@Freman> SPAM: Subject: Library of 200000 hd videos. DOWNLOAD TO YOUR IPOD/PSP
<@Freman> WTF is the point of a high definition of a 1.5 inch movie?
<@Freman> OMG I can see the boobie pixel so clearly
<Chris_be|Away> rofl
<@Freman> WTF is the point of a high definition of a 1.5 inch movie?
<@Freman> OMG I can see the boobie pixel so clearly
<Chris_be|Away> rofl
Quote #23
Submitted by BloxFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
Score: 6/10 (1 vote)
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(~pepolez): hoorah! the forking fucking finally works!
Quote #190
Submitted by Pink`string on March 28th, 2010From #kitchen on Com
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{layla} last summer sarah and i were at some restaurant....and these people started talking to us..
{layla} they had this little boy..he was about...8? 9? he was so cute and very polite and he wanted in the convo so bad...
{layla} "This one time...before i was born....."
{layla} and started chattering about something
{layla} it was SO CUTE
{Lili} awww
{Lili} Ody will be like that
{Lili} 'this one time'
{Lili} 'before i was born'
{Lili} 'i weighed 30 pounds'
{Lili} 'my mom was a little uncomfortable'
{layla} they had this little boy..he was about...8? 9? he was so cute and very polite and he wanted in the convo so bad...
{layla} "This one time...before i was born....."
{layla} and started chattering about something
{layla} it was SO CUTE
{Lili} awww
{Lili} Ody will be like that
{Lili} 'this one time'
{Lili} 'before i was born'
{Lili} 'i weighed 30 pounds'
{Lili} 'my mom was a little uncomfortable'
Quote #35
Submitted by FuctFrom killer-something on Rizon
Comment: when idgits start to think they can't be replaced...
Score: 6/10 (5 votes)
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<{kd}yosomedude> i'm tired of you being i dick to me your channel is not the only one on mirc
<OVRWRKD69> then fuck off and quit whining
<OVRWRKD69> i never banned you asshole
<OVRWRKD69> be gone
<OVRWRKD69> then fuck off and quit whining
<OVRWRKD69> i never banned you asshole
<OVRWRKD69> be gone
Quote #119
Submitted by Chris_be on December 6th, 2008From #ICannt on Icannt
Score: 6/10 (7 votes)
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[08:37:58 pm] <@Chris_be> Oh hai there
[08:38:09 pm] <@Jayson> hai thar Chris_timeout
[08:38:12 pm] <+NewTiberian> endianness sucks
[08:38:21 pm] <@Chris_be> It's not my fault I'm capped!
[08:39:08 pm] <+NewTiberian> yes it is
[08:43:38 pm] * @Jayson`BotMANNNNN (jayson@Jayson.Loves.Windows) Quit (Ping timeout)
[08:43:49 pm] <@Chris_be> hai thar Jayson_timeout
[08:44:07 pm] * @Jayson (~jayso@Jayson.Loves.Windows) Quit (Ping timeout)
[08:44:10 pm] <+NewTiberian> rofl
[08:44:17 pm] <+NewTiberian> fail
[08:44:20 pm] <+NewTiberian> Chris_be
[08:44:24 pm] <@Chris_be> shh
[08:44:26 pm] <@Chris_be> when he's back ;)
[08:44:29 pm] <+NewTiberian> you totally have something on him when he comes back
[08:44:35 pm] <@Chris_be> OH YEAH
[08:44:57 pm] <+Grover> rofl
[08:44:58 pm] <+Grover> fail
[08:44:59 pm] <+Grover> EPIC
[08:38:09 pm] <@Jayson> hai thar Chris_timeout
[08:38:12 pm] <+NewTiberian> endianness sucks
[08:38:21 pm] <@Chris_be> It's not my fault I'm capped!
