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Quote #197

Submitted by Bexi on July 13th, 2010
From #loungeroom on #real life
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<bexi>you don't even play fps
<micolous> yes I do
<bexi> you don't even play games, the only one you play is that annoying one that gm likes!
<nibbler> what TF2?
<bexi><micolous> HAHAHAHA
*bexi facepalms*
<nibbler> are we still having snu snu tonight?
<micolous> <bexi> HAHAHA!
<nibbler> fine i'll do it myself, lefty never says no.


Quote #196

Submitted by Narcissa on July 2nd, 2010
From #haha on Sexnet
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(mysty): status... some people thrive on it
(KnkyKayla): lol
(layla): you can see those people pitching a fit at the grocery store "do you know who i am? i am an op in 15 irc channels so you GIVE ME MY DOUBLE COUPONS"


Quote #195

Submitted by Aesix on July 2nd, 2010
From #tastycakes on Org
Comment: in response to posting of #183 in the room
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|-23:27:09-| <pink`string> i did NOT need to know lil' fetal has hair on his balls, ffs.
|-23:27:18-| * pink`string trauma, continues faceboob.
|-23:27:31-| <L> i don't even known fetal and i didnt need to know his ball hair was long enough to catch in his jeans
|-23:27:44-| <pink`string> LOL
|-23:27:59-| * L is thinking 'AFRO" now
|-23:28:03-| <pink`string> omg.
|-23:28:04-| <{lynx}> ............


Quote #194

Submitted by Anonymous on July 2nd, 2010
From #tastycakes on Sexnet
Comment: *just shakes his heads*
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<AeSix> see, this is the problem with fur fantasies
<AeSix> you always get little bites on your cock
<layla> there IS NO PROBLEM with fur fantasies.
* layla wants heather to dress as a kangaroo
<AeSix> or if you're female, the fleas just lay eggs in your vag folds
* layla has a lil bit of an marsupial fetish


Quote #193

Submitted by Khyel on June 10th, 2010
From #IRL on Nibbler@home
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<Movie> The game is over Mr. Smith
Alex, Bec & Khyel: AUGH FUCK!


Quote #192

Submitted by Nibbler on June 7th, 2010
From #streetgeek on Streetgeek
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<anomaly> djjtz: ok, and again in English please
<djjtz> anomaly, that was English
<anomaly> it was broken english
<anomaly> I need working english
<anomaly> 17:45 < djjtz> you do on android brain
<anomaly> 17:45 < djjtz> app
<anomaly> is that, like, you run the command 'on' with arguments 'android brain'
<anomaly> ?
<djjtz> i am off before i go mental on you cya all
<anomaly> lol
<nibbler> i think mingebag has better grammar sometimes
<djjtz> nick/djjtzout
<nibbler> and all it wanted to talk about was anal fins
<anomaly> flail
<djjtz> nick\djjtzout
<anomaly> flail^2
<djjtz> \nick jtzout
* djjtz has quit (Quit: Leaving)


Quote #191

Submitted by Fuct on March 28th, 2010
From #roleplayofallkinds on Com
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{Chomolongma} I have free-range goths, because when you cramp them all up in a pen real tight like ... they start moshing


Quote #190

Submitted by Pink`string on March 28th, 2010
From #kitchen on Com
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{layla} last summer sarah and i were at some restaurant....and these people started talking to us..
{layla} they had this little boy..he was about...8? 9? he was so cute and very polite and he wanted in the convo so bad...
{layla} "This one time...before i was born....."
{layla} and started chattering about something
{layla} it was SO CUTE
{Lili} awww
{Lili} Ody will be like that
{Lili} 'this one time'
{Lili} 'before i was born'
{Lili} 'i weighed 30 pounds'
{Lili} 'my mom was a little uncomfortable'


Quote #189

Submitted by Dicko on Febuary 4th, 2010
From #icannt on Icannt
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<~DrSpice> pcmattman
<~DrSpice> you 'round?
<+Jamie`> no he's not
<+Jamie`> leave a message
<+Jamie`> and kill yourself


