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Quote #197
Submitted by Bexi on July 13th, 2010From #loungeroom on #real life
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<bexi>you don't even play fps
<micolous> yes I do
<bexi> you don't even play games, the only one you play is that annoying one that gm likes!
<nibbler> what TF2?
<bexi><micolous> HAHAHAHA
*bexi facepalms*
<nibbler> are we still having snu snu tonight?
<micolous> <bexi> HAHAHA!
<nibbler> fine i'll do it myself, lefty never says no.
<micolous> yes I do
<bexi> you don't even play games, the only one you play is that annoying one that gm likes!
<nibbler> what TF2?
<bexi><micolous> HAHAHAHA
*bexi facepalms*
<nibbler> are we still having snu snu tonight?
<micolous> <bexi> HAHAHA!
<nibbler> fine i'll do it myself, lefty never says no.
Quote #196
Submitted by Narcissa on July 2nd, 2010From #haha on Sexnet
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(mysty): status... some people thrive on it
(KnkyKayla): lol
(layla): you can see those people pitching a fit at the grocery store "do you know who i am? i am an op in 15 irc channels so you GIVE ME MY DOUBLE COUPONS"
Quote #195
Submitted by Aesix on July 2nd, 2010From #tastycakes on Org
Comment: in response to posting of #183 in the room
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|-23:27:09-| <pink`string> i did NOT need to know lil' fetal has hair on his balls, ffs.
|-23:27:18-| * pink`string trauma, continues faceboob.
|-23:27:31-| <L> i don't even known fetal and i didnt need to know his ball hair was long enough to catch in his jeans
|-23:27:44-| <pink`string> LOL
|-23:27:59-| * L is thinking 'AFRO" now
|-23:28:03-| <pink`string> omg.
|-23:28:04-| <{lynx}> ............
Quote #194
Submitted by Anonymous on July 2nd, 2010From #tastycakes on Sexnet
Comment: *just shakes his heads*
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<AeSix> see, this is the problem with fur fantasies
<AeSix> you always get little bites on your cock
<layla> there IS NO PROBLEM with fur fantasies.
* layla wants heather to dress as a kangaroo
<AeSix> or if you're female, the fleas just lay eggs in your vag folds
* layla has a lil bit of an marsupial fetish
<AeSix> you always get little bites on your cock
<layla> there IS NO PROBLEM with fur fantasies.
* layla wants heather to dress as a kangaroo
<AeSix> or if you're female, the fleas just lay eggs in your vag folds
* layla has a lil bit of an marsupial fetish
Quote #193
Submitted by Khyel on June 10th, 2010From #IRL on Nibbler@home
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<Movie> The game is over Mr. Smith
Alex, Bec & Khyel: AUGH FUCK!
Alex, Bec & Khyel: AUGH FUCK!
Quote #192
Submitted by Nibbler on June 7th, 2010From #streetgeek on Streetgeek
Score: 9/10 (3 votes)
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<anomaly> djjtz: ok, and again in English please
<djjtz> anomaly, that was English
<anomaly> it was broken english
<anomaly> I need working english
<anomaly> 17:45 < djjtz> you do on android brain
<anomaly> 17:45 < djjtz> app
<anomaly> is that, like, you run the command 'on' with arguments 'android brain'
<anomaly> ?
<djjtz> i am off before i go mental on you cya all
<anomaly> lol
<nibbler> i think mingebag has better grammar sometimes
<djjtz> nick/djjtzout
<nibbler> and all it wanted to talk about was anal fins
<anomaly> flail
<djjtz> nick\djjtzout
<anomaly> flail^2
<djjtz> \nick jtzout
* djjtz has quit (Quit: Leaving)
Quote #191
Submitted by Fuct on March 28th, 2010From #roleplayofallkinds on Com
Score: 9/10 (1 vote)
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{Chomolongma} I have free-range goths, because when you cramp them all up in a pen real tight like ... they start moshing
Quote #190
Submitted by Pink`string on March 28th, 2010From #kitchen on Com
Score: 6/10 (1 vote)
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{layla} last summer sarah and i were at some restaurant....and these people started talking to us..
{layla} they had this little boy..he was about...8? 9? he was so cute and very polite and he wanted in the convo so bad...
{layla} "This one time...before i was born....."
{layla} and started chattering about something
{layla} it was SO CUTE
{Lili} awww
{Lili} Ody will be like that
{Lili} 'this one time'
{Lili} 'before i was born'
{Lili} 'i weighed 30 pounds'
{Lili} 'my mom was a little uncomfortable'
{layla} they had this little boy..he was about...8? 9? he was so cute and very polite and he wanted in the convo so bad...
{layla} "This one time...before i was born....."
{layla} and started chattering about something
{layla} it was SO CUTE
{Lili} awww
{Lili} Ody will be like that
{Lili} 'this one time'
{Lili} 'before i was born'
{Lili} 'i weighed 30 pounds'
{Lili} 'my mom was a little uncomfortable'
Quote #189
Submitted by Dicko on Febuary 4th, 2010From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 4/10 (1 vote)
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<~DrSpice> pcmattman
<~DrSpice> you 'round?
<+Jamie`> no he's not
<+Jamie`> leave a message
<+Jamie`> and kill yourself
<~DrSpice> you 'round?
<+Jamie`> no he's not
<+Jamie`> leave a message
<+Jamie`> and kill yourself
Quote #188
Submitted by Drspice on Febuary 4th, 2010From #ICannt on Icannt
Comment: We were originally talking about what Theo takes to work, and we got on to the topic of glue.
Score: 7/10 (4 votes)
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[03:29:32 pm] <@Grover> apple, sandwich, nothing, glue
[03:29:43 pm] <+Theo`Mac> kids don't eat glue
[03:29:51 pm] <+Dicko> WHAT?
[03:29:53 pm] <+Dicko> Man
[03:29:55 pm] <+Dicko> Times have changed
[03:29:56 pm] <@Grover> really?
[03:30:05 pm] <@Grover> do they at least sniff the white out?
[03:30:11 pm] <+Dicko> I woulda thought they'd be brining out CLAG CRUISERS
[03:30:14 pm] <+Theo`Mac> nope
[03:30:15 pm] <+Dicko> 0.02 standard drinks
[03:30:19 pm] <@Grover> what D:
[03:30:23 pm] <@Grover> school is not the same
[03:30:24 pm] <+Theo`Mac> it's all pencils and glue sticks
[03:30:35 pm] <&DrSpice> tsk tsk
[03:30:49 pm] <+Dicko> I <3 my clag
[03:30:51 pm] <@Grover> but i had the greatest time of my life
[03:30:54 pm] <@Grover> sniffing white out
[03:31:02 pm] <&DrSpice> lol Grover
[03:31:05 pm] <&DrSpice> That explains a LOT.....
[03:29:43 pm] <+Theo`Mac> kids don't eat glue
[03:29:51 pm] <+Dicko> WHAT?
[03:29:53 pm] <+Dicko> Man
[03:29:55 pm] <+Dicko> Times have changed
[03:29:56 pm] <@Grover> really?
[03:30:05 pm] <@Grover> do they at least sniff the white out?
[03:30:11 pm] <+Dicko> I woulda thought they'd be brining out CLAG CRUISERS
[03:30:14 pm] <+Theo`Mac> nope
[03:30:15 pm] <+Dicko> 0.02 standard drinks
[03:30:19 pm] <@Grover> what D:
[03:30:23 pm] <@Grover> school is not the same
[03:30:24 pm] <+Theo`Mac> it's all pencils and glue sticks
[03:30:35 pm] <&DrSpice> tsk tsk
[03:30:49 pm] <+Dicko> I <3 my clag
[03:30:51 pm] <@Grover> but i had the greatest time of my life
[03:30:54 pm] <@Grover> sniffing white out
[03:31:02 pm] <&DrSpice> lol Grover
[03:31:05 pm] <&DrSpice> That explains a LOT.....