[08:39:08 pm] <+NewTiberian> yes it is
[08:43:38 pm] * @Jayson`BotMANNNNN (jayson@Jayson.Loves.Windows) Quit (Ping timeout)
[08:43:49 pm] <@Chris_be> hai thar Jayson_timeout
[08:44:07 pm] * @Jayson (~jayso@Jayson.Loves.Windows) Quit (Ping timeout)
[08:44:10 pm] <+NewTiberian> rofl
[08:44:17 pm] <+NewTiberian> fail
[08:44:20 pm] <+NewTiberian> Chris_be
[08:44:24 pm] <@Chris_be> shh
[08:44:26 pm] <@Chris_be> when he's back ;)
[08:44:29 pm] <+NewTiberian> you totally have something on him when he comes back
[08:44:35 pm] <@Chris_be> OH YEAH
[08:44:57 pm] <+Grover> rofl
[08:44:58 pm] <+Grover> fail
[08:44:59 pm] <+Grover> EPIC
Quote #94
Submitted by Babylon on May 6th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
Score: 6/10 (5 votes)
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{Amon^Di} no snugglin me unless you have a good sized set of boobies
{fuct} he does
* fuct hides from cuft
{Amon^Di} lol
{pepolez} i hope for your sake he shaved his boobs recently
{fuct} he does
* fuct hides from cuft
{Amon^Di} lol
{pepolez} i hope for your sake he shaved his boobs recently
Quote #28
Submitted by PepolezFrom #support on OflooIRC
Comment: continued discussion from quote #57
Score: 6/10 (3 votes)
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<s00p> do the electrons like vodka?
Quote #161
Submitted by Nibbler on April 22nd, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 6/10 (4 votes)
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<Theo> disappointed
<Theo> lost my boner
<nibbler> what? the strap came loose?
<Theo> lost my boner
<nibbler> what? the strap came loose?
Quote #101
Submitted by Babylon on June 10th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
Score: 6/10 (5 votes)
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* fuct pokes at Tak instead
î%80%82 rouGhian also pokez TaK{AWAY} ...damn peer pressure
î%80%82 rouGhian pokez @ TaK{AWAY} wif the USB 1.1 hot swappable pecker
î%80%82 TaK{AWAY} smaxxx rouGhian around a bit with his USB-3.0 hot swappable pecker!
{rouGhian} showoff
î%80%82 rouGhian also pokez TaK{AWAY} ...damn peer pressure
î%80%82 rouGhian pokez @ TaK{AWAY} wif the USB 1.1 hot swappable pecker
î%80%82 TaK{AWAY} smaxxx rouGhian around a bit with his USB-3.0 hot swappable pecker!
{rouGhian} showoff
Quote #32
Submitted by FuctFrom #killer-something on Rizon
Score: 6/10 (3 votes)
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{stattest} Upcoming:
{stattest} Upcoming:
{stattest} Upcoming:
{Gearhead} oooh, I heard that was REALLY good
{fuct} i heard the second one was better than the other two
{fuct} :P
{OVRWRKD69} idiots
{OVRWRKD69} it's a trillogy
{Gearhead} lmfao
{OVRWRKD69} sheesh
{fuct} haha
{OVRWRKD69} the third one is always best
{stattest} Upcoming:
{stattest} Upcoming:
{Gearhead} oooh, I heard that was REALLY good
{fuct} i heard the second one was better than the other two
{fuct} :P
{OVRWRKD69} idiots
{OVRWRKD69} it's a trillogy
{Gearhead} lmfao
{OVRWRKD69} sheesh
{fuct} haha
{OVRWRKD69} the third one is always best
Quote #37
Submitted by FuctFrom #killer-chat on Rizon
Score: 6/10 (3 votes)
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{abject_misery3} i had chick-fil-a
{abject_misery3} tonight for dinner
{fuct} a WHAT?