Quote #188

Submitted by Drspice on Febuary 4th, 2010
From #ICannt on Icannt
Comment: We were originally talking about what Theo takes to work, and we got on to the topic of glue.
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[03:29:32 pm] <@Grover> apple, sandwich, nothing, glue
[03:29:43 pm] <+Theo`Mac> kids don't eat glue
[03:29:51 pm] <+Dicko> WHAT?
[03:29:53 pm] <+Dicko> Man
[03:29:55 pm] <+Dicko> Times have changed
[03:29:56 pm] <@Grover> really?
[03:30:05 pm] <@Grover> do they at least sniff the white out?
[03:30:11 pm] <+Dicko> I woulda thought they'd be brining out CLAG CRUISERS
[03:30:14 pm] <+Theo`Mac> nope
[03:30:15 pm] <+Dicko> 0.02 standard drinks
[03:30:19 pm] <@Grover> what D:
[03:30:23 pm] <@Grover> school is not the same
[03:30:24 pm] <+Theo`Mac> it's all pencils and glue sticks
[03:30:35 pm] <&DrSpice> tsk tsk
[03:30:49 pm] <+Dicko> I <3 my clag
[03:30:51 pm] <@Grover> but i had the greatest time of my life
[03:30:54 pm] <@Grover> sniffing white out
[03:31:02 pm] <&DrSpice> lol Grover
[03:31:05 pm] <&DrSpice> That explains a LOT.....


Quote #187

Submitted by Drspice on Febuary 4th, 2010
From #ICannt on Icannt
Comment: Talking about BP's Slush Puppies
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[03:35:38 pm] <+Dicko> They're slurpees that you add your own flavour to from one of 8 squirters
[03:35:44 pm] <+Dicko> rape is win
[03:35:46 pm] <+Dicko> Grape*
[03:35:48 pm] <+Dicko> oh god


Quote #186

Submitted by A newbie on Febuary 3rd, 2010
From #icannt on Icannt
Comment: Hooray for taking things out of context!
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<Dicko> got 3 inches on me :(


Quote #185

Submitted by Drspice on Febuary 2nd, 2010
From #ICannt on Icannt
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[11:47] <Theo> Jamie what would your signature move be?
[11:47] <Jamie> sucking cock
[11:47] <Theo> k
[11:47] <Jamie> wait
[11:47] <Jamie> FUCK


Quote #184

Submitted by Aesix on January 22nd, 2010
From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Comment: He's learning so well :D
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<Fatal> it's like
<Fatal> rotten chunky semen
<Fatal> leaking from your penis


Quote #183

Submitted by Aesix on January 13th, 2010
From #outcasts on Noix
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|-00:10:12-| <AeSix> new male spa treatments: full scrotum waxing
|-00:15:27-| <Fatal> great
|-00:15:31-| <Fatal> great mental image, AeSix
|-00:15:32-| <Fatal> thanks
|-00:15:37-| <Fatal> aside from that hurting like fuck
|-00:15:43-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-00:15:56-| <Fatal> hurts when stray hairs sticking through the zipper in my jeans
|-00:16:03-| <Fatal> can't imagine my balls being WAXED
|-00:16:05-| <AeSix> LLMFAO
|-00:16:25-| <Fatal> i'm gonna go hug my balls now
|-00:16:27-| <Fatal> you've scared them
|-00:16:29-| <Fatal> :(


Quote #182

Submitted by Fuct on December 29th, 2009
From #notorious on Com
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{uncouth} Yeah, she's in montreal.
{babylon} those from quebec are... a different breed.
{uncouth} Amen.
{uncouth} Cuntish.
{uncouth} arrogant.
{uncouth} Like Texans.
{uncouth} :D
{babylon} YES!
{babylon} that's EXACTLY.
{babylon} quebec = texas.