Quote #187
Submitted by Drspice on Febuary 4th, 2010From #ICannt on Icannt
Comment: Talking about BP's Slush Puppies
Score: 10/10 (4 votes)
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[03:35:38 pm] <+Dicko> They're slurpees that you add your own flavour to from one of 8 squirters
[03:35:44 pm] <+Dicko> rape is win
[03:35:46 pm] <+Dicko> Grape*
[03:35:48 pm] <+Dicko> oh god
[03:35:44 pm] <+Dicko> rape is win
[03:35:46 pm] <+Dicko> Grape*
[03:35:48 pm] <+Dicko> oh god
Quote #186
Submitted by A newbie on Febuary 3rd, 2010From #icannt on Icannt
Comment: Hooray for taking things out of context!
Score: 9/10 (4 votes)
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<Dicko> got 3 inches on me :(
Quote #185
Submitted by Drspice on Febuary 2nd, 2010From #ICannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (4 votes)
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[11:47] <Theo> Jamie what would your signature move be?
[11:47] <Jamie> sucking cock
[11:47] <Theo> k
[11:47] <Jamie> wait
[11:47] <Jamie> FUCK
[11:47] <Jamie> sucking cock
[11:47] <Theo> k
[11:47] <Jamie> wait
[11:47] <Jamie> FUCK
Quote #184
Submitted by Aesix on January 22nd, 2010From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Comment: He's learning so well :D
Score: 4/10 (2 votes)
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<Fatal> it's like
<Fatal> rotten chunky semen
<Fatal> leaking from your penis
<Fatal> rotten chunky semen
<Fatal> leaking from your penis
Quote #183
Submitted by Aesix on January 13th, 2010From #outcasts on Noix
Score: 8/10 (5 votes)
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|-00:10:12-| <AeSix> new male spa treatments: full scrotum waxing
|-00:15:27-| <Fatal> great
|-00:15:31-| <Fatal> great mental image, AeSix
|-00:15:32-| <Fatal> thanks
|-00:15:37-| <Fatal> aside from that hurting like fuck
|-00:15:43-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-00:15:56-| <Fatal> hurts when stray hairs sticking through the zipper in my jeans
|-00:16:03-| <Fatal> can't imagine my balls being WAXED
|-00:16:05-| <AeSix> LLMFAO
|-00:16:25-| <Fatal> i'm gonna go hug my balls now
|-00:16:27-| <Fatal> you've scared them
|-00:16:29-| <Fatal> :(
|-00:15:27-| <Fatal> great
|-00:15:31-| <Fatal> great mental image, AeSix
|-00:15:32-| <Fatal> thanks
|-00:15:37-| <Fatal> aside from that hurting like fuck
|-00:15:43-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-00:15:56-| <Fatal> hurts when stray hairs sticking through the zipper in my jeans
|-00:16:03-| <Fatal> can't imagine my balls being WAXED
|-00:16:05-| <AeSix> LLMFAO
|-00:16:25-| <Fatal> i'm gonna go hug my balls now
|-00:16:27-| <Fatal> you've scared them
|-00:16:29-| <Fatal> :(
Quote #182
Submitted by Fuct on December 29th, 2009From #notorious on Com
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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{uncouth} Yeah, she's in montreal.
{babylon} those from quebec are... a different breed.
{uncouth} Amen.
{uncouth} Cuntish.
{uncouth} arrogant.
{uncouth} Like Texans.
{uncouth} :D
{babylon} YES!
{babylon} that's EXACTLY.
{babylon} quebec = texas.
{babylon} those from quebec are... a different breed.
{uncouth} Amen.
{uncouth} Cuntish.
{uncouth} arrogant.
{uncouth} Like Texans.
{uncouth} :D
{babylon} YES!
{babylon} that's EXACTLY.
{babylon} quebec = texas.
Quote #181
Submitted by Relic on November 6th, 2009From pvt msg on NoixIRC
Comment: i'm been drinking...
so thats whats wrong with tppcers?
Score: 7/10 (2 votes)
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<Relic> see u;m nit ab da dmin
<Relic> somthin
<Fatal> see you in a minute ab d admin?
<Fatal> wat
<Fatal> that's skills you get from being on tppc's irc for months, Relic :(
<Relic> somthin
<Fatal> see you in a minute ab d admin?
<Fatal> wat
<Fatal> that's skills you get from being on tppc's irc for months, Relic :(
Quote #180
Submitted by Babylon on November 4th, 2009From #kitchen on Com
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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*Catastrophe bundles a lil coyote up in gorean silks
{Catastrophe} for Lili
*Lili runs through faraway deserts with the coyote in trailing silks
{Lili} for Catastrophe
{Catastrophe} red silks. it's a slut.
*hetaera gasms
*Lili does not judge the coyote
{Catastrophe} i'm not judging either. i'm just commenting on the silk color.
{Lili} And the fact it sleeps around.
{Catastrophe} a lot.
{Lili} Coyote hooker.
{hetaera} that'd be a good band name..
{Lili} It would
{Catastrophe} for Lili
*Lili runs through faraway deserts with the coyote in trailing silks
{Lili} for Catastrophe
{Catastrophe} red silks. it's a slut.
*hetaera gasms
*Lili does not judge the coyote
{Catastrophe} i'm not judging either. i'm just commenting on the silk color.
{Lili} And the fact it sleeps around.
{Catastrophe} a lot.
{Lili} Coyote hooker.
{hetaera} that'd be a good band name..
{Lili} It would
Quote #178
Submitted by Aesix on September 23rd, 2009From #cave on NoixIRC
Score: 4/10 (4 votes)
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|-19:52:24-| * MeltStuffDown sits on Jobe
|-19:52:46-| <MeltStuffDown> no meat, Jobe ?
|-19:52:46-| <MeltStuffDown> no meat, Jobe ?
Quote #177
Submitted by Aesix on September 3rd, 2009From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Score: 6/10 (2 votes)
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|-00:05:31-| <Darkheart> theyre tasty pickles
|-00:05:34-| <Ae6> not really a good source of nutrients :S
|-00:05:36-| <Darkheart> my own special tasty brine
|-00:05:37-| <Darkheart> but yea
|-00:05:41-| <Darkheart> not good source of nutrients
|-00:05:42-| <Darkheart> ;x
|-00:05:42-| <Ae6> LOL
|-00:06:03-| <Ae6> theres two things that say you're no longer hungry
|-00:06:09-| <xcalibr> why did i read that with such a pervy inflection
|-00:06:12-| <xcalibr> Ae6 is rubbing off on me
Quote #176
Submitted by Aesix on August 25th, 2009From #Rebel_Riot_Radio on Social-kink
Comment: This is in context
Score: 10/10 (3 votes)
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|-19:55:25-| <AeSix> He was masturbating a giraffe not too long ago
|-19:55:26-| <AeSix> :P
|-19:55:30-| <Troi> No...
|-19:55:36-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-19:55:42-| * DJ^Laraa looks for a giraffee
|-19:55:46-| <Troi> I honestly didn't name my penis
|-19:55:56-| <Troi> but I suppose that's as good a name as any
|-19:55:26-| <AeSix> :P
|-19:55:30-| <Troi> No...
|-19:55:36-| <AeSix> LMFAO
|-19:55:42-| * DJ^Laraa looks for a giraffee
|-19:55:46-| <Troi> I honestly didn't name my penis
|-19:55:56-| <Troi> but I suppose that's as good a name as any
Quote #175
Submitted by Aesix on August 21st, 2009From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Comment: *just shakes his head*
Score: 2/10 (2 votes)
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|-22:41:23-| <TigerDragon> you don't use your pinky in it
|-22:41:23-| <Raven> hmmm...
|-22:41:34-| <TigerDragon> if you can put your pinky in it, you are holding it upside down from how it is meant to be held
Quote #174
Submitted by 6 on August 19th, 2009From #outcasts on NoixIRC
Score: 8/10 (3 votes)
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|-03:40:15-| <nibbler> yeah, had to lube up about 1200 holes before sticking it in
|-03:40:37-| <nibbler> and only little motions, because those holes are tight
Quote #173
Submitted by A newbie on August 15th, 2009From real life on Real life
Score: 4/10 (3 votes)
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<darkrider> we've got to take this triangular cardboard sign with us
<a newbie> no, that is far too big for your peen
<darkrider> it folds down to a convinient size though
<a newbie> no, that is far too big for your peen
<darkrider> it folds down to a convinient size though
Quote #172
Submitted by Infinitefail on August 4th, 2009From #badGirls on Social-kink
Comment: context:
Japanese porn
Score: 8/10 (2 votes)
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<Alice`Noir> Is it so much to want a "Hey, you're doing alright, kiddo" in my rapes?
