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Quote #197
Submitted by Bexi on July 13th, 2010From #loungeroom on #real life
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<bexi>you don't even play fps
<micolous> yes I do
<bexi> you don't even play games, the only one you play is that annoying one that gm likes!
<nibbler> what TF2?
<bexi><micolous> HAHAHAHA
*bexi facepalms*
<nibbler> are we still having snu snu tonight?
<micolous> <bexi> HAHAHA!
<nibbler> fine i'll do it myself, lefty never says no.
<micolous> yes I do
<bexi> you don't even play games, the only one you play is that annoying one that gm likes!
<nibbler> what TF2?
<bexi><micolous> HAHAHAHA
*bexi facepalms*
<nibbler> are we still having snu snu tonight?
<micolous> <bexi> HAHAHA!
<nibbler> fine i'll do it myself, lefty never says no.
Quote #196
Submitted by Narcissa on July 2nd, 2010From #haha on Sexnet
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(mysty): status... some people thrive on it
(KnkyKayla): lol
(layla): you can see those people pitching a fit at the grocery store "do you know who i am? i am an op in 15 irc channels so you GIVE ME MY DOUBLE COUPONS"
Quote #195
Submitted by Aesix on July 2nd, 2010From #tastycakes on Org
Comment: in response to posting of #183 in the room
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|-23:27:09-| <pink`string> i did NOT need to know lil' fetal has hair on his balls, ffs.
|-23:27:18-| * pink`string trauma, continues faceboob.
|-23:27:31-| <L> i don't even known fetal and i didnt need to know his ball hair was long enough to catch in his jeans
|-23:27:44-| <pink`string> LOL
|-23:27:59-| * L is thinking 'AFRO" now
|-23:28:03-| <pink`string> omg.
|-23:28:04-| <{lynx}> ............
Quote #194
Submitted by Anonymous on July 2nd, 2010From #tastycakes on Sexnet
Comment: *just shakes his heads*
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<AeSix> see, this is the problem with fur fantasies
<AeSix> you always get little bites on your cock
<layla> there IS NO PROBLEM with fur fantasies.
* layla wants heather to dress as a kangaroo
<AeSix> or if you're female, the fleas just lay eggs in your vag folds
* layla has a lil bit of an marsupial fetish
<AeSix> you always get little bites on your cock
<layla> there IS NO PROBLEM with fur fantasies.
* layla wants heather to dress as a kangaroo
<AeSix> or if you're female, the fleas just lay eggs in your vag folds
* layla has a lil bit of an marsupial fetish
Quote #193
Submitted by Khyel on June 10th, 2010From #IRL on Nibbler@home
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<Movie> The game is over Mr. Smith
Alex, Bec & Khyel: AUGH FUCK!
Alex, Bec & Khyel: AUGH FUCK!
Quote #192
Submitted by Nibbler on June 7th, 2010From #streetgeek on Streetgeek
Score: 9/10 (3 votes)
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<anomaly> djjtz: ok, and again in English please
<djjtz> anomaly, that was English
<anomaly> it was broken english
<anomaly> I need working english
<anomaly> 17:45 < djjtz> you do on android brain
<anomaly> 17:45 < djjtz> app
<anomaly> is that, like, you run the command 'on' with arguments 'android brain'
<anomaly> ?
<djjtz> i am off before i go mental on you cya all
<anomaly> lol
<nibbler> i think mingebag has better grammar sometimes
<djjtz> nick/djjtzout
<nibbler> and all it wanted to talk about was anal fins
<anomaly> flail
<djjtz> nick\djjtzout
<anomaly> flail^2
<djjtz> \nick jtzout
* djjtz has quit (Quit: Leaving)
Quote #191
Submitted by Fuct on March 28th, 2010From #roleplayofallkinds on Com
Score: 9/10 (1 vote)
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{Chomolongma} I have free-range goths, because when you cramp them all up in a pen real tight like ... they start moshing
Quote #190
Submitted by Pink`string on March 28th, 2010From #kitchen on Com
Score: 6/10 (1 vote)
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{layla} last summer sarah and i were at some restaurant....and these people started talking to us..
{layla} they had this little boy..he was about...8? 9? he was so cute and very polite and he wanted in the convo so bad...