Quote #181

Submitted by Relic on November 6th, 2009
From pvt msg on NoixIRC
Comment: i'm been drinking...
so thats whats wrong with tppcers?
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<Relic> see u;m nit ab da dmin
<Relic> somthin
<Fatal> see you in a minute ab d admin?
<Fatal> wat
<Fatal> that's skills you get from being on tppc's irc for months, Relic :(


Quote #180

Submitted by Babylon on November 4th, 2009
From #kitchen on Com
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*Catastrophe bundles a lil coyote up in gorean silks
{Catastrophe} for Lili
*Lili runs through faraway deserts with the coyote in trailing silks
{Lili} for Catastrophe
{Catastrophe} red silks. it's a slut.
*hetaera gasms
*Lili does not judge the coyote
{Catastrophe} i'm not judging either. i'm just commenting on the silk color.
{Lili} And the fact it sleeps around.
{Catastrophe} a lot.
{Lili} Coyote hooker.
{hetaera} that'd be a good band name..
{Lili} It would


Quote #178

Submitted by Aesix on September 23rd, 2009
From #cave on NoixIRC
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|-19:52:24-| * MeltStuffDown sits on Jobe
|-19:52:46-| <MeltStuffDown> no meat, Jobe ?


Quote #177

Submitted by Aesix on September 3rd, 2009
From #outcasts on NoixIRC
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|-00:05:31-| <Darkheart> theyre tasty pickles
|-00:05:34-| <Ae6> not really a good source of nutrients :S
|-00:05:36-| <Darkheart> my own special tasty brine
|-00:05:37-| <Darkheart> but yea
|-00:05:41-| <Darkheart> not good source of nutrients
|-00:05:42-| <Darkheart> ;x
|-00:05:42-| <Ae6> LOL
|-00:06:03-| <Ae6> theres two things that say you're no longer hungry
|-00:06:09-| <xcalibr> why did i read that with such a pervy inflection
|-00:06:12-| <xcalibr> Ae6 is rubbing off on me


Quote #176

Submitted by Aesix on August 25th, 2009
From #Rebel_Riot_Radio on Social-kink
Comment: This is in context
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|-19:55:25-| <AeSix> He was masturbating a giraffe not too long ago
|-19:55:26-| <AeSix> :P
|-19:55:30-| <Troi> No...
|-19:55:36-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-19:55:42-| * DJ^Laraa looks for a giraffee
|-19:55:46-| <Troi> I honestly didn't name my penis
|-19:55:56-| <Troi> but I suppose that's as good a name as any


Quote #175

Submitted by Aesix on August 21st, 2009
From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Comment: *just shakes his head*
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|-22:41:23-| <TigerDragon> you don't use your pinky in it
|-22:41:23-| <Raven> hmmm...
|-22:41:34-| <TigerDragon> if you can put your pinky in it, you are holding it upside down from how it is meant to be held


Quote #174

Submitted by 6 on August 19th, 2009
From #outcasts on NoixIRC
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|-03:40:15-| <nibbler> yeah, had to lube up about 1200 holes before sticking it in
|-03:40:37-| <nibbler> and only little motions, because those holes are tight


Quote #173

Submitted by A newbie on August 15th, 2009
From real life on Real life
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<darkrider> we've got to take this triangular cardboard sign with us
<a newbie> no, that is far too big for your peen
<darkrider> it folds down to a convinient size though


Quote #172

Submitted by Infinitefail on August 4th, 2009
From #badGirls on Social-kink
Comment: context:
Japanese porn
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<Alice`Noir> Is it so much to want a "Hey, you're doing alright, kiddo" in my rapes?