{fuct} that looks like you had a woman for dinner
{abject_misery3} it was SOooooOOOOOOooooo good
{fuct} and while that isn't a bad idea
{abject_misery3} i haven't had it in YEARS
{fuct} i'm not sure i need to... omg
{abject_misery3} haha
{fuct} you made it worse
{abject_misery3} tonight for dinner
{fuct} a WHAT?
{fuct} that looks like you had a woman for dinner
{abject_misery3} it was SOooooOOOOOOooooo good
{fuct} and while that isn't a bad idea
{abject_misery3} i haven't had it in YEARS
{fuct} i'm not sure i need to... omg
{abject_misery3} haha
{fuct} you made it worse
Quote #29
Submitted by PepolezFrom #ign on Gamesurge
Score: 6/10 (4 votes)
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<Freman> just trying to show i'm in the xmas spirit...
<Freman> *shudders*
<sid> lol
<sid> put some tinsel on your bike then :)
<Freman> I'd pull the tree out before I did that
<Freman> speaking of which - anyone want an xmas tree? It's only been used twice...
<Freman> still has heaps of milage on it
<Freman> near new (c:
<wess> anyone want my mum?
<Freman> I'll throw in all the decorations and the singing lights
<Freman> sounds like a fair swap wess
<wess> deal
<wess> you can have the 55 yr old hag and ill take that tree
<sid> no selling or advertising in here please Freman :)
<wess> were not selling , just offering a trade in
<UgLyPuNk> Ill take the tree for $5 if Wess throws in his mum
<wess> deal on my side
<sid> i think Freman is working out the depreciation on the tree at the moment
<Freman> actually I'm working out the cost of shipping vs cost of a can of fuel and a match
<Freman> *shudders*
<sid> lol
<sid> put some tinsel on your bike then :)
<Freman> I'd pull the tree out before I did that
<Freman> speaking of which - anyone want an xmas tree? It's only been used twice...
<Freman> still has heaps of milage on it
<Freman> near new (c:
<wess> anyone want my mum?
<Freman> I'll throw in all the decorations and the singing lights
<Freman> sounds like a fair swap wess
<wess> deal
<wess> you can have the 55 yr old hag and ill take that tree
<sid> no selling or advertising in here please Freman :)
<wess> were not selling , just offering a trade in
<UgLyPuNk> Ill take the tree for $5 if Wess throws in his mum
<wess> deal on my side
<sid> i think Freman is working out the depreciation on the tree at the moment
<Freman> actually I'm working out the cost of shipping vs cost of a can of fuel and a match
Quote #76
Submitted by Pepolez on Febuary 19th, 2008From #asylum on Winchat
Score: 6/10 (3 votes)
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* Now talking on #asylum
* Topic for #asylum is: Coding in C is like sending a 3 year old to do groceries. You gotta tell them exactly what you want or you'll end up with a cupboard full of pop tarts and pancake mix.
* Topic for #asylum is: Coding in C is like sending a 3 year old to do groceries. You gotta tell them exactly what you want or you'll end up with a cupboard full of pop tarts and pancake mix.
Quote #69
Submitted by Meh on Febuary 7th, 2008From #lobby on Staticbox
Score: 6/10 (3 votes)
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<jerrcs> what to wear..
<imnotjello> nothing
<jerrcs> no
<jerrcs> i have to wear something today
<imnotjello> nothing
<jerrcs> no
<jerrcs> i have to wear something today
Quote #65
Submitted by PepolezFrom #lobby on AtlantisIRC
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<+Xklark> do many people have uncircumsised penises
<+CoLiN> I had mine done by my school.
<+CoLiN> I had mine done by my school.
Quote #57
Submitted by PepolezFrom #asylum on Winchat
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<Bone> i have a joke for christmas
<Bone> 3 men die on christmas eve and are met by st peter at the pearly gates who decides they need to show something to do with christmas before they can enter
<Bone> the first pulls a cigarette lighter from his pocket and lights it and says "this is a candle"
<Bone> st peter lets him enter
<Bone> the second finds his keys and jingles them saying "these are bells"
<Bone> st peter also lets him enter
<Bone> the third man fumbles nervously through his pockets and finally finds a pair of womens knickers and holds them up
<Bone> st perter says "what has that to do with christmas?"