{layla} "This one time...before i was born....."
{layla} and started chattering about something
{layla} it was SO CUTE
{Lili} awww
{Lili} Ody will be like that
{Lili} 'this one time'
{Lili} 'before i was born'
{Lili} 'i weighed 30 pounds'
{Lili} 'my mom was a little uncomfortable'
{layla} they had this little boy..he was about...8? 9? he was so cute and very polite and he wanted in the convo so bad...
{layla} "This one time...before i was born....."
{layla} and started chattering about something
{layla} it was SO CUTE
{Lili} awww
{Lili} Ody will be like that
{Lili} 'this one time'
{Lili} 'before i was born'
{Lili} 'i weighed 30 pounds'
{Lili} 'my mom was a little uncomfortable'
Quote #189
Submitted by Dicko on Febuary 4th, 2010From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 4/10 (1 vote)
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<~DrSpice> pcmattman
<~DrSpice> you 'round?
<+Jamie`> no he's not
<+Jamie`> leave a message
<+Jamie`> and kill yourself
<~DrSpice> you 'round?
<+Jamie`> no he's not
<+Jamie`> leave a message
<+Jamie`> and kill yourself
Quote #188
Submitted by Drspice on Febuary 4th, 2010From #ICannt on Icannt
Comment: We were originally talking about what Theo takes to work, and we got on to the topic of glue.
Score: 7/10 (4 votes)
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[03:29:32 pm] <@Grover> apple, sandwich, nothing, glue
[03:29:43 pm] <+Theo`Mac> kids don't eat glue
[03:29:51 pm] <+Dicko> WHAT?
[03:29:53 pm] <+Dicko> Man
[03:29:55 pm] <+Dicko> Times have changed
[03:29:56 pm] <@Grover> really?
[03:30:05 pm] <@Grover> do they at least sniff the white out?
[03:30:11 pm] <+Dicko> I woulda thought they'd be brining out CLAG CRUISERS
[03:30:14 pm] <+Theo`Mac> nope
[03:30:15 pm] <+Dicko> 0.02 standard drinks
[03:30:19 pm] <@Grover> what D:
[03:30:23 pm] <@Grover> school is not the same
[03:30:24 pm] <+Theo`Mac> it's all pencils and glue sticks
[03:30:35 pm] <&DrSpice> tsk tsk
[03:30:49 pm] <+Dicko> I <3 my clag
[03:30:51 pm] <@Grover> but i had the greatest time of my life
[03:30:54 pm] <@Grover> sniffing white out
[03:31:02 pm] <&DrSpice> lol Grover
[03:31:05 pm] <&DrSpice> That explains a LOT.....
[03:29:43 pm] <+Theo`Mac> kids don't eat glue
[03:29:51 pm] <+Dicko> WHAT?
[03:29:53 pm] <+Dicko> Man
[03:29:55 pm] <+Dicko> Times have changed
[03:29:56 pm] <@Grover> really?
[03:30:05 pm] <@Grover> do they at least sniff the white out?
[03:30:11 pm] <+Dicko> I woulda thought they'd be brining out CLAG CRUISERS
[03:30:14 pm] <+Theo`Mac> nope
[03:30:15 pm] <+Dicko> 0.02 standard drinks
[03:30:19 pm] <@Grover> what D:
[03:30:23 pm] <@Grover> school is not the same
[03:30:24 pm] <+Theo`Mac> it's all pencils and glue sticks
[03:30:35 pm] <&DrSpice> tsk tsk
[03:30:49 pm] <+Dicko> I <3 my clag
[03:30:51 pm] <@Grover> but i had the greatest time of my life
[03:30:54 pm] <@Grover> sniffing white out
[03:31:02 pm] <&DrSpice> lol Grover
[03:31:05 pm] <&DrSpice> That explains a LOT.....