Quote #171

Submitted by Drspice on July 20th, 2009
From #ICannt on Icannt
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[05:10:23 pm] <@Colossus> I'M NOT SAYING
[05:10:24 pm] <@Colossus> THE BAND
[05:10:25 pm] <@Colossus> JESUS
[05:10:27 pm] <@Colossus> I'M SAYING
[05:10:27 pm] <@Colossus> THE
[05:10:28 pm] * Colossus was kicked by Derinco (flood)
[05:10:28 pm] * Colossus (Colossus@Colossus.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has joined #ICannt
[05:10:28 pm] <+Theo> lol
[05:10:31 pm] <@Colossus> JESUS
[05:10:35 pm] <+Theo> WHERE?
[05:10:35 pm] <@Colossus> GOD ZIGGY, STOP TALKING
[05:10:47 pm] <+Ziggy> ironic that. you just got kicked by derinco for talking too much.


Quote #170

Submitted by Nibbler on July 16th, 2009
From #gamesonnet on Gamesurge
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<Mythor> need an optus or agile port to get naked jambo
<jambo|work> actually you only need a bottle of vodka and i'm yours!


Quote #169

Submitted by Drspice on July 3rd, 2009
From #Radio on Icannt
Comment: heh heh
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[11:32:35 pm] * Now talking in #Radio
[11:38:05 pm] <+Sizemon> spice
[11:38:28 pm] <&DrSpice> yoyoyo
[11:38:33 pm] <+Sizemon> you suck
[11:38:35 pm] * +Sizemon (Sizemon@Sizemon.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has left #Radio
[11:38:43 pm] * Sizemon (Sizemon@Sizemon.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has joined #Radio
[11:38:45 pm] * Derinco sets mode: +v Sizemon
[11:38:46 pm] <&DrSpice> you suck
[11:38:50 pm] <&DrSpice> !kick Sizemon
[11:38:50 pm] * Sizemon was kicked by RadioBot (Requested (DrSpice))
[11:38:54 pm] <&DrSpice> burn
[11:38:58 pm] <&DrSpice> buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn


Quote #168

Submitted by Nibbler on June 26th, 2009
From #icannt on Icannt
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* DrSpice (DrSpice@Love.the.Spice) Quit
* mbainrot (mbainrot@Likes.NET) Quit
* Tiberian (Tiberian@Tibernoodle) Quit
<Teacup> A steady stream of exits
<Usik> means the server doesn't have prostate cancer


Quote #167

Submitted by Babylon on June 2nd, 2009
From #badgirls on Net
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{nitsirk} i should get dressed now
{nitsirk} im out of clean panties
{nitsirk} :(
{nitsirk} i have like 500 pairs
{nitsirk} how does this happen
{hetaera} gnomes.
{nitsirk} i knew it
{hetaera} they're everywhere. :(
{babylon} they are.
{babylon} they're in ur draws, eatin' yer underpants.


Quote #165

Submitted by Aesix on May 23rd, 2009
From #social-kink on Social-kink
Comment: This was me, late and tired. I changed my nick not 10 minutes before.
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|-02:35:17-| <frainbried> omg
|-02:35:24-| <frainbried> I thought my nick was someone else
|-02:35:31-| <frainbried> and I thought it said flacidegg
|-02:35:32-| <frainbried> :S


Quote #164

Submitted by Nibbler on May 10th, 2009
From #social-kink on Social-kink
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<danger> this is my rake face


Quote #163

Submitted by Meh on April 29th, 2009
From #icannt on Icannt
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<nibbler> WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
<nibbler> GOOGLE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
<Theo> PO-TA-TOES
<nibbler> so you haven't tried Google ice cream?
<nibbler> or Google furniture?
<Theo> or google scarfs
<nibbler> or SecondGoogle
<Theo> or Google Wars
<Theo> or World of Google
<Theo> or Googlestrike Source
<nibbler> or Google-Life 2?
<nibbler> or Google pregnancy test - "I'm feeling lucky"