Quote #171
Submitted by Drspice on July 20th, 2009From #ICannt on Icannt
Score: 4/10 (7 votes)
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[05:10:23 pm] <@Colossus> I'M NOT SAYING
[05:10:24 pm] <@Colossus> THE BAND
[05:10:25 pm] <@Colossus> JESUS
[05:10:27 pm] <@Colossus> I'M SAYING
[05:10:27 pm] <@Colossus> THE
[05:10:28 pm] * Colossus was kicked by Derinco (flood)
[05:10:28 pm] * Colossus (Colossus@Colossus.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has joined #ICannt
[05:10:28 pm] <+Theo> lol
[05:10:31 pm] <@Colossus> JESUS
[05:10:35 pm] <+Theo> WHERE?
[05:10:35 pm] <@Colossus> GOD ZIGGY, STOP TALKING
[05:10:47 pm] <+Ziggy> ironic that. you just got kicked by derinco for talking too much.
[05:10:24 pm] <@Colossus> THE BAND
[05:10:25 pm] <@Colossus> JESUS
[05:10:27 pm] <@Colossus> I'M SAYING
[05:10:27 pm] <@Colossus> THE
[05:10:28 pm] * Colossus was kicked by Derinco (flood)
[05:10:28 pm] * Colossus (Colossus@Colossus.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has joined #ICannt
[05:10:28 pm] <+Theo> lol
[05:10:31 pm] <@Colossus> JESUS
[05:10:35 pm] <+Theo> WHERE?
[05:10:35 pm] <@Colossus> GOD ZIGGY, STOP TALKING
[05:10:47 pm] <+Ziggy> ironic that. you just got kicked by derinco for talking too much.
Quote #170
Submitted by Nibbler on July 16th, 2009From #gamesonnet on Gamesurge
Score: 6/10 (2 votes)
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<Mythor> need an optus or agile port to get naked jambo
<jambo|work> actually you only need a bottle of vodka and i'm yours!
<jambo|work> actually you only need a bottle of vodka and i'm yours!
Quote #169
Submitted by Drspice on July 3rd, 2009From #Radio on Icannt
Comment: heh heh
Score: 4/10 (7 votes)
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[11:32:35 pm] * Now talking in #Radio
[11:38:05 pm] <+Sizemon> spice
[11:38:28 pm] <&DrSpice> yoyoyo
[11:38:33 pm] <+Sizemon> you suck
[11:38:35 pm] * +Sizemon (Sizemon@Sizemon.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has left #Radio
[11:38:43 pm] * Sizemon (Sizemon@Sizemon.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has joined #Radio
[11:38:45 pm] * Derinco sets mode: +v Sizemon
[11:38:46 pm] <&DrSpice> you suck
[11:38:50 pm] <&DrSpice> !kick Sizemon
[11:38:50 pm] * Sizemon was kicked by RadioBot (Requested (DrSpice))
[11:38:54 pm] <&DrSpice> burn
[11:38:58 pm] <&DrSpice> buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn
[11:38:05 pm] <+Sizemon> spice
[11:38:28 pm] <&DrSpice> yoyoyo
[11:38:33 pm] <+Sizemon> you suck
[11:38:35 pm] * +Sizemon (Sizemon@Sizemon.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has left #Radio
[11:38:43 pm] * Sizemon (Sizemon@Sizemon.GameAdmin.ICannt.org) has joined #Radio
[11:38:45 pm] * Derinco sets mode: +v Sizemon
[11:38:46 pm] <&DrSpice> you suck
[11:38:50 pm] <&DrSpice> !kick Sizemon
[11:38:50 pm] * Sizemon was kicked by RadioBot (Requested (DrSpice))
[11:38:54 pm] <&DrSpice> burn
[11:38:58 pm] <&DrSpice> buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn
Quote #168
Submitted by Nibbler on June 26th, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (5 votes)
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* DrSpice (DrSpice@Love.the.Spice) Quit
* mbainrot (mbainrot@Likes.NET) Quit
* Tiberian (Tiberian@Tibernoodle) Quit
<Teacup> A steady stream of exits
<Usik> means the server doesn't have prostate cancer
* mbainrot (mbainrot@Likes.NET) Quit
* Tiberian (Tiberian@Tibernoodle) Quit
<Teacup> A steady stream of exits
<Usik> means the server doesn't have prostate cancer
Quote #167
Submitted by Babylon on June 2nd, 2009From #badgirls on Net
Score: 7/10 (3 votes)
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{nitsirk} i should get dressed now
{nitsirk} im out of clean panties
{nitsirk} :(
{nitsirk} i have like 500 pairs
{nitsirk} how does this happen
{hetaera} gnomes.
{nitsirk} i knew it
{hetaera} they're everywhere. :(
{babylon} they are.
{babylon} they're in ur draws, eatin' yer underpants.
{nitsirk} im out of clean panties
{nitsirk} :(
{nitsirk} i have like 500 pairs
{nitsirk} how does this happen
{hetaera} gnomes.
{nitsirk} i knew it
{hetaera} they're everywhere. :(
{babylon} they are.
{babylon} they're in ur draws, eatin' yer underpants.
Quote #165
Submitted by Aesix on May 23rd, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
Comment: This was me, late and tired. I changed my nick not 10 minutes before.
Score: 8/10 (3 votes)
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|-02:35:17-| <frainbried> omg
|-02:35:24-| <frainbried> I thought my nick was someone else
|-02:35:31-| <frainbried> and I thought it said flacidegg
|-02:35:32-| <frainbried> :S
|-02:35:24-| <frainbried> I thought my nick was someone else
|-02:35:31-| <frainbried> and I thought it said flacidegg
|-02:35:32-| <frainbried> :S
Quote #164
Submitted by Nibbler on May 10th, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
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<danger> this is my rake face
Quote #163
Submitted by Meh on April 29th, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
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<nibbler> WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
<nibbler> GOOGLE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
<Theo> PO-TA-TOES
<nibbler> so you haven't tried Google ice cream?
<nibbler> or Google furniture?
<Theo> or google scarfs
<nibbler> or SecondGoogle
<Theo> or Google Wars
<Theo> or World of Google
<Theo> or Googlestrike Source
<nibbler> or Google-Life 2?
<nibbler> or Google pregnancy test - "I'm feeling lucky"
<nibbler> GOOGLE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
<Theo> PO-TA-TOES
<nibbler> so you haven't tried Google ice cream?
<nibbler> or Google furniture?
<Theo> or google scarfs
<nibbler> or SecondGoogle
<Theo> or Google Wars
<Theo> or World of Google
<Theo> or Googlestrike Source
<nibbler> or Google-Life 2?
<nibbler> or Google pregnancy test - "I'm feeling lucky"
Quote #162
Submitted by Theo on April 27th, 2009From #Icannt on Icannt
Comment: Colossus got hit by a car this morning and I am complaining I had a bad morning because I dropped my toast on the floor.
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[10:08] <Theo> man I am not having a good morning
[10:09] <Theo> can't see Em, no good breakfast food, dropped my toast
[10:09] <Colossus> lol
[10:09] <Theo> baw indeed
[10:09] <Colossus> you're not having a good morning?
[10:09] <Theo> oh right
[10:09] <Theo> I didn't get hit by a car
[10:09] <Theo> but still
[10:09] <Colossus> ^_^
[10:09] <Colossus> We can change that
[10:09] <Nefarious> rofl
[10:09] <Theo> can't see Em, no good breakfast food, dropped my toast
[10:09] <Colossus> lol
[10:09] <Theo> baw indeed
[10:09] <Colossus> you're not having a good morning?
[10:09] <Theo> oh right
[10:09] <Theo> I didn't get hit by a car
[10:09] <Theo> but still
[10:09] <Colossus> ^_^
[10:09] <Colossus> We can change that
[10:09] <Nefarious> rofl
Quote #161
Submitted by Nibbler on April 22nd, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 6/10 (4 votes)
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<Theo> disappointed
<Theo> lost my boner
<nibbler> what? the strap came loose?