Quote #187
Submitted by Drspice on Febuary 4th, 2010From #ICannt on Icannt
Comment: Talking about BP's Slush Puppies
Score: 10/10 (4 votes)
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[03:35:38 pm] <+Dicko> They're slurpees that you add your own flavour to from one of 8 squirters
[03:35:44 pm] <+Dicko> rape is win
[03:35:46 pm] <+Dicko> Grape*
[03:35:48 pm] <+Dicko> oh god
[03:35:44 pm] <+Dicko> rape is win
[03:35:46 pm] <+Dicko> Grape*
[03:35:48 pm] <+Dicko> oh god
Quote #186
Submitted by A newbie on Febuary 3rd, 2010From #icannt on Icannt
Comment: Hooray for taking things out of context!
Score: 9/10 (4 votes)
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<Dicko> got 3 inches on me :(
Quote #185
Submitted by Drspice on Febuary 2nd, 2010From #ICannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (4 votes)
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[11:47] <Theo> Jamie what would your signature move be?
[11:47] <Jamie> sucking cock
[11:47] <Theo> k
[11:47] <Jamie> wait
[11:47] <Jamie> FUCK
[11:47] <Jamie> sucking cock
[11:47] <Theo> k
[11:47] <Jamie> wait
[11:47] <Jamie> FUCK
Quote #184
Submitted by Aesix on January 22nd, 2010From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Comment: He's learning so well :D
Score: 4/10 (2 votes)
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<Fatal> it's like
<Fatal> rotten chunky semen
<Fatal> leaking from your penis
<Fatal> rotten chunky semen
<Fatal> leaking from your penis
Quote #183
Submitted by Aesix on January 13th, 2010From #outcasts on Noix
Score: 8/10 (5 votes)
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|-00:10:12-| <AeSix> new male spa treatments: full scrotum waxing
|-00:15:27-| <Fatal> great
|-00:15:31-| <Fatal> great mental image, AeSix
|-00:15:32-| <Fatal> thanks
|-00:15:37-| <Fatal> aside from that hurting like fuck
|-00:15:43-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-00:15:56-| <Fatal> hurts when stray hairs sticking through the zipper in my jeans
|-00:16:03-| <Fatal> can't imagine my balls being WAXED
|-00:16:05-| <AeSix> LLMFAO
|-00:16:25-| <Fatal> i'm gonna go hug my balls now
|-00:16:27-| <Fatal> you've scared them
|-00:16:29-| <Fatal> :(
|-00:15:27-| <Fatal> great
|-00:15:31-| <Fatal> great mental image, AeSix
|-00:15:32-| <Fatal> thanks
|-00:15:37-| <Fatal> aside from that hurting like fuck
|-00:15:43-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-00:15:56-| <Fatal> hurts when stray hairs sticking through the zipper in my jeans
|-00:16:03-| <Fatal> can't imagine my balls being WAXED
|-00:16:05-| <AeSix> LLMFAO
|-00:16:25-| <Fatal> i'm gonna go hug my balls now
|-00:16:27-| <Fatal> you've scared them
|-00:16:29-| <Fatal> :(
Quote #182
Submitted by Fuct on December 29th, 2009From #notorious on Com
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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{uncouth} Yeah, she's in montreal.
{babylon} those from quebec are... a different breed.
{uncouth} Amen.
{uncouth} Cuntish.
{uncouth} arrogant.
{uncouth} Like Texans.
{uncouth} :D
{babylon} YES!
{babylon} that's EXACTLY.
{babylon} quebec = texas.
{babylon} those from quebec are... a different breed.
{uncouth} Amen.
{uncouth} Cuntish.
{uncouth} arrogant.
{uncouth} Like Texans.
{uncouth} :D
{babylon} YES!
{babylon} that's EXACTLY.
{babylon} quebec = texas.
Quote #181
Submitted by Relic on November 6th, 2009From pvt msg on NoixIRC
Comment: i'm been drinking...
so thats whats wrong with tppcers?
Score: 7/10 (2 votes)
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<Relic> see u;m nit ab da dmin
<Relic> somthin
<Fatal> see you in a minute ab d admin?
<Fatal> wat
<Fatal> that's skills you get from being on tppc's irc for months, Relic :(
<Relic> somthin
<Fatal> see you in a minute ab d admin?
<Fatal> wat
<Fatal> that's skills you get from being on tppc's irc for months, Relic :(
Quote #180
Submitted by Babylon on November 4th, 2009From #kitchen on Com
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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*Catastrophe bundles a lil coyote up in gorean silks
{Catastrophe} for Lili
*Lili runs through faraway deserts with the coyote in trailing silks
{Lili} for Catastrophe
{Catastrophe} red silks. it's a slut.