Quote #162

Submitted by Theo on April 27th, 2009
From #Icannt on Icannt
Comment: Colossus got hit by a car this morning and I am complaining I had a bad morning because I dropped my toast on the floor.
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[10:08] <Theo> man I am not having a good morning
[10:09] <Theo> can't see Em, no good breakfast food, dropped my toast
[10:09] <Colossus> lol
[10:09] <Theo> baw indeed
[10:09] <Colossus> you're not having a good morning?
[10:09] <Theo> oh right
[10:09] <Theo> I didn't get hit by a car
[10:09] <Theo> but still
[10:09] <Colossus> ^_^
[10:09] <Colossus> We can change that
[10:09] <Nefarious> rofl


Quote #161

Submitted by Nibbler on April 22nd, 2009
From #icannt on Icannt
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<Theo> disappointed
<Theo> lost my boner
<nibbler> what? the strap came loose?


Quote #160

Submitted by Babylon on April 19th, 2009
From #ocanada on Icq
Comment: typo. ftw.
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***^trouble^ swigs cock


Quote #159

Submitted by Drspice on April 13th, 2009
From #ICannt on Icannt
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[03:19:48 pm] <&DrSpice> ooh
[03:19:54 pm] <&DrSpice> I have a new email from support@cba.com.au
[03:20:14 pm] <&DrSpice> my email program says "This message may be a phishing scam" but the address still says @cba.com.au!
[03:20:15 pm] * &DrSpice opens
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> "Deah Customer
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> blah blah blah
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> Click here to verify your email address"
[03:20:59 pm] <&DrSpice> the link goes to sometthing called http://ricksville.us/imagevue/Netbank/bankmain.html
[03:21:08 pm] <&DrSpice> but the email is still from @cba.com.au; so it SHOULD be safe!
[03:21:34 pm] <&DrSpice> "Please verify your details by putting your username and password in the boxes below"
[03:21:52 pm] <&DrSpice> the address is something other than netbank.com.au; but the email came from cba.com.au, so it should be good!
[03:21:59 pm] * &DrSpice puts in netbank log in details
[03:22:06 pm] <&DrSpice> hmm, i got some weird error message
[03:22:16 pm] <&DrSpice> it's telling me to install the new drivers for the website
[03:22:17 pm] * &DrSpice installs.
[03:22:25 pm] <&DrSpice> oh no!
[03:22:28 pm] <&DrSpice> what happened to my computer
[03:22:30 pm] <&DrSpice> it isn't working anymore
[03:22:32 pm] <&DrSpice> hmmm...
[03:22:43 pm] <&DrSpice> i should try it on my other computer
[03:22:46 pm] * &DrSpice opens email
[03:22:50 pm] * &DrSpice clicks link
[03:22:56 pm] * &DrSpice puts in netbank login details
[03:23:01 pm] * &DrSpice installs drivers
[03:23:03 pm] <&DrSpice> OH NO
[03:23:08 pm] <&DrSpice> It happened to my other computer!
[03:23:12 pm] <&DrSpice> I'm ruined!
[03:23:13 pm] <&DrSpice> RUINED!
[03:23:21 pm] * &DrSpice gets a phone call from Commonwealth Bank
[03:23:34 pm] <&DrSpice> "Hello Sir, it appears large sums of money are being withdrawn from your account; is this you?"
[03:23:37 pm] <&DrSpice> "uh... no..."
[03:23:40 pm] <&DrSpice> FUCK.
[03:23:49 pm] <&DrSpice> /suicide


Quote #158

Submitted by Nibbler on April 11th, 2009
From real life on Real life
Comment: out of context :D
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<wizzo> I didn't see anything down there last time..


Quote #157

Submitted by Nibbler on April 10th, 2009
From real life on Real life
Comment: Yay! Taking things out of context!
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<DarkRider> My balls tasted better than I expected.


Quote #156

Submitted by Nibbler on April 6th, 2009
From #social-kink on Social-kink
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{fragile} ...releasing the heat?
{fragile} some bitch opens her legs and steams escapes? i'd RUN AWAY!