<Theo> lost my boner
<nibbler> what? the strap came loose?
Quote #160
Submitted by Babylon on April 19th, 2009From #ocanada on Icq
Comment: typo. ftw.
Score: 7/10 (5 votes)
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***^trouble^ swigs cock
Quote #159
Submitted by Drspice on April 13th, 2009From #ICannt on Icannt
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[03:19:48 pm] <&DrSpice> ooh
[03:19:54 pm] <&DrSpice> I have a new email from support@cba.com.au
[03:20:14 pm] <&DrSpice> my email program says "This message may be a phishing scam" but the address still says @cba.com.au!
[03:20:15 pm] * &DrSpice opens
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> "Deah Customer
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> blah blah blah
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> Click here to verify your email address"
[03:20:59 pm] <&DrSpice> the link goes to sometthing called http://ricksville.us/imagevue/Netbank/bankmain.html
[03:21:08 pm] <&DrSpice> but the email is still from @cba.com.au; so it SHOULD be safe!
[03:21:34 pm] <&DrSpice> "Please verify your details by putting your username and password in the boxes below"
[03:21:52 pm] <&DrSpice> the address is something other than netbank.com.au; but the email came from cba.com.au, so it should be good!
[03:21:59 pm] * &DrSpice puts in netbank log in details
[03:22:06 pm] <&DrSpice> hmm, i got some weird error message
[03:22:16 pm] <&DrSpice> it's telling me to install the new drivers for the website
[03:22:17 pm] * &DrSpice installs.
[03:22:25 pm] <&DrSpice> oh no!
[03:22:28 pm] <&DrSpice> what happened to my computer
[03:22:30 pm] <&DrSpice> it isn't working anymore
[03:22:32 pm] <&DrSpice> hmmm...
[03:22:43 pm] <&DrSpice> i should try it on my other computer
[03:22:46 pm] * &DrSpice opens email
[03:22:50 pm] * &DrSpice clicks link
[03:22:56 pm] * &DrSpice puts in netbank login details
[03:23:01 pm] * &DrSpice installs drivers
[03:23:03 pm] <&DrSpice> OH NO
[03:23:08 pm] <&DrSpice> It happened to my other computer!
[03:23:12 pm] <&DrSpice> I'm ruined!
[03:23:13 pm] <&DrSpice> RUINED!
[03:23:21 pm] * &DrSpice gets a phone call from Commonwealth Bank
[03:23:34 pm] <&DrSpice> "Hello Sir, it appears large sums of money are being withdrawn from your account; is this you?"
[03:23:37 pm] <&DrSpice> "uh... no..."
[03:23:40 pm] <&DrSpice> FUCK.
[03:23:49 pm] <&DrSpice> /suicide
[03:19:54 pm] <&DrSpice> I have a new email from support@cba.com.au
[03:20:14 pm] <&DrSpice> my email program says "This message may be a phishing scam" but the address still says @cba.com.au!
[03:20:15 pm] * &DrSpice opens
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> "Deah Customer
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> blah blah blah
[03:20:40 pm] <&DrSpice> Click here to verify your email address"
[03:20:59 pm] <&DrSpice> the link goes to sometthing called http://ricksville.us/imagevue/Netbank/bankmain.html
[03:21:08 pm] <&DrSpice> but the email is still from @cba.com.au; so it SHOULD be safe!
[03:21:34 pm] <&DrSpice> "Please verify your details by putting your username and password in the boxes below"
[03:21:52 pm] <&DrSpice> the address is something other than netbank.com.au; but the email came from cba.com.au, so it should be good!
[03:21:59 pm] * &DrSpice puts in netbank log in details
[03:22:06 pm] <&DrSpice> hmm, i got some weird error message
[03:22:16 pm] <&DrSpice> it's telling me to install the new drivers for the website
[03:22:17 pm] * &DrSpice installs.
[03:22:25 pm] <&DrSpice> oh no!
[03:22:28 pm] <&DrSpice> what happened to my computer
[03:22:30 pm] <&DrSpice> it isn't working anymore
[03:22:32 pm] <&DrSpice> hmmm...
[03:22:43 pm] <&DrSpice> i should try it on my other computer
[03:22:46 pm] * &DrSpice opens email
[03:22:50 pm] * &DrSpice clicks link
[03:22:56 pm] * &DrSpice puts in netbank login details
[03:23:01 pm] * &DrSpice installs drivers
[03:23:03 pm] <&DrSpice> OH NO
[03:23:08 pm] <&DrSpice> It happened to my other computer!
[03:23:12 pm] <&DrSpice> I'm ruined!
[03:23:13 pm] <&DrSpice> RUINED!
[03:23:21 pm] * &DrSpice gets a phone call from Commonwealth Bank
[03:23:34 pm] <&DrSpice> "Hello Sir, it appears large sums of money are being withdrawn from your account; is this you?"
[03:23:37 pm] <&DrSpice> "uh... no..."
[03:23:40 pm] <&DrSpice> FUCK.
[03:23:49 pm] <&DrSpice> /suicide
Quote #158
Submitted by Nibbler on April 11th, 2009From real life on Real life
Comment: out of context :D
Score: 2/10 (4 votes)
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<wizzo> I didn't see anything down there last time..
Quote #157
Submitted by Nibbler on April 10th, 2009From real life on Real life
Comment: Yay! Taking things out of context!
Score: 8/10 (4 votes)
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<DarkRider> My balls tasted better than I expected.
Quote #156
Submitted by Nibbler on April 6th, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
Score: 9/10 (3 votes)
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{fragile} ...releasing the heat?
{fragile} some bitch opens her legs and steams escapes? i'd RUN AWAY!
{fragile} some bitch opens her legs and steams escapes? i'd RUN AWAY!
Quote #154
Submitted by Babylon on March 19th, 2009From #badgirls on Social-kink
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{murmur{I}} Dad is such a philanthropist
{murmur{I}} 'sweetie? come here and share my erection with me'
{Argh} if you call me dad again, i'm going to spank you
{murmur{I}} 'sweetie? come here and share my erection with me'
{Argh} if you call me dad again, i'm going to spank you
Quote #153
Submitted by Nibbler on March 17th, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 8/10 (7 votes)
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<Gopher> nef and size were prematurely imitating me!
Quote #152
Submitted by Meh on March 17th, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
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<nibbler> i think of excuses for a lot of things
<nibbler> it's like my reasoning for wanking
<nibbler> i'm ensuring that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, if i'm the only man left, i can knock up the last woman left to repopulate
<nibbler> so therefore we can say wanking is a safety check
<nibbler> you know...
<nibbler> by wanking, you're ensuring the future of humanity
<nibbler> it's like my reasoning for wanking
<nibbler> i'm ensuring that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, if i'm the only man left, i can knock up the last woman left to repopulate
<nibbler> so therefore we can say wanking is a safety check
<nibbler> you know...
<nibbler> by wanking, you're ensuring the future of humanity
Quote #151
Submitted by Babylon on March 2nd, 2009From #fuckoff on Social-kink
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{Sniper-XXX} I've had it good a few times
{Sniper-XXX} only cuz the girl was really short and petite
{fuct} anorexic midget?
{Sniper-XXX} YES
{Sniper-XXX} those are the best
{Sniper-XXX} >.<
{Sniper-XXX} only cuz the girl was really short and petite
{fuct} anorexic midget?
{Sniper-XXX} YES
{Sniper-XXX} those are the best
{Sniper-XXX} >.<
Quote #150
Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 17th, 2009From #killer-<pvt channel> on Rizon
Comment: fucty was happy the village idiot got fired at work.
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{fuct} <<< if knee wouldn't have gone out, i'd have done back flips
{fuct} that and the boobs would have caused weird momentum and i'd have landed on my face in a filing cabinet or something.
{Gearhead} pfft, they prob would have flogged you to death in the aftermath
{fuct} that and the boobs would have caused weird momentum and i'd have landed on my face in a filing cabinet or something.