<Bone> he smiles and says "they are Carol's"
<Bone> st peter lets him pass
<Bone> 3 men die on christmas eve and are met by st peter at the pearly gates who decides they need to show something to do with christmas before they can enter
<Bone> the first pulls a cigarette lighter from his pocket and lights it and says "this is a candle"
<Bone> st peter lets him enter
<Bone> the second finds his keys and jingles them saying "these are bells"
<Bone> st peter also lets him enter
<Bone> the third man fumbles nervously through his pockets and finally finds a pair of womens knickers and holds them up
<Bone> st perter says "what has that to do with christmas?"
<Bone> he smiles and says "they are Carol's"
<Bone> st peter lets him pass
Quote #120
Submitted by Planb on December 29th, 2008From #badgirls on Social-kink
Score: 6/10 (3 votes)
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* Argh busts a cap in R
* murmur{I} stabs Argh in the crotch
* Argh cleans up with tissue
* murmur{I} passes a few more tissues ?
{murmur{I}} :P
{Argh} you would NEVER do that to my crotch if you knew it well.
{murmur{I}} oh lolol
{Argh} in fact you might have offended the Argh Crotch fanclub
{Zordberg{s}c} which consists of...
{Argh} at LEAST two people !
{Argh} (since 1969)
* murmur{I} stabs Argh in the crotch
* Argh cleans up with tissue
* murmur{I} passes a few more tissues ?
{murmur{I}} :P
{Argh} you would NEVER do that to my crotch if you knew it well.
{murmur{I}} oh lolol
{Argh} in fact you might have offended the Argh Crotch fanclub
{Zordberg{s}c} which consists of...
{Argh} at LEAST two people !
{Argh} (since 1969)
Quote #149
Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 17th, 2009From #fuckoff on Social-kink
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** fuct slide a double double & a box of a dozen timbits to rouGhian
** rouGhian pourz a shot of cognac or 2 in2 that double double as he buries his sorrow in the box of timbitz
{fuct} lol
fuct hands tissue to dry up the timbits
{fuct} is hard to eat soggy timbits, you know.
{rouGhian} this is true
{rouGhian} & is a waste of perfectly good timbitz
** rouGhian snarfz away
** rouGhian coughz up the tissue................along wif fuct 'z arm
{rouGhian} my bad
** rouGhian wipez fuct down wif a moist, lemon-scented towelette
fuct laughs
{fuct} ty, ty
fuct lemony fresh!
** rouGhian pourz a shot of cognac or 2 in2 that double double as he buries his sorrow in the box of timbitz
{fuct} lol
fuct hands tissue to dry up the timbits
{fuct} is hard to eat soggy timbits, you know.
{rouGhian} this is true
{rouGhian} & is a waste of perfectly good timbitz
** rouGhian snarfz away
** rouGhian coughz up the tissue................along wif fuct 'z arm
{rouGhian} my bad
** rouGhian wipez fuct down wif a moist, lemon-scented towelette
fuct laughs
{fuct} ty, ty
fuct lemony fresh!
Quote #52
Submitted by UnknownFrom unknown on Unknown
Comment: Post rebuild test quote
Score: 6/10 (3 votes)
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Procrastination is like masturbation - it's fun until you realise you're fucking yourself!
Quote #46
Submitted by BloxFrom #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
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<pepolez> is it just me or does 'you wont need one, im gentle' sound like something a rapist would say? :/
Quote #1
Submitted by PepolezFrom #chat on Shadow-dragon
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<Yodee> I bet it'd be hard to type with socks on your hands.
<Zero> You know what's even harder?
<Zero> Typing with condoms AND socks on your hands
<Zero> You know what's even harder?
<Zero> Typing with condoms AND socks on your hands