Quote #154

Submitted by Babylon on March 19th, 2009
From #badgirls on Social-kink
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{murmur{I}} Dad is such a philanthropist
{murmur{I}} 'sweetie? come here and share my erection with me'
{Argh} if you call me dad again, i'm going to spank you


Quote #153

Submitted by Nibbler on March 17th, 2009
From #icannt on Icannt
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<Gopher> nef and size were prematurely imitating me!


Quote #152

Submitted by Meh on March 17th, 2009
From #social-kink on Social-kink
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<nibbler> i think of excuses for a lot of things
<nibbler> it's like my reasoning for wanking
<nibbler> i'm ensuring that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, if i'm the only man left, i can knock up the last woman left to repopulate
<nibbler> so therefore we can say wanking is a safety check
<nibbler> you know...
<nibbler> by wanking, you're ensuring the future of humanity


Quote #151

Submitted by Babylon on March 2nd, 2009
From #fuckoff on Social-kink
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{Sniper-XXX} I've had it good a few times
{Sniper-XXX} only cuz the girl was really short and petite
{fuct} anorexic midget?
{Sniper-XXX} YES
{Sniper-XXX} those are the best
{Sniper-XXX} >.<


Quote #150

Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 17th, 2009
From #killer-<pvt channel> on Rizon
Comment: fucty was happy the village idiot got fired at work.
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{fuct} <<< if knee wouldn't have gone out, i'd have done back flips
{fuct} that and the boobs would have caused weird momentum and i'd have landed on my face in a filing cabinet or something.
{Gearhead} pfft, they prob would have flogged you to death in the aftermath


Quote #149

Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 17th, 2009
From #fuckoff on Social-kink
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** fuct slide a double double & a box of a dozen timbits to rouGhian
** rouGhian pourz a shot of cognac or 2 in2 that double double as he buries his sorrow in the box of timbitz
{fuct} lol
fuct hands tissue to dry up the timbits
{fuct} is hard to eat soggy timbits, you know.
{rouGhian} this is true
{rouGhian} & is a waste of perfectly good timbitz
** rouGhian snarfz away
** rouGhian coughz up the tissue................along wif fuct 'z arm
{rouGhian} my bad
** rouGhian wipez fuct down wif a moist, lemon-scented towelette
fuct laughs
{fuct} ty, ty
fuct lemony fresh!


Quote #148

Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 10th, 2009
From #badgirls on Social-kink
Comment: babylon discovered the fun of sajoing ...... again.
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***Halcyon { Halcyon@Social-Kink***.net } has joined #BadGirls
~ ChanServ gives voice to Halcyon
{Halcyon} What the fuck
{Halcyon} i said I do not want to be here
***Halcyon (Halcyon@Social-Kink-***.net) has left #BadGirls
{DeSade} now hes went from being a baby to being a bitch.
{DeSade} let him pout it off
{DeSade} until his vagina stops showing


Quote #147

Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 6th, 2009
From #fuckoff on Social-kink
Comment: What has been said, cannot be unsaid.
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** fuct BITES rouGhian and then gives him coffee.
{rouGhian} oooh
** rouGhian lovez him some fuct :D
{rouGhian} lol
{fuct} ;)
fuct preens
** Dazzo loves him some rouGhian
{rouGhian} i'm ya huckleberry
{Dazzo} Hold on thats wrong
{rouGhian} lmao
{Dazzo} Can i erase that ?


Quote #146

Submitted by Nibbler on Febuary 3rd, 2009
From #icannt on Icannt
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<Theo> I'm 80 when erect
<a_newbie> but the blood just moves
<a_newbie> you'd only put on weight when erect if you used a pump
<Theo> I know that made no sense
<Theo> I'm not telling you guys how much I weigh
<a_newbie> so, you use a pump, or didn't think before speaking?
<a_newbie> ;)
* Theo has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)


Quote #145

Submitted by Nibbler on Febuary 3rd, 2009
From #icannt on Icannt
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<Ziggy> my hdd partitions are named after african nations
<trab> I guess all your data is corrupt then?