{Gearhead} pfft, they prob would have flogged you to death in the aftermath
Quote #149
Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 17th, 2009From #fuckoff on Social-kink
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** fuct slide a double double & a box of a dozen timbits to rouGhian
** rouGhian pourz a shot of cognac or 2 in2 that double double as he buries his sorrow in the box of timbitz
{fuct} lol
fuct hands tissue to dry up the timbits
{fuct} is hard to eat soggy timbits, you know.
{rouGhian} this is true
{rouGhian} & is a waste of perfectly good timbitz
** rouGhian snarfz away
** rouGhian coughz up the tissue................along wif fuct 'z arm
{rouGhian} my bad
** rouGhian wipez fuct down wif a moist, lemon-scented towelette
fuct laughs
{fuct} ty, ty
fuct lemony fresh!
** rouGhian pourz a shot of cognac or 2 in2 that double double as he buries his sorrow in the box of timbitz
{fuct} lol
fuct hands tissue to dry up the timbits
{fuct} is hard to eat soggy timbits, you know.
{rouGhian} this is true
{rouGhian} & is a waste of perfectly good timbitz
** rouGhian snarfz away
** rouGhian coughz up the tissue................along wif fuct 'z arm
{rouGhian} my bad
** rouGhian wipez fuct down wif a moist, lemon-scented towelette
fuct laughs
{fuct} ty, ty
fuct lemony fresh!
Quote #148
Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 10th, 2009From #badgirls on Social-kink
Comment: babylon discovered the fun of sajoing ...... again.
Score: 3/10 (4 votes)
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***Halcyon { Halcyon@Social-Kink***.net } has joined #BadGirls
~ ChanServ gives voice to Halcyon
{Halcyon} What the fuck
{Halcyon} i said I do not want to be here
***Halcyon (Halcyon@Social-Kink-***.net) has left #BadGirls
{DeSade} now hes went from being a baby to being a bitch.
{DeSade} let him pout it off
{DeSade} until his vagina stops showing
~ ChanServ gives voice to Halcyon
{Halcyon} What the fuck
{Halcyon} i said I do not want to be here
***Halcyon (Halcyon@Social-Kink-***.net) has left #BadGirls
{DeSade} now hes went from being a baby to being a bitch.
{DeSade} let him pout it off
{DeSade} until his vagina stops showing
Quote #147
Submitted by Babylon on Febuary 6th, 2009From #fuckoff on Social-kink
Comment: What has been said, cannot be unsaid.
Score: 9/10 (2 votes)
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** fuct BITES rouGhian and then gives him coffee.
{rouGhian} oooh
** rouGhian lovez him some fuct :D
{rouGhian} lol
{fuct} ;)
fuct preens
** Dazzo loves him some rouGhian
{rouGhian} i'm ya huckleberry
{Dazzo} Hold on thats wrong
{rouGhian} lmao
{Dazzo} Can i erase that ?
{rouGhian} oooh
** rouGhian lovez him some fuct :D
{rouGhian} lol
{fuct} ;)
fuct preens
** Dazzo loves him some rouGhian
{rouGhian} i'm ya huckleberry
{Dazzo} Hold on thats wrong
{rouGhian} lmao
{Dazzo} Can i erase that ?
Quote #146
Submitted by Nibbler on Febuary 3rd, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
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<Theo> I'm 80 when erect
<a_newbie> but the blood just moves
<a_newbie> you'd only put on weight when erect if you used a pump
<Theo> I know that made no sense
<Theo> I'm not telling you guys how much I weigh
<a_newbie> so, you use a pump, or didn't think before speaking?
<a_newbie> ;)
* Theo has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<a_newbie> but the blood just moves
<a_newbie> you'd only put on weight when erect if you used a pump
<Theo> I know that made no sense
<Theo> I'm not telling you guys how much I weigh
<a_newbie> so, you use a pump, or didn't think before speaking?
<a_newbie> ;)
* Theo has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Quote #145
Submitted by Nibbler on Febuary 3rd, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (6 votes)
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<Ziggy> my hdd partitions are named after african nations
<trab> I guess all your data is corrupt then?
<trab> I guess all your data is corrupt then?
Quote #144
Submitted by Chris_be on Febuary 1st, 2009From #ICannt on Icannt
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[11:09:58 pm] <@SiBr3> Thy milkshake bringeth all ye gentlefolke to the yard, and they're like, 'tis better than thine, verily, 'tis better than thine, I could teach thee, but I must levy a fee.
Quote #143
Submitted by Babylon on January 28th, 2009From #badgirls on Social-kink
Comment: In response to Argh's "mammoth penis" comment(s)
Score: 5/10 (2 votes)
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{murmur{I}} when that time your wife signed in? she was like
{murmur{I}} 'medium sized. but he sometimes pulls out when he remembers to go take the trash out'
{murmur{I}} 'medium sized. but he sometimes pulls out when he remembers to go take the trash out'
Quote #142
Submitted by Babylon on January 21st, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
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* AeSix teabags DeRais
* DeRais slaps AeSix
{DeRais} you fucking packet monkey
{DeRais} wtf were you thinking.
{DeRais} you're fired.
{DeRais} on that note.
* DeRais teabags AeSix.
{DeRais} oh and if you get mad and decide to packet us, packet .....idk something thats not a hub.
* DeRais slaps AeSix
{DeRais} you fucking packet monkey
{DeRais} wtf were you thinking.
{DeRais} you're fired.
{DeRais} on that note.
* DeRais teabags AeSix.
{DeRais} oh and if you get mad and decide to packet us, packet .....idk something thats not a hub.
Quote #126
Submitted by Sixofnine on January 14th, 2009From #help on Social-kink
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* Now talking on #help
* Topic for #help is: Social-Kink Help Channel. Please ask your question and someone will help you. Thanks
* ShortBusSyndrome eyes the topic
* ShortBusSyndrome then eyes fuct
* fuct gives voice to ShortBusSyndrome
<ShortBusSyndrome> fuct
<ShortBusSyndrome> where do babies come from?
* ShortBusSyndrome *innocent look*
<fuct> not my crotch
* Topic for #help is: Social-Kink Help Channel. Please ask your question and someone will help you. Thanks
* ShortBusSyndrome eyes the topic
* ShortBusSyndrome then eyes fuct
* fuct gives voice to ShortBusSyndrome
<ShortBusSyndrome> fuct
<ShortBusSyndrome> where do babies come from?
* ShortBusSyndrome *innocent look*
<fuct> not my crotch
Quote #125
Submitted by Nibbler on January 14th, 2009From #icannt on Icannt
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<Robz> Funniest stuff
<Robz> Had a guy argue in UZombie that someone who was banned should be unbanned because the person is a girl.
<Robz> "Girls shouldn't be banned" basically.
<a_newbie> oh, i didn't realise we were trying to attract girls to the network, reguardless of social capabilities
<a_newbie> if they're retards, they get banned, just like everyone else
<a_newbie> retardation doesn't discriminate
<Robz> Exactly.
<Jayson`Ubuntu> lol
<a_newbie> just because they have two working teats and a lukewarm hole in their crotch doesn't mean they should be treated any different
<Robz> Had a guy argue in UZombie that someone who was banned should be unbanned because the person is a girl.
<Robz> "Girls shouldn't be banned" basically.
<a_newbie> oh, i didn't realise we were trying to attract girls to the network, reguardless of social capabilities
<a_newbie> if they're retards, they get banned, just like everyone else
<a_newbie> retardation doesn't discriminate
<Robz> Exactly.
<Jayson`Ubuntu> lol
<a_newbie> just because they have two working teats and a lukewarm hole in their crotch doesn't mean they should be treated any different
Quote #124
Submitted by Planb on January 14th, 2009From #badgirls on Social-kink
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{danger} There were actually a few times we paid our bill and were like.. "So.. let's go to the porn store now."
{danger} I imagine there's been a man or two to "go pay the utility bill" and have his lights turned off.
{danger} I imagine there's been a man or two to "go pay the utility bill" and have his lights turned off.
Quote #123
Submitted by Nibbler on January 12th, 2009From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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<AeSix> fuct is wise beyond her years
<AeSix> look at this shit y0
<AeSix> |-02:17:22-|<AeSix> so fuct
<AeSix> |-02:17:31-|<AeSix> there's these two women I'm wanting.