*hetaera gasms
*Lili does not judge the coyote
{Catastrophe} i'm not judging either. i'm just commenting on the silk color.
{Lili} And the fact it sleeps around.
{Catastrophe} a lot.
{Lili} Coyote hooker.
{hetaera} that'd be a good band name..
{Lili} It would
{Catastrophe} for Lili
*Lili runs through faraway deserts with the coyote in trailing silks
{Lili} for Catastrophe
{Catastrophe} red silks. it's a slut.
*hetaera gasms
*Lili does not judge the coyote
{Catastrophe} i'm not judging either. i'm just commenting on the silk color.
{Lili} And the fact it sleeps around.
{Catastrophe} a lot.
{Lili} Coyote hooker.
{hetaera} that'd be a good band name..
{Lili} It would
Quote #178
Submitted by Aesix on September 23rd, 2009From #cave on NoixIRC
Score: 4/10 (4 votes)
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|-19:52:24-| * MeltStuffDown sits on Jobe
|-19:52:46-| <MeltStuffDown> no meat, Jobe ?
|-19:52:46-| <MeltStuffDown> no meat, Jobe ?
Quote #177
Submitted by Aesix on September 3rd, 2009From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Score: 6/10 (2 votes)
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|-00:05:31-| <Darkheart> theyre tasty pickles
|-00:05:34-| <Ae6> not really a good source of nutrients :S
|-00:05:36-| <Darkheart> my own special tasty brine
|-00:05:37-| <Darkheart> but yea
|-00:05:41-| <Darkheart> not good source of nutrients
|-00:05:42-| <Darkheart> ;x
|-00:05:42-| <Ae6> LOL
|-00:06:03-| <Ae6> theres two things that say you're no longer hungry
|-00:06:09-| <xcalibr> why did i read that with such a pervy inflection
|-00:06:12-| <xcalibr> Ae6 is rubbing off on me
Quote #176
Submitted by Aesix on August 25th, 2009From #Rebel_Riot_Radio on Social-kink
Comment: This is in context
Score: 10/10 (3 votes)
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|-19:55:25-| <AeSix> He was masturbating a giraffe not too long ago
|-19:55:26-| <AeSix> :P
|-19:55:30-| <Troi> No...
|-19:55:36-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-19:55:42-| * DJ^Laraa looks for a giraffee
|-19:55:46-| <Troi> I honestly didn't name my penis
|-19:55:56-| <Troi> but I suppose that's as good a name as any
|-19:55:26-| <AeSix> :P
|-19:55:30-| <Troi> No...
|-19:55:36-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-19:55:42-| * DJ^Laraa looks for a giraffee
|-19:55:46-| <Troi> I honestly didn't name my penis
|-19:55:56-| <Troi> but I suppose that's as good a name as any
Quote #175
Submitted by Aesix on August 21st, 2009From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Comment: *just shakes his head*
Score: 2/10 (2 votes)
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|-22:41:23-| <TigerDragon> you don't use your pinky in it
|-22:41:23-| <Raven> hmmm...
|-22:41:34-| <TigerDragon> if you can put your pinky in it, you are holding it upside down from how it is meant to be held
Quote #174
Submitted by 6 on August 19th, 2009From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Score: 8/10 (3 votes)
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|-03:40:15-| <nibbler> yeah, had to lube up about 1200 holes before sticking it in
|-03:40:37-| <nibbler> and only little motions, because those holes are tight
Quote #173
Submitted by A newbie on August 15th, 2009From real life on Real life
Score: 4/10 (3 votes)
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<darkrider> we've got to take this triangular cardboard sign with us
<a newbie> no, that is far too big for your peen
<darkrider> it folds down to a convinient size though
<a newbie> no, that is far too big for your peen
<darkrider> it folds down to a convinient size though
Quote #172
Submitted by Infinitefail on August 4th, 2009From #badGirls on Social-kink
Comment: context:
Japanese porn
Score: 8/10 (2 votes)
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<Alice`Noir> Is it so much to want a "Hey, you're doing alright, kiddo" in my rapes?