<AeSix> |-02:17:34-|<AeSix> One I want to fuck like mad crazy
<AeSix> |-02:17:40-|<AeSix> the other I want to have a life with
<AeSix> |-02:18:56-|<fuct> do the first one then go after the second one?
<AeSix> look at this shit y0
<AeSix> |-02:17:22-|<AeSix> so fuct
<AeSix> |-02:17:31-|<AeSix> there's these two women I'm wanting.
<AeSix> |-02:17:34-|<AeSix> One I want to fuck like mad crazy
<AeSix> |-02:17:40-|<AeSix> the other I want to have a life with
<AeSix> |-02:18:56-|<fuct> do the first one then go after the second one?
Quote #122
Submitted by Planb on January 4th, 2009From #social-kink on Social-kink
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{Sniper-XXX} L|LM|zz, ilu more than fuct
{L|LM|zz} hello Sniper
{Sniper-XXX} :P
{L|LM|zz} lmao
{L|LM|zz} no u dont
{L|LM|zz} u just think u do
{Sniper-XXX} just...swallow my lies
{L|LM|zz} hello Sniper
{Sniper-XXX} :P
{L|LM|zz} lmao
{L|LM|zz} no u dont
{L|LM|zz} u just think u do
{Sniper-XXX} just...swallow my lies
Quote #121
Submitted by Planb on December 29th, 2008From #badgirls on Social-kink
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{Sniper-XXX} I just have reason to believe she isn't a guy
{Sniper-XXX} just a fucked up lady
{Sniper-XXX} -_-
{Zordberg{s}c} is she the 75yr old you wanted to go see the other day?
{Sniper-XXX} 62, and no, that wasn't her
{Sniper-XXX} I'd say age 70 is my limit
{Sniper-XXX} just a fucked up lady
{Sniper-XXX} -_-
{Zordberg{s}c} is she the 75yr old you wanted to go see the other day?
{Sniper-XXX} 62, and no, that wasn't her
{Sniper-XXX} I'd say age 70 is my limit
Quote #120
Submitted by Planb on December 29th, 2008From #badgirls on Social-kink
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* Argh busts a cap in R
* murmur{I} stabs Argh in the crotch
* Argh cleans up with tissue
* murmur{I} passes a few more tissues ?
{murmur{I}} :P
{Argh} you would NEVER do that to my crotch if you knew it well.
{murmur{I}} oh lolol
{Argh} in fact you might have offended the Argh Crotch fanclub
{Zordberg{s}c} which consists of...
{Argh} at LEAST two people !
{Argh} (since 1969)
* murmur{I} stabs Argh in the crotch
* Argh cleans up with tissue
* murmur{I} passes a few more tissues ?
{murmur{I}} :P
{Argh} you would NEVER do that to my crotch if you knew it well.
{murmur{I}} oh lolol
{Argh} in fact you might have offended the Argh Crotch fanclub
{Zordberg{s}c} which consists of...
{Argh} at LEAST two people !
{Argh} (since 1969)
Quote #119
Submitted by Chris_be on December 6th, 2008From #ICannt on Icannt
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[08:37:58 pm] <@Chris_be> Oh hai there
[08:38:09 pm] <@Jayson> hai thar Chris_timeout
[08:38:12 pm] <+NewTiberian> endianness sucks
[08:38:21 pm] <@Chris_be> It's not my fault I'm capped!
[08:39:08 pm] <+NewTiberian> yes it is
[08:43:38 pm] * @Jayson`BotMANNNNN (jayson@Jayson.Loves.Windows) Quit (Ping timeout)
[08:43:49 pm] <@Chris_be> hai thar Jayson_timeout
[08:44:07 pm] * @Jayson (~jayso@Jayson.Loves.Windows) Quit (Ping timeout)
[08:44:10 pm] <+NewTiberian> rofl
[08:44:17 pm] <+NewTiberian> fail
[08:44:20 pm] <+NewTiberian> Chris_be
[08:44:24 pm] <@Chris_be> shh
[08:44:26 pm] <@Chris_be> when he's back ;)
[08:44:29 pm] <+NewTiberian> you totally have something on him when he comes back
[08:44:35 pm] <@Chris_be> OH YEAH
[08:44:57 pm] <+Grover> rofl
[08:44:58 pm] <+Grover> fail
[08:44:59 pm] <+Grover> EPIC
[08:38:09 pm] <@Jayson> hai thar Chris_timeout
[08:38:12 pm] <+NewTiberian> endianness sucks
[08:38:21 pm] <@Chris_be> It's not my fault I'm capped!
[08:39:08 pm] <+NewTiberian> yes it is
[08:43:38 pm] * @Jayson`BotMANNNNN (jayson@Jayson.Loves.Windows) Quit (Ping timeout)
[08:43:49 pm] <@Chris_be> hai thar Jayson_timeout
[08:44:07 pm] * @Jayson (~jayso@Jayson.Loves.Windows) Quit (Ping timeout)
[08:44:10 pm] <+NewTiberian> rofl
[08:44:17 pm] <+NewTiberian> fail
[08:44:20 pm] <+NewTiberian> Chris_be
[08:44:24 pm] <@Chris_be> shh
[08:44:26 pm] <@Chris_be> when he's back ;)
[08:44:29 pm] <+NewTiberian> you totally have something on him when he comes back
[08:44:35 pm] <@Chris_be> OH YEAH
[08:44:57 pm] <+Grover> rofl
[08:44:58 pm] <+Grover> fail
[08:44:59 pm] <+Grover> EPIC
Quote #118
Submitted by Planb on December 3rd, 2008From #TPPC on NoixIRC
Comment: we may have been mocking emoness.
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*BBQPidgey swears to give up writing poems forever, and writes a poem about it.
Quote #117
Submitted by Chris_be on November 17th, 2008From #ICannt on Icannt
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[10:48:46 pm] <+Dribbs_de> I WANT TO BE IN A QUOTE
[10:48:49 pm] <+Dribbs_de> FUCK YOU QUOTEBOT
[10:48:52 pm] <+Dribbs_de> QUOTE THIS
[10:48:58 pm] <+Dribbs_de> FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[10:48:49 pm] <+Dribbs_de> FUCK YOU QUOTEBOT
[10:48:52 pm] <+Dribbs_de> QUOTE THIS
[10:48:58 pm] <+Dribbs_de> FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Quote #116
Submitted by Chris_be on November 17th, 2008From #toxicantidote on XploitIRC
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[05:50:51 pm] <+Chris_be|Away> [02:18:09 pm] * ninja is away: *squeeky*
[05:51:07 pm] <+Chris_be|Away> Ninja, what you do in your spare time with certain blow up dolls is certainly none of our business...
[05:51:07 pm] <+Chris_be|Away> Ninja, what you do in your spare time with certain blow up dolls is certainly none of our business...
Quote #114
Submitted by A_newbie on November 12th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
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<Grover> you think your so smart with your corrections and your grammar
<SiBr3> *you're
<SiBr3> *you're
Quote #113
Submitted by A_newbie on November 12th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
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<NewTiberian> no one can own space
<Grover> lies
<Grover> i own space
<Grover> Space (c) Grover 2008
<a_newbie> yeah, the space between your ass cheeks
<Grover> lies
<Grover> i own space
<Grover> Space (c) Grover 2008
<a_newbie> yeah, the space between your ass cheeks
Quote #112
Submitted by A_newbie on November 10th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
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<LordKoob> i miss feeling up the willing females at school :( fun times
<a_newbie> yeah, i miss that too
<Grover> lets switch LordKoob
<Grover> you can go back to school
<sizemon> you can feel me up if it makes you feel better
<LordKoob> LOL
<Grover> and i can do what ever you do ;p
<LordKoob> why thank you sizemon
<LordKoob> rofl grover
<LordKoob> i'd give your body back to you and it'd have all sorts of funky aids
<a_newbie> yeah, but they were there when you started
<a_newbie> what's your point?
<a_newbie> yeah, i miss that too
<Grover> lets switch LordKoob
<Grover> you can go back to school
<sizemon> you can feel me up if it makes you feel better
<LordKoob> LOL
<Grover> and i can do what ever you do ;p
<LordKoob> why thank you sizemon
<LordKoob> rofl grover
<LordKoob> i'd give your body back to you and it'd have all sorts of funky aids
<a_newbie> yeah, but they were there when you started
<a_newbie> what's your point?
Quote #111
Submitted by Pepolez on November 3rd, 2008From #toxicantidote on XploitIRC
Comment: Even a stupid AI bot is smarter than some people
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<Voice> hey kids guns dont figure things
Quote #110
Submitted by Pepolez on November 3rd, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
Comment: AI bots know the reason :D
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<corrupted> no network because microsoft has all those hackers and russian liberation movement
Quote #109
Submitted by Pepolez on October 22nd, 2008From #asylum on Winchat
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-Global- Random Quote: "America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week." (Evan Esar)
Quote #108
Submitted by Pepolez on October 2nd, 2008From #toxicantidote on Toxicantidote
Comment: Ahah! Proof that poorly coded AI bots are responsible for internet memes!
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<Voice> im shitting on their internet
Quote #107
Submitted by Fuct on September 27th, 2008From #elunacy on Social-kink
Comment: when shit talking doesn't go bad.
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{xalixcatx} Hes not really black anyways, he just failed to shower in the last ten years.
{fuct} flies straight off the goddamned handle ovr it
{InsaneKlown} naw
{InsaneKlown} im really black
{InsaneKlown} and ur not white
{fuct} lmfao @ failed to shower
{InsaneKlown} ur jus a cum bath survivor
{fuct} flies straight off the goddamned handle ovr it
{InsaneKlown} naw
{InsaneKlown} im really black
{InsaneKlown} and ur not white
{fuct} lmfao @ failed to shower
{InsaneKlown} ur jus a cum bath survivor
Quote #106
Submitted by Fuct on September 24th, 2008From #badgirls on Social-kink
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{Luke} but i'd bet most guys have attempted fellating a phallic object at some point
{Luke} yes, i figured, murms :p
{murmur} really?
{murmur} why?
{Luke} 'coz guys are obsessed with dicks
{murmur} doesn't mean they all want to stick them in their mouths
{murmur} some, sure
{Luke} i see it all the time
{Luke} guys tongueing coke bottles and such
{Lysander} DOn't be stupid. Coke bottle is obviously cunt
{Luke} yes, i figured, murms :p
{murmur} really?
{murmur} why?
{Luke} 'coz guys are obsessed with dicks
{murmur} doesn't mean they all want to stick them in their mouths
{murmur} some, sure
{Luke} i see it all the time
{Luke} guys tongueing coke bottles and such
{Lysander} DOn't be stupid. Coke bottle is obviously cunt
Quote #105
Submitted by Fuct on September 22nd, 2008From #otherdamnroom on NoixIRC
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{Tor} its like a cock on the door.
{Tor} sock*
{Tor} o.o
{Tor} not cock.
{Mat} XD
î%80%82 Mat rams Tor's cock in the door.
{Mat} You asked for it.
{Mat} I just supplied the force.
{Tor} sock*
{Tor} o.o
{Tor} not cock.
{Mat} XD
î%80%82 Mat rams Tor's cock in the door.
{Mat} You asked for it.
{Mat} I just supplied the force.
Quote #104
Submitted by Fuct on September 9th, 2008From #theodf on Social-kink
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{Ashlie} i've fornicated with all three labor groups to keep morale up.
Quote #103
Submitted by Zordberg on August 15th, 2008From #social-kink on Social kink
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17:04 * SixOfNine yawns
17:04 SixOfNine i think i will attempt a nap type thing or something
17:04 * Zordberg jams a penis shapped lollypop in SixOfNine's mouth
17:05 * SixOfNine sinks teeth in
17:05 SixOfNine i never did grasp the concept of sucking on hard candy
17:05 Zordberg maybe it was a gummy lolly?
17:06 SixOfNine doesn't that defeat the purpose of something hard to suck on?
17:06 Amon^Di you would have done better to stuff ya real thing in there.... she would have just sucked it till she went nite nite
17:06 SixOfNine and what Amon just said
17:06 SixOfNine like a damned pacifier.
17:06 * SixOfNine nods
17:04 SixOfNine i think i will attempt a nap type thing or something
17:04 * Zordberg jams a penis shapped lollypop in SixOfNine's mouth
17:05 * SixOfNine sinks teeth in
17:05 SixOfNine i never did grasp the concept of sucking on hard candy
17:05 Zordberg maybe it was a gummy lolly?
17:06 SixOfNine doesn't that defeat the purpose of something hard to suck on?
17:06 Amon^Di you would have done better to stuff ya real thing in there.... she would have just sucked it till she went nite nite
17:06 SixOfNine and what Amon just said
17:06 SixOfNine like a damned pacifier.
17:06 * SixOfNine nods
Quote #102
Submitted by Babylon on June 27th, 2008From #killer-chat on Rizon
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{ab3} Heh. Local band.
{b0x} they're pretty good
{b0x} I want their lead singer xD
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Haley's already taken by Josh
{b0x} idc
{ab3} So, good luck with that
{b0x} I'll kill the mofo >: |
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Lies
{b0x} I R DEDICATED.
{b0x} they're pretty good
{b0x} I want their lead singer xD
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Haley's already taken by Josh
{b0x} idc
{ab3} So, good luck with that
{b0x} I'll kill the mofo >: |
{b0x} lol
{ab3} Lies
{b0x} I R DEDICATED.
Quote #101
Submitted by Babylon on June 10th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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* fuct pokes at Tak instead
î%80%82 rouGhian also pokez TaK{AWAY} ...damn peer pressure
î%80%82 rouGhian pokez @ TaK{AWAY} wif the USB 1.1 hot swappable pecker
î%80%82 TaK{AWAY} smaxxx rouGhian around a bit with his USB-3.0 hot swappable pecker!
{rouGhian} showoff
î%80%82 rouGhian also pokez TaK{AWAY} ...damn peer pressure
î%80%82 rouGhian pokez @ TaK{AWAY} wif the USB 1.1 hot swappable pecker
î%80%82 TaK{AWAY} smaxxx rouGhian around a bit with his USB-3.0 hot swappable pecker!
{rouGhian} showoff
Quote #100
Submitted by Aesix_refiul on May 31st, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
Comment: there was no way I was going to let this not get mis-quoted :D
Score: 7/10 (5 votes)
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-| <Ni]-[iL> I'm rearranging my rack
Quote #99
Submitted by Aesix_refiul on May 30th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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-| <|sA> imma go back to bed now
-| * AeSix tosses fuct on the ground and makes |sA lay on her
-| <AeSix> now get some rest!
-| <|sA> oOo pillows
-| <|sA> Yes sir!
-| * AeSix tosses fuct on the ground and makes |sA lay on her
-| <AeSix> now get some rest!
-| <|sA> oOo pillows
-| <|sA> Yes sir!
Quote #97
Submitted by Babylon on May 20th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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{[99]} could just drop him off in deadhorse in a few months
{rouGhian} could juz drop a dead horse on him
{[99]} lol
{fuct} what was that?
{fuct} shoot him up with horse until he drops dead?
{rouGhian} could juz drop a dead horse on him
{[99]} lol
{fuct} what was that?
{fuct} shoot him up with horse until he drops dead?
Quote #96
Submitted by Aesix_refiul on May 13th, 2008From #flirt on IRCq
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-|* fuct is back (gone 00:57:23)
-|<AeSix> ok fuct
-|<AeSix> and we care why?
-|<fuct> you don't, and had better not start, either!
-|<AeSix> actually
-|<AeSix> yer kinda cute
-|<AeSix> for a 30 something anyways
-|<AeSix> ok fuct
-|<AeSix> and we care why?
-|<fuct> you don't, and had better not start, either!
-|<AeSix> actually
-|<AeSix> yer kinda cute
-|<AeSix> for a 30 something anyways
Quote #95
Submitted by Babylon on May 13th, 2008From #flirt on IRCq
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{Taron} and you sound like a girl
{fuct} lmmfao
{Ginieun} Thats my depressed, tired look.
{Taron} because you used the word yesh
{fuct} yesh, only we women usually use that.
{Ginieun} What?
{Taron} it's true
{Taron} they do
{Ginieun} Men use the word 'yesh'.
{Taron} I've run lots and lots of studies
{Taron} on this
{Taron} with about 1 or 2 people
{fuct} lmmfao
{Ginieun} Thats my depressed, tired look.
{Taron} because you used the word yesh
{fuct} yesh, only we women usually use that.
{Ginieun} What?
{Taron} it's true
{Taron} they do
{Ginieun} Men use the word 'yesh'.
{Taron} I've run lots and lots of studies
{Taron} on this
{Taron} with about 1 or 2 people
Quote #94
Submitted by Babylon on May 6th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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{Amon^Di} no snugglin me unless you have a good sized set of boobies
{fuct} he does
* fuct hides from cuft
{Amon^Di} lol
{pepolez} i hope for your sake he shaved his boobs recently
{fuct} he does
* fuct hides from cuft
{Amon^Di} lol
{pepolez} i hope for your sake he shaved his boobs recently
Quote #93
Submitted by Babylon on May 6th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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{pepolez} unfortunately, i can't go to space, due to car sickness
{pepolez} so i don't get to see the sat stuff
{cuft} it's nice to see your creation, birth to mature, ain't it?
{cuft} but dude...
{pepolez} maturity is optional
{cuft} you don't get car sickness in space
{pepolez} well, sorry for trying to make a joke
{pepolez} i sincerely apologise
{pepolez} so i don't get to see the sat stuff
{cuft} it's nice to see your creation, birth to mature, ain't it?
{cuft} but dude...
{pepolez} maturity is optional
{cuft} you don't get car sickness in space
{pepolez} well, sorry for trying to make a joke
{pepolez} i sincerely apologise
Quote #92
Submitted by Ab3 on April 28th, 2008From #killer-chat on Rizon
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<fuct> he is getting a tshirt for his birthday
<fuct> "i spent nine months in the hole"
<fuct> my sister will even let him wear it in public
<keltic> lol
<keltic> that is good
* fuct nods
<fuct> i thought so
<fuct> she wanted the "playground pimp" one for him
<fuct> but i was like... i dunno
<keltic> she willlet him
<fuct> he's four... he doesn't need whores
<fuct> ya know?
<keltic> that would be good
<fuct> lol
<fuct> "i spent nine months in the hole"
<fuct> my sister will even let him wear it in public
<keltic> lol
<keltic> that is good
* fuct nods
<fuct> i thought so
<fuct> she wanted the "playground pimp" one for him
<fuct> but i was like... i dunno
<keltic> she willlet him
<fuct> he's four... he doesn't need whores
<fuct> ya know?
<keltic> that would be good
<fuct> lol
Quote #91
Submitted by Meh on April 17th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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<StarFox> I'm *not* using mirc, but I'm writing mirc script :S
<StarFox> go figure... LOL
<pepolez> dude
<pepolez> that's bad
<pepolez> trying to code in mirc script is like trying to circumsize yourself with a shaver
<pepolez> it's fucking painful and ends up a bloody mess
<StarFox> go figure... LOL
<pepolez> dude
<pepolez> that's bad
<pepolez> trying to code in mirc script is like trying to circumsize yourself with a shaver
<pepolez> it's fucking painful and ends up a bloody mess
Quote #90
Submitted by Meh on April 17th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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*** pepolez has joined #alienworkshop
<StarFox> hey pepolez
<StarFox> ya there?
<pepolez> nah
<pepolez> i just joined so my pc would warm up my room
<StarFox> hey pepolez
<StarFox> ya there?
<pepolez> nah
<pepolez> i just joined so my pc would warm up my room
Quote #89
Submitted by Fuct on April 12th, 2008From #alienworkshop on NoixIRC
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{unsung_0} Die.
î%80%82 LiLM|zzBusted cant die
î%80%82 unsung_0 moves LiLM|zzBusted aside
î%80%82 LiLM|zzBusted cant die
î%80%82 unsung_0 moves LiLM|zzBusted aside
Quote #88
Submitted by Chris_be on April 9th, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
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<@Freman> SPAM: Subject: Library of 200000 hd videos. DOWNLOAD TO YOUR IPOD/PSP
<@Freman> WTF is the point of a high definition of a 1.5 inch movie?
<@Freman> OMG I can see the boobie pixel so clearly
<Chris_be|Away> rofl
<@Freman> WTF is the point of a high definition of a 1.5 inch movie?
<@Freman> OMG I can see the boobie pixel so clearly
<Chris_be|Away> rofl
Quote #87
Submitted by Chris_be on April 8th, 2008From #toxicantidote on XploitIRC
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[10:08:01 pm] * +fuct is away: playing with my... erm... spending a lil' time w/myself ;)...
Quote #86
Submitted by Meh on April 3rd, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
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<Jamie`> Getting a laptop for gaming is like buying a 4WD to drive around in the city.
Quote #85
Submitted by Fuct on March 26th, 2008From #museum on Icq
Comment: Typical MunK interjection...
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î%80%82 crush_groove bleeds for fuct
* fuct drinks?
{fuct} :P
î%80%82 crush_groove kisses?
î%80%82 MunK sniffs one of Kells tampons
{jewel`{F}} ewwwwwwwwww
* fuct drinks?
{fuct} :P
î%80%82 crush_groove kisses?
î%80%82 MunK sniffs one of Kells tampons
{jewel`{F}} ewwwwwwwwww
Quote #84
Submitted by Fuct on March 20th, 2008From #Travian on NoixIRC
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{OOk} grrr iid pass out but 6xaxe boy migh come for me when i zzzzzzzzzz
{OOk} nozzzzzzz for the trav playa!
{Leah} go to bed
{Leah} BEEEEEEEEEEDDDD
{OOk} nevarrrrr!!@@!!
{fuct} you know you play a game too much when...
{OOk} fuct :(
{fuct} it's apparently like world of warcrack for some people
{Leah} lmao
{Leah} I can see
{OOk} Grrr
{fuct} we'll nickname travian "methian"
{OOk} i wen out!
{Leah} lmao
{OOk} !!!
{OOk} i did :(
* OOk is now known as Travianphetamine
{Travianphetamine} !
* Travianphetamine is now known as Travaphetamine
{Travaphetamine} don hate :9
{OOk} nozzzzzzz for the trav playa!
{Leah} go to bed
{Leah} BEEEEEEEEEEDDDD
{OOk} nevarrrrr!!@@!!
{fuct} you know you play a game too much when...
{OOk} fuct :(
{fuct} it's apparently like world of warcrack for some people
{Leah} lmao
{Leah} I can see
{OOk} Grrr
{fuct} we'll nickname travian "methian"
{OOk} i wen out!
{Leah} lmao
{OOk} !!!
{OOk} i did :(
* OOk is now known as Travianphetamine
{Travianphetamine} !
* Travianphetamine is now known as Travaphetamine
{Travaphetamine} don hate :9
Quote #83
Submitted by Meh on March 13th, 2008From #outcasts on NoixIRC
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<pepolez> lucky you're not sleeping in this heat, your boobs would probably stick together and bake hard
<fuct> prolly
<fuct> uni-boob is NOT attractive!
<pepolez> suppose you could use a battering ram in crowds though
<fuct> prolly
<fuct> uni-boob is NOT attractive!
<pepolez> suppose you could use a battering ram in crowds though
Quote #82
Submitted by A_newbie on March 8th, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
Score: 9/10 (5 votes)
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<a_newbie> you should post more on the forums micolous
<micolous> i don't like forums
<micolous> other people get to express their opinions
<micolous> i don't like forums
<micolous> other people get to express their opinions
Quote #81
Submitted by A_newbie on March 4th, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
Score: 6/10 (3 votes)
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<Freman> When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
Quote #79
Submitted by Meh on March 2nd, 2008From #icannt on Icannt
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<LuckyFork> Why is it called an asteroid when its up in the hemishpere but a heamoerroid when its up your ass?
Quote #78
Submitted by A_newbie on March 1st, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
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<holo`> hype is overrated
Quote #77
Submitted by Pepolez on Febuary 28th, 2008From #ign on Gamesurge
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* katsu`` has quit (Quit: IRC Weather: Partly laggy with an 80% chance of netsplits. Expect some afternoon smurf attacks coupled with windbags from the